cansada

He/It/End/Ladder Just a silly guy who has an obsession with controversial things :,D I am 18! Keep this in mind if it makes you uncomfy

[cansadaistired]

Yknow, I don't think I ever actually introduced myself to Tumblr.

So, here we go!

Hi! I'm CansadaIsTired

I'm not wrong, Cansada does, in fact, mean tired :3

I'm an artist, fanfic author, overall silly guy.

I use he/him, it/its, that/thats, end/ender, or ladder/ladders

And of course, I'm everybody's favorite narcissist :D

(I do say that. A lot.)

I'm currently into (will be updated as this changes);

Assassin's Creed

Iron Lung

Red Dead Redemption (1 and 2)

Icebreaker by A.L. Graziadei

I have a few specific tags I use; "Cansada plays AC" that is for posts where I'm rambling about playing Assassin's Creed (or posting screenshots while rambling)

Resident Evil

"Cansada plays Games" for if it's a oneoff thing or something. I wanna be able to post about the games I play and have a tag for em without like "#Cansada plays Slime Rancher" or "#Cansada plays Call of Cthulhu" etc. I'm not making tags for every game I post about. An untagged game may get a tag if I play and post enough of it that I think it warrants one.

"Cansada plays rdr" for essentially the same thing but for the red dead redemption franchise (rdr1, rdr2, undead nightmare)

"Cansad plays RE" for my silly posts about playing the Resident Evil games.

You can spam-like if you'd please, doesn't bother me any. Feel free to send me silly asks (do keep politics out of my inbox, please, it makes me uncomfortable) other than that I'm open to anything. I'm just here to have fun.

ALSO! If you'd like me to draw something specific just send an ask. I will not promise anything but if it's an idea I like I'll draw it :3

YOU CAN FIND ME ELSEWHERE:

Ao3

...and that's kinda it really

I have no DNI. Anyone can interact.

Side note: I have 3 sideblogs.

@templar-tuesdays

@puppyselfships

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I got an S rank in RE3!

Finished my minimalist challenge run and got my fav's model :3

I also got other challenges complete! (Namely the first handgun one, the first shotgun one, and the first assault rifle)

I did not expect to get an S rank but I got it!

Cleared in 2 hours and 15 minutes with only 1 save... And 3 deaths. Still an S!

Also went back due to something I saw mentioned... Somewhere. I waited out where you're supposed to shoot Nicholai... 10/10 much enjoy!

I like him idk he scritches my brain. Y'all will come to find that I often enjoy the villains more than protagonists (ie: Wesker, Birkin, Nicholai, Lucas, Heisenberg, Donna just to name from RE). I just like villains I guess

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Back on RE3.

Hunters are evil to deal with. I keep getting lost. I died to one... I said Carlos was gonna die with me playing him.

Got the vaccine to Jill... The sugarcop nickname has grown on me.

I've failed to protect Jill far too many times... Hunters shouldn't be able to one shot me sometimes but only do a bit of damage other times this is bullshit!

Right near the end of it I had to answer a phone call and could not get it to pause for the life of me... I lived though! And finally got through that segment.

Tyrell's face when he calls Carlos a ballsy motherfucker is great. Please don't let anything happen to Tyrell I'll be very sad.

Carlos?! If this isn't another nightmare segment I swear... Oh thank god! I worried...

Got myself the vaccine. Also found Nicholai. Nicholai stole the vaccine.

The more I fight him the more I fucking hate Nemesis. But I got him.

Going after Nicholai for the vaccine once again!

Oh my god... I really thought Carlos was dead there for a moment.

Jill is so pretty in the lighting of the helicopter. The explosion was also really cool looking.

And yay I am not in a cold cruel carlosless world!

Beat the game in a little over four hours. I saved 10 times, died 3. Got myself a C rank.

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Got RE3… You'll never guess who played one and a half hours and didn't document any of it.

The start was weird. Being in first person after 2 was weird. I've gotten used to third person.

I'm on assisted for that sweet sweet auto aim… Only it doesn't really work.

