fucking meatball

stupid bearded sweater wearing dumb dork

[3intheam]

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Text: i always drink beer but i drink everything else aswell even the strong stuff.

[text] Oh, dude. We’re gonna be best friends.

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Text→Christopher

Emmy: I guess, I wouldn't know. I'm neither cool nor a kid.

Emmy: I have a feeling you'll be the one the break me--probably purposefully.

Emmy: IS it really? Tell me more about how great it is and maybe I'll consider it!

Chris: You seem to be cool enough to call me out for saying word on the street, jerk.

Chris: I'd never do that... I encourage your innocence.

Chris: The hot dogs here are pretty awesome.

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Text: awesome, keep me updated

[text] I will, man. What’s your poison? Your favorite drink to kick back with?

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What’s your favorite thing about your significant other?

Jesus, there’s so much to love. The second I think of one thing, another pops in my head. I think she’s the smartest person I know. I mean she’s really, really smart, and not just in the typical sense. Just have one conversation with her and you’ll get it. She’s also the only person who can beat me at Scrabble. @simplyscarlett

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[text] It’s the only leverage I got! Did you really think I could win any other way? You could easily pick me up and end the fight if we were playing fair. This way you’ll be wiggling away too much to even fight back. Yeah but that’s because you’re a good person and I’m not 😝 I didn’t like having to see Tom Brady every sunday. If I could have watched a pats game without him in it it would have been better Hey, I may think evil thoughts but I don’t always act on them. [text] Which is when? huh?

[text] I can’t shake the fact that you know one of my weaknesses. I should’ve hidden how ticklish I was a long time ago. You’re a great person in my book. A little bit sinful, but who isn’t? Admit it, you think he’s hot though. That’s true.

[text] I don’t know. I’m gonna try to take Scar to a lodge this weekend, but maybe we can sometime after that.

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merrittpattersonpce:

Yes thankfully he wasn’t since he had just turned five.

Age makes a big difference. Was the kid at least accurate?

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[text] I may be smaller than you but that just means it hurts more when you hit the ground. If I remember correctly you’re a ticklish and will stand no chance when I start jabbing at your sides. Okay, I will admit I enjoyed rooting for any team that was against yours and yelling mean things at your TV whenever the pats played. Uh, have you seen me? I look angelic and innocent always! [text] One of those suffocating bear hugs? I do kind of like those.

[text] Why do you gotta play dirty? That’s just wrong and uncalled for. You never saw me taking advantage of you like that. I knew it. You liked Sundays. Key word there is look. I don’t know what’s going on in your head all the time, but it can’t be good.

[text] Exactly. You’re in for it next time I see you.

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merrittpattersonpce:

I was minding my own business today when a little boy came up to me, sniffed me, and told me that I smelled like a flower.

At least he wasn’t a sixty year old man, right? That’d be a lot creepier.

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AaronRodgers12: I remember when I had my first blowjob.

ChrisEvans: @AaronRodgers12 was it cool?

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Atlanta - 10/14/2017

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Text→Christopher

Emmy: Just because you don't like the cool kids slang these days doesn't mean you can just disregard it!

Emmy: I have charm? Who knew? You would be, jerk.

Emmy: Honestly? No clue. I have a decent time off, so I'm really just playing it by ear. Got any suggestions? You know I'm always up for 1-grabbing a bite and 2-hanging with you. So let's make it happen!

Chris: That's seriously what the cool kids are saying? Not ironically?

Chris: What, I wanna see how long you last.

Chris: How about vacationing in Atlanta? I hear it's one of the top spots this year. I'm game, Em.

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@MisElizaJane: @ChrisEvans I'll get you the wigs, but you're going to have to pay for the implants with that Marvel money. Nah. I get her, it's only fair.

@ChrisEvans: @MisElizaJane fair enough. But her? Absolutely not

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Text: I am in New York now for my american premiere so i can always come to LA,

[text] Perfect. Drinks are on me when the time comes though.

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[text] See? Now if you could just admit that this mama bear would kick your ass it’d be much appreciated. I think we fought because you made me watch their games period. Worst Sunday’s ever! Ugh again with you being too nice to me. Nothing I did was that traumatizing. I’m an angel! [text] if be pretty crushed if something ever happened to you to. I hate to admit but you’re kind one of my best friends. I need you alive.

[text] You would kick my ass, alright? Now whether I'm lying or not can be up for debate. C'mon! You gotta admit you had at least a little fun rooting for any team playing against mine. Regardless of getting stomped on. You're no angel.[text] I'd hug you if you were here and I'm not lying.

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Text→Christopher

Emmy: Literally nobody says that here on planet Earth. Not anymore, at least. Not in like...the last 10-15 years. Get with it, Evans.

Emmy: Eh, seems to be going alright so far. But give me time, I'm sure I'll go down in flames and say something I shouldn't.

Emmy: Nice. In my house. Wrapped the show the other day, haven't done much since, expect lay around with Linc. Figured I owed myself that for a bit, but now I'm thinking I might do a vacation or something.

Chris: What do people say now then? Please don't say bae or lit.

Chris: Eh, it's part of your charm. I'm excited to see how long your filter lasts.

Chris: That sounds insanely peaceful. Where are you thinking about going on vacation? Maybe we can grab a bite somehow before you leave.

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simplyscarlett:

Babe! After almost 9 months of dating, you have been paying attention. I don’t think I give you enough credit, I really should because that’s definitely true. Hm, I don’t know about that, from my point of view it seems like you do enjoy it, at least I know when your friend down there is happy to see me. You’re so competitive, did you know that? You can do everything much better than him, pretty boy. Seriously? I’d rather not be than just ‘a little bit’. 

When you say something, I listen. It’s hard not to. You’d understand if you were me. Sometimes my ‘friend’ and my brain don’t exactly agree on things. Sorta like when I’m trying to prove a point and you do your persuading. I try not to be so competitive all the time, but I think it’s inherent. Now will you whisper that in my ear later? Would you rather be a lotta bit?