Congratulations, you're now a law abiding drunkard. Happy birthday.
Shhh. Thank you.
It is not.
Well, I’m not gonna stop just because you can legally do whatever stupid shit you do— but, drunk.
Like murder?
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Congratulations, you're now a law abiding drunkard. Happy birthday.
Shhh. Thank you.
It is not.
Well, I’m not gonna stop just because you can legally do whatever stupid shit you do— but, drunk.
Like murder?
Congratulations, you're now a law abiding drunkard. Happy birthday.
Shhh. Thank you.
Second part.
But the body is an art form? Why would you disgrace it by letting yourself be so disgusted by your own, parched, ass.
Eden stooop.
Dacian, Nooo.
Why?
Because it’s completely impossible.
It is not.
Congratulations, you're now a law abiding drunkard. Happy birthday.
Shhh. Thank you.
Second part.
But the body is an art form? Why would you disgrace it by letting yourself be so disgusted by your own, parched, ass.
Eden stooop.
Dacian, Nooo.
Why?
Congratulations, you're now a law abiding drunkard. Happy birthday.
Shhh. Thank you.
Second part.
But the body is an art form? Why would you disgrace it by letting yourself be so disgusted by your own, parched, ass.
Eden stooop.
Congratulations, you're now a law abiding drunkard. Happy birthday.
Shhh. Thank you.
I am.
And what if I was the police? What would you do now?
You hate the police… But that’d explain a lot.
Well, if I were the police it’d explain why I loathe myself…and than it’d explain why I’ve sentenced you to years of having to deal with a dry, sexless, asshole.
What?
What do you mean ‘what’?
You turned it all weird.
Because I loathe myself for being the police? Or was it that I brought up dried out assholes?
Second part.
Congratulations, you're now a law abiding drunkard. Happy birthday.
Shhh. Thank you.
I am.
And what if I was the police? What would you do now?
You hate the police… But that’d explain a lot.
Well, if I were the police it’d explain why I loathe myself…and than it’d explain why I’ve sentenced you to years of having to deal with a dry, sexless, asshole.
What?
What do you mean ‘what’?
You turned it all weird.
Congratulations, you're now a law abiding drunkard. Happy birthday.
Shhh. Thank you.
I am.
And what if I was the police? What would you do now?
You hate the police… But that’d explain a lot.
Well, if I were the police it’d explain why I loathe myself…and than it’d explain why I’ve sentenced you to years of having to deal with a dry, sexless, asshole.
What?
Congratulations, you're now a law abiding drunkard. Happy birthday.
Shhh. Thank you.
I am.
And what if I was the police? What would you do now?
You hate the police... But that'd explain a lot.
Congratulations, you're now a law abiding drunkard. Happy birthday.
Shhh. Thank you.
I tried with all of my God fearing heart to forget but your hideous face just kept reminding me.
Are you sure?
What do you mean by that?
That my face is hideous.
Terribly. It puts the fear of God in me.
I think that’s because you a sinner.
Or maybe you reek of cocaine and satan
Maybe I am Satan.
Maybe you’re cocaine.
I am.
Congratulations, you're now a law abiding drunkard. Happy birthday.
Shhh. Thank you.
I tried with all of my God fearing heart to forget but your hideous face just kept reminding me.
Are you sure?
What do you mean by that?
That my face is hideous.
Terribly. It puts the fear of God in me.
I think that’s because you a sinner.
Or maybe you reek of cocaine and satan
Maybe I am Satan.
Congratulations, you're now a law abiding drunkard. Happy birthday.
Shhh. Thank you.
I tried with all of my God fearing heart to forget but your hideous face just kept reminding me.
Are you sure?
What do you mean by that?
That my face is hideous.
Terribly. It puts the fear of God in me.
I think that's because you a sinner.
Congratulations, you're now a law abiding drunkard. Happy birthday.
Shhh. Thank you.
I tried with all of my God fearing heart to forget but your hideous face just kept reminding me.
Are you sure?
What do you mean by that?
That my face is hideous.
Congratulations, you're now a law abiding drunkard. Happy birthday.
Shhh. Thank you.
I tried with all of my God fearing heart to forget but your hideous face just kept reminding me.
Are you sure?
Congratulations, you're now a law abiding drunkard. Happy birthday.
Shhh. Thank you.
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ HOLIDAY DRABBLES Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (Extra Addition!)
Christmas:
♥: - Our characters will have a Mistletoe Kiss
★: - Our characters will decorate the tree
¤: - My character will give yours a present
❖: - Our characters will go caroling
$: - Our characters will go Christmas shopping together
?!: - My character catches you with the gift you're about to buy for them
❄: - Our characters stay up all night until Christmas morning
Easter:
❂: - Our characters decorate eggs together
†: - My character will have an egg hunt with yours
Valentines:
ღ: - My character will give yours chocolate
❦: - My character will admit she/he loves your character
♠: - My character asks you out on a date and/or proposes to you
✧: - Your character forgets Valentine's day and has to come up with a way to save the day
4th of July:
✯: - Our characters will go see fireworks together
♬: - Our characters will go to a parade
Halloween:
ッ-: - Our characters will go to a costume ball together
☾: - Our characters will go trick or treating
♛: - Our characters will wear matching costumes
♈: - Our characters will visit a haunted house together
☰: -Our characters will conduct a séance to contact a ghost
Some shorts?????
A keyboard was being set in front of a camera, humming a soft tune to himself. A tingling formed in his chest pulsed outwards to his fingertips. It was a familiar feeling, a feeling of excitement and anxiety that came with that stage. This stage was a bit different as the audience wouldn't view the performance until later, but it was still one that he would put his all into. Clicking record on the camera he sat down to allow his slight fingers play the keys.
"Sun is filling up the room and I can I hear you dreaming, do you feel the way i do right now? I wish we would just give up cause the best part is falling... call it anything but love.. And I will make sure to keep my distance.. Say I love you when you're not listening and how long can we keep this up, up, up?"
In his mind thoughts flashed back to instances with his love. Memories that painted and colored in his voice. He recalled each instance of waking up next to him and sweetly taking in the scents that filled their company. Often the smell was of sweat and faintly of paint and coffee from the two of them. Dacian weaving his fingers through the hair on Eden's chest and the trail it made down his torso. Feeling the raise and fall of his lungs and the faint pulse of his heart beneath layers of flesh and bone. Something so intimately placed in his life, so unguarded, unlike how he really was. Dacian would nuzzle against his shoulder, leaving many small pecks and kisses against it. The emotions in his heart bursting out through these small actions but the words hidden in his throat.
He'd sometimes wake him with these morning affections; upon doing so Dacian would smile. Rolling onto him, straddling, kissing, laughing... All these things filling his heart more and rocking his nerves. Eden would adapt to it, roll back onto him to prompt more pressuring affection that would quickly muddle with the feelings of attraction. The most he could do to express himself to Eden... The desire to be with him. The burning and stinging sensation in his gut each time the slightest affection was shown to him.
It didn't feel fair to watch him get out of bed to get ready for work or class... Having giving into each need Eden had to the most he could but.... Left feeling so unfulfilled himself.
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"Stop saying that!" Dacian spat in a voice full of frustration. "Why does it always have to end like that? Why do you insist on me just leaving? Is that what you want?"
Why did Eden always make it like this... The moment he'd try to address a problem in their relationship he'd tell him to leave. Why did that have to be the solution? Why couldn't they just work on the problem? Dacian could almost feel tears of frustration seeping from his eyes. Maybe they should if that's always what it comes down to...
"You know what? Fine!" He heaved out in such a broken down manner, not bearing to look at Eden's face as he headed to the drawer of his things grabbing a backpack and shoving clothes into it. His heart felt heavy with the weight of what he was doing was looming in his head and heart. The tears began to fall as he put his things away, grabbing everything he needed for the night before rushing for the door.
"I'll come back for my things tomorrow." Without even giving him a chance to respond Dacian left, slamming the door behind him.
His eyes were full of tears and muffled sobs passed his lips and into a scarf. He barely made it to the bottom of the stairs before sitting on the step, crying into the scarf and looked up, feeling as if he had made such a huge mistake. Dacian wanted to return to the arms that held him and made him feel protected. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What did you name Eden's penis? Is it bear themed? ewe
Hmmm..... It's not something we exactly use often so it's hard to remember exactly what it is but... I think It was either Jim or James.