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[dappermouth]

A villager in mourning, the last one at the grave…

[dappermouth]

In fever dreams, only half-asleep.

[tazahan]

The Cyber Witcher

[totplus]

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@frogmp3

[artmadval]

jaskier and yenn having their bonding moment!❤️😌

[charlottecors]

[thenatsdorf]

“Who is this?!” (via bri.brownie)

[ourqueenfelinefatale]

“ooh you got me a new box thank yo-WHAT THE FUCK!?!”

[misfit-toy-haven]

By the way, you shouldn’t introduce cats like this! Especially ones that will be living together. It’s so much more likely to go bad!

Instead, keep the new cat in a separate area, such as confined to one room or behind a baby gate, for a few days after bringing it home. Bring things with the new cat’s scent, such as a blanket or toy it used, into the the living area of the resident cat and let it smell them. Let them smell eachother through the door or gate.

Over the next few days work them up to meeting. Let the resident cat into the new cat’s space while the new cat is secured (in a crate, adjascent bathroom, or kennel) and let the resident cat sniff around. Begin letting them spend time together in small doses. Make sure the resident cat can leave when it wants and that the new cat always has a safe hidey hole it can access. Do not leave them unsupervised, and make liberal use of positive reinforcement every time they interact, such as treats.

After a few days of this you should be ready to introduce the new cat into the household! This process is also good for new dogs or other pets being introduced to a resident cat’s space. This will make it much less stressful for the new animal as well.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Boosting this advice on how to introduce your cat to a new cat :)

[ljza]

sock doesn’t fit

[popsunner]

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

[popsunner]

Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if she’s gay. I told him he should ask her because that’s not my place and he said he would.

I thought that would be the end of it.

Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (she’s bi) and that both of us have a shot. I said “You more than me.” because he’s attractive and popular. 

But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked, “Because I’m tall?’

[popsunner]

So this isn’t lesbian/jock solidarity but I thought you guys would want to know-

My math teacher was trying to fix the rolling whiteboard and he just offhand said “This would be easier with a wrench”

And deadass, dudebro said “Hang on” and then proceeded to pull a fucking wrench out of his backpack

[popsunner]

Update- after school today he saw me in the library and he didn’t say anything? He just pointed at the book he was holding and I gave him a thumbs up because it’s a pretty good book, and he went “Yes!” Really quiet and pumped his fist and then left

[popsunner]

Okay so today he asked me if I know how to help people having a panic attack and I was like yeah? And he smiled at me and then went “cool I think I’m having one”

And I was like what the fuck Colin we’re in the middle of Tech class sit down and we went out in the hall and sat there for a while and he told me about the test he’s stressed about so we kind of went over his study guide and when he was feeling better he kind of like… smacked his head against mine gently? And I helped him up even though he’s almost a foot taller than me and yeah

[popsunner]

Today at lunch we walked to the football field and laid in the grass and I told him thank you for being my friend (because I don’t have that many) and fistbumped me and said, “You always looked so nice and chill, how could I not want to be your friend?”

And honestly y’all, I would’ve started crying if he hadn’t sneezed and accidentally smacked me

[annabanannabeth]

[estherlehnsherr]

[singinginthecar]

if i were a massive biker dude himbo with giant swords and i had a fight with the girl i was crushing on, i wouldn't go and take my anger out on my sweet, needy, musical twink boyfriend and absolutely break his heart into smithereens and watch him leave me forever.

rip geralt of rivia but i'm different, you absolute idiot

[vespaaurinkos]

ciri: hey, I think there’s something wrong with Geralt

jaskier: I think a blank look and frown is pretty normal by now

ciri: No, this morning I said hi to him and he... SMILED

yennefer: CALL A HEALER RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[dirtyscholar]

jaskier, chasing after geralt with scented oils before a banquet: YoU SMeLL LiKE HorSE

Geralt, saying literally anything to get out of smelling like roses: ARE YoU SAYING RoACH SMELLS BAD?? YoU Go sAY THaT To hER FAcE YoU ANiMAL

[vespaaurinkos]

jaskier: How’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?

geralt: I don’t know, how are you-

yennefer, across the room: I’m great, thanks for asking

[geralts-and-jaskiers]

Geralt: this life isn’t suitable for a child

Also Geralt: *carries Jaskier around*

[snarky-starks]

Teacher: I called you both in here today because Cirilla punched another student.

Jaskier: I wonder where she got that from.

Teacher: When given mediation paperwork about the incident she decided to write a five stanza poem about how the other student could, and I quote, “go sit and spin”.

Geralt: I wonder where she got THAT from.

[goldandlights]

Maybe we should talk about how The Witcher starts with Geralt telling Renfri about how even the people he saves/protects are deathly afraid of him and all anyone ever sees in him is a violent, dangerous beast BUT THEN COMES JASKIER who is never afraid of Geralt and, on multiple occasions, legit runs to him for protection because he trusts that the Witcher will keep him safe.

Damn.