DARI

[governorneo]

[rookhunty]

everybody 21 and under rn is like “omg y2k!!! early 2000s fashion!!” but will not TOUCH a pair of low-rise coochie jeans…………….cowards im telling u right now if u were caught dead wearing high waisted ANYTHING in 2002 u would be shoved into a LOCKER and called slurs by a bitch named Hannah with a belly button ring and a whale-tail thong. commit or sit

[rookhunty]

WHY are you only considered a valid fashion historian if you only research fashion before the 70s….fuck you im 2000s fashion historian and all of you y2k cyber bitches with mink lashes are incorrect first of all take off your eyebrows and be humble . put your eyeshadow on wiht a fucking sponge

[yawnjockey]

This is not an exaggeration… fuck you if you wanted pants that didn’t show your pubic zone. So you had to be completely hairless. Did not matter wether you were size 0 or size 20. Your entire ass and belly were required to hangout. And you couldn’t buy a long waisted shirt for like an entire decade. That’s why we started wearing dresses over pants. Fashion was cruel for anyone who wasn’t rail thin in the early aughts. I had to start wearing men’s clothes just to not to be miserable.

[what-is-it-to-be-pk-esque]

This is all true. also like…. we used put on makeup so stupidly. All your makeup was