I like Carlos he's cute. He gon leave me in a cold cruel carlosless world I can feel it.

Nemesis… Nemesis scares the shit out of me. But at least I can stagger him… With a shit ton of bullets but still.

Doggies are cool. I got the model and it's cool. I like em.

Kendo! I know next to nothing about Kendo, I didn't get around to playing any of the extras in RE2 (and probably won't until I own the game let's be honest here). But I think he's neat, I like the interaction he had with Jill.

Carlos saved my dumb ass. I'm stupid and got lost looking for the train station and had next to no ammo when I finally found Carlos. But it's okay! Cus Carlos dealt with the fucker… For now at least. Oh you have got to be kidding me!

Nemesis fuck offffff!!

Nicholai >:0 Rude

Also uhhh I forgot his name but the leader guy! "Get off my train shitbird" is an amazing line. I love that line.

Carlos! I like playing as Carlos :> Tyrell is nice… Please don't let anything happen to him… I like that he's over here just shaking his head at Carlos and calling him Romeo, it's silly. I've personally been calling him loverboy.

Killed Nemesis… Again. Jill got infected- Also NICHOLAI >:[

"Sugarcop" okay loverboy lol he's sweet tho.

Working on getting Jill that vaccine. Carlos' interactions with the voice thing is funny to me.

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Beat RE2 in 2 days. (Posting was delayed)

I beat the game as Leon with a B ranking. I saved 16 times which is actually less than I expected. I'm usually very save happy. Hell, in RE1 I saved 22 times on my first playthrough.

I also did it only looking up/getting help with 3 things. The gas station, the locker codes, and the gator chase thing.

That was it. I tried not to look a bunch of stuff up. I also didn't look at where enemies spawn or anything.

This is gonna be out of order cus I wasn't typing as I went… Whoops

Birkin! I like Birkin! I liked him in 0 and I like him here. His design is cool. Also how TF did he get Annette as his wife? How?? She is way out of your league man

Also Ada! I like Ada. I was on call with my bf and went "I see why people ship them" when she left him with her coat. And then was more flustered than Leon when she kissed him on the cable car.

Fuckin X. I hate. Evil bastard. I nearly died as Ada cus I couldn't hack the damn thing cus he kept just chucking me. Why is his attack just throw??

I need him to not actually

Also Sherry! I'm gonna play through Claire's story here soon if I can.

Also went looking at concept art and models now that I finished. I like the lickers, they are actually my favorite monster (the dogs are a close second!) they're really cool! Also the concept art of them is so good.

I also like Birkin's concept arts. I like all the concept art actually, it's really cool and the scenery ones are pretty! I wish more games would let you see the concept art

Also despite what I said first about not using any other infinite ammo guns… I ran out of shotgun ammo and ended up grabbing the minigun (asked my partner to choose between the other one. I didn't want the rocket launcher that seemed too overpowered. I just wanted something other than a handgun)

It just occured to me that I never actually found the heart or diamond keys… I wonder if that's a Claire thing?

I also never got the magnum :/ Found ammo for it but never the gun itself

Either way I had fun!

[cansadaistired]

Continuing with RE2

Found what the photo was for. Also found the book I needed for the statue in the art room.

I've got two of the medallions; lion and unicorn.

Also cus I mentioned it last time: hip pouch acquired >:D

My loot goblin ways are being aided!

I've gotta go to the East upstairs to go help Claire. I hear some stuff in the hallway up there that's making me a tad nervous ngl.

I got the weapons key card so I have a shotgun now. That's getting boxed for now, I'll use it for boss fights and such like I did with one.

Also meant to mention last time how much I loved the set up in the west office. The sign and the note about unlocking his desk- it's sweet. I need to find me some AU fics where Leon actually gets to have a good first day.

I got way too into the game lol whoops. I'm onto the sewers now.

Annette! Annette Birkin! 👀👀 :D

I like her husband so presumably I'll like her

Also met Ada. She saved me from a doggie. Also found Mr X.

He keeps sneaking up on me... THAT MAN IS TOO DAMN BIG TO BE THIS SNEAKY! How the FUCK does he do that???

Also he keeps throwing me down stairs and doing like half my health :/

The gator sucks! I haven't made it past it. I rage quit imma be honest. It keeps killing me >:<

I'll try it again at some point but rn it's evil.

[cansadaistired]

I don't have RE2 yet... But my brother does!

He left his xbox in the main room so I could play some of his games on my account.

And as such we starting RE2! Well the remake of it anyway

Playing on assisted for kinda obvious reasons of idk what I'm doing and I can't aim for shit. Chose to do Leon's first... Because I like Leon

Let's see how quickly the controls fuck me up lmao

Controls are fine. I got lost immediately and my brother had to direct me out of the gas station. But I lived!

Got to the police station. I of course had to take a look at the Albert model Samurai Edge, not planning on using it but it's cool. Kinda hate that that door shut behind me going right from the main hall. Except no it didn't??? I really thought it did...

Just got out from there is why I say that. I've opted to use the infinite ammo Samurai Edge (but none of the others!) only in situations where I'm out of ammo for Matilda.

So unrelated but I've said before and I will continue to say it; God I wanna ruin rookie! Leon. He's adorable and I want to ruin him.

Marvin seems nice... I hope I can get him some first aid or smth cus he's hurt.

So uh... I shouldn't've put the boards in the box, huh? Can they open doors?? Asking for a friend heheh... Shit

Why do they have so much health?? We makin' it work tho!

Kay but Leon going "you can do this" to himself here and there is cute.

Found a save room! The one with the dark room, also developed that film I found earlier. Got a funky photo out of it

^ the photo. Looked it up to show it. Haven't looked at anything else regarding it tho

I really hope I can get some more inventory space. I am a loot goblin at heart and eight spaces is killing me.

Got the spade key! I can go back to the main hall now yippee!

[cansadaistired]

look at this gay ass stance Chris pulled when I left him idle

i know what you are Chris

[cansadaistired]

So I finished RE1 the other day... I forgot to be documenting anything I was excited lol

So I've started a second playthrough (as Jill this time) and uhhh will be documenting a third one as Chris again cus I'm already almost done with this one

But anyway!

Every SINGLE time WITHOUT FAIL when Wesker has come on screen I have in fact gone ":0 Wesker! :D"

He sparks so much joy I cannot even

[sawtrapp]

I still like to spin Chris Redfield

[cansadaistired]

Look at him go :3

[cansadaistired]

I said art was coming

I enjoy it and idc if I draw it wrong. Also S.T.A.R.S. era Chrisker cus I love them

Especially now that I'm getting through RE1 (already finished 0... spedran that shit lol)

[cansadaistired]

Hear me out- hear me out guyss

Wesker using it/its. Wesker using it/its like during S.T.A.R.S. era.

I just think itd be neat

And i will at some point be writing something about the idea

[cansadaistired]

I got RE1 and RE0 yesterday. New tag goes brrr

I will annoy all of you the same I have been my partner for idek how long

Be prepared

[cansadaistired]

I need you people to know about my stupidity.

So I've only played RE7 and Village. I haven't played any others yet

I've watched my brother play bits and pieces of 3 and 5. Also one minute of 1 before he got upset at the controls and camera.

The point is I know next to nothing.

And yet anD YET

Albert fucking Wesker is in my brain! Get the fuck out sir

He is the obsession right now and I DON'T KNOW WHY

I don't know any of his lines, I don't know his story, I barely know what he looks like. I don't even know which games he's in. I don't even know how I know of him! Where the fuck did this come from??

He's just in my brain

[monarchofhyperfixations]

[cansadaistired]

Aro Ilya. That's it send post.

I think it could be interesting to see how a lack of romantic attraction would change his interactions with Shane. I might actually draft a little something with the idea... Idk don't quote me on it.

I also just love taking ships canon or not and making one or both aro because I'm aro and I like microwaving the idea in my head of how it would change things.

[sunnypeachyy]

Ilya Rozanov