Psychiacrobatics @cantgetlaid - Tumblr Blog

Apparently the trick to getting myself to eat is having a medication that tells me "you're not *allowed* to eat until 30 mins after you take this" and my goblin brain says "how dares you tells me i's nots *allowed*?! I's wills have my munchies at exactly 30 minsutes"

#psychiacrobatics #cant have shit in this house #mrehf

I didn't eat pr sleep for two days and my mum threatened to 5150 me

#mrehf #help #why is this my family #psychiacrobatics

"I want a sandwich because other foods don't give me that satisfying feeling of tearing into a creatures flesh"-mrehf

#psychiacrobatics #i was told not to tell my psychiatrist #she always goes bonkers when i say somwthing out of pocket #and threatens to change my medications constantly #even tho im stable on my current meds

I kissed a girl and I liked iiiit

#yeah uhm #im greedy #mrehf just ballin through life tbh

Last night I got to be real and deep with my partner about some of our darkest and most intimate guilty fantasies and we certainly got a happy ending

#if only i could describe #the debauchery #oh my gods it was fucking astronomical

Gods, it's been forever since I posted here, time to turn it into my personal dumping grounds lol

#oh the things we are DOING these days #completely bonkers #ive just been losing my mind in pleasure tbh

mpreg-harrystyles

so i was asked this today and

#leavehimonread #brosbefirehos #andahelp #draghisass #plzhelp #hemighttrytotalk #tomeoverbreak #ahhhhhHhhhhHHHHH

"Cannabanis"-gabe

#deliriusasfuck #cannabanis #isthatlike...#cannabis^2?#cannabanananananabanis #whyareyoulikethisgabe #youcantbeatme #imthegingerbreadman

Can you even eat three servings of ice cream in the five minutes you’ve been eating it?”-Mreh “I’m 6'3”, 180 pounds, of course I can do that, who the fuck do you think I am?“-Gabe