Erotic And Awkward

Cutting and sublime and currently living in the trash compactor that is Reylo

[rosenkranz-does-things]

awoo

[redstonedust]

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

[bitchboynasty]

Absolutely true

[tinydragontori]

you are so right

[yestheantichrist]

Dune characters as dril tweets:

Paul

Jessica

Duke Leto

Yueh

Duncan

Gurney

Alia

Vladimir

Rabban

Piter

[rederiswrites]

It is a painful truth that actually none of my fics are abandoned, no, not even the ones that haven’t updated in five years. I still know exactly what happens next, and after that, and so on. They’re not abandoned; they’re right here, haunting me, characters climbing up my pants like kittens nagging for dinner.

[capital-cheese]

One day. One day I will finish. I promise.

[rainbowcolouredshoes]

One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her. 

[andthebluestblue]

The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

[adreamoflemons-archive-deactiva]

david tennants so funny to me cuz  hes like. a very private and quiet person. and all characters they call him to do are like mr slutty mcthot

[summerofspock]

David Tennant can do three things, be a detective, a serial killer, or wear very tight pants

[indieninja92]

i always think the venn diagram is Slut, Sad Dad, and Serial Killer.

[shittinggold]

Change my mind

[currentlybeltingbohemianrhapsody]

[sigridkaffen]

for the love of all that is good in the world, someone needs to do that completely feral welshman next

[indieninja92]

michael sheens venn diagram is a circle labelled Slut

[nerdythangs]

[charlottemadison42]

i didn’t think this could get better but then it did

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

please let me out

sorry i have a boyfriend

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

i’m trapped in your attic

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

listen im not intrested

[scoobydoominuscoobydoo]

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[lesbianshepard]

muppet version of knives out where daniel craig is the token human and changes nothing about his performance

[corn-fused]

[corn-fused]

[culturenlifestyle]

[wordsnquotes]

Macabre Themed Crowns & Halos by Cara Trinder

Get them here!

[darkangelofglory]

I sure love being sick and having to take cough syrup in such fantastic flavors as

limes at their own funeral

the festering corpse of a cherry

the broken hopes and dreams of various berries

sunshine twinkling on the apocalyptic wasteland of a post-nuclear war hellscape

death

[kr1g]

Leaked list of upcoming lacroix flavours

[wilderrweinn]

Which Hozier song is this

[bluebonnet-witch]

May I add, those throat sprays, with flavors such as:

Diet icy hot

Honey with a side of live bees

The last dying breath of something that once ate a jolly rancher

Lint, but sharp

[unicornslothfish]

•bubble gum, but made by someone who has only ever read about it in a scientific journal

[evaanleias-deactivated20160327]

[uchigtana]

[hotboyproblems]

all of these have the same energy