Chris Evans

America's Ass. 39. Actor. Puppy dad. [[RPG BLOG ONLY! NOT THE REAL CHRIS EVANS!]]

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[text] Yay for me. [text] Well bummer. You having fun being home though? [text] I'll have to look into it.

[Text] I am. Haven't seen the family in a while!

[Text] Yeah, it's definitely worth it.

[Text] So how are you?

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[text] So I stupidly agreed to let Lucy stay with me for a few days while she goes to court to finalize her divorce from Ian. She gets here tomorrow. [text] Any chance you're free today and can help me put locks on my liquor cabinet where I can put anything I don't want her to have access to? [text] I really need to invest in a damn safe.

[Text] Well, at least you can kind of keep an eye on her. Good luck.

[Text] Oh, man, I'm actually in Boston right now. If I was there I woild definitely help.

[Text] A safe is a really good investment!

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ChrisEvans: good to be home.

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Chris Evans: A Year in Review 2020

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ChrisEvans: I.. have not wrapped any presents yet. Yikes.

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ChrisEvans: one of us is going to have a heart attack 😂

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thoroughly invested in the saga of these two scaring the shit out of each other

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Ash: What do you mean where is everyone at? I appreciate the offer, but I don't have anyone to watch Tristan. Maybe we can get drinks after I drop him off with his dad next week.

Chris: All of your friends?? Oh, right, I see. Yeah, just let me know when you're free.

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Ash: Nope. Ordered pizza, watched a movie with Tristan and now that he’s in bed I’m going to drink a bottle or two of wine, maybe cry myself to sleep. The possibilities are endless.

Chris: Ashley.. where is everyone at? maybe we can meet up with you for some drinks?

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Text | Captain Evans

Ash: Hey - you busy tonight?

Chris: Hey! Just chillin' at Caity's. What are you up to? Big plans for tonight?

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caitylotz: Not you this time 😘😘 @ChrisEvans

ChrisEvans: that's shocking haha @caitylotz

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caitylotz: 🙄🙄🙄

ChrisEvans: what did i do now? @caitylotz

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ChrisHemsworth: Stop being fake upset and surprised, couldn't let you off so easy @ChrisEvans

ChrisEvans: Yeah, yeah. Whaaatever. @ChrisHemsworth

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Ash: Good news! I don't have to go to Jensen's for Christmas. Looks like his other ex wife bailed so the whole thing is off!

Chris: Lol. That's good. Sorry but, serves him right for trying to set up the most awkward Christmas ever.

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ChrisHemsworth: Who said anything about you? @ChrisEvans

ChrisEvans: Wooow. Okay, I see how it is. @ChrisHemsworth