[junglejim4322]

Be so completely yourself that everyone wants to kill you

[angelictrauma]

im hot

H ard to love O bnoxious T errible

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

real estate agent: so what kind of property are you looking for?

me: a simple cave with fewer goblins than most

[taretaglia]

you better shut the fuck up before I open a nature valley bar on your bed.

[marinebiologyshitposts]

clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.

[marinebiologyshitposts]

yes hello i am very sorry to hear of your lack of satisfaction. if you'll just follow me to the suggestion box its just inside here

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[tamamita]

[swordspells]

[psantanico-deactivated20210108]

when people ask me for directions i’m sorry. i’m not that kind of girl

[slavery]

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

might fuck around might practice a dead religion

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

might resurrect a slain god with my faith

[misanthropicmessiah]

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

fuck disney land…. Fuck status of liberty…. you Come to america… you see Costco.

[yrfriendliz]

http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.

[tinseltownturkey-deactivated202]

this is the kind of content i came here for

[etct-deactivated20240208]

I hate this so fucking much i saw this during band and i kept thinking about it and i couldnt play my part because i kept rememberingthis fucking thing and he didnt even show up and i kept cracking up and he didnt even show up to the PARTYY

[etct-deactivated20240208]

He didnt even show up to the partyy he

[etct-deactivated20240208]

[orochislayer]

PSA: if you dont have a fursona by January 1, 2019 you WILL be assigned one

[orochislayer]

@ everyone in the notes saying they’d rather die: dont worry! you cant

[moonemojii]

[canyoustupthefuckup]

a color palette of me lighting a cigarette in subway

[blackdenimjeans2]