Bustin'

I do what I want

[boppinbobby]

i don't have tomodachi life so i'm making gordon freeman in adobe illustrator

[never-obsolete]

Pokémon FireRed (GBA, 2004) Hydro Pump

[catgirltitties]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Bro was THIS close to calling air bud a slur

[tastylemonbread]

[unflavoredwaxedfloss20]

by brunozhu http://ift.tt/1pAj4VW

[bruzum]

[frogliftcertified]

what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good

[frogliftcertified]

OK 👍 that is helps

[hollowtones]

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

[oliviawebsite]

job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?

me: what if a dracula show up 😰

interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.

[sandsvendor100]

I Always Smiled Darkly When I Saw The Thieves Attack The Palace

[yugirimistwalker]

[yugirimistwalker]

[a-god-in-ruins-rises]

[lokaror]

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

[pedro-friedeberg]

LMAO

[sr-roto]

Audio pls

[astralbondpro]

Star Trek: The Next Generation // S04E20: Qpid

[supreme-leader-stoat]

#love this but i always wonder what that alert sounds like#like you know what is he saying over the loud speaker#yellow alert: some q bullshit i guess

[mrsterlingeverything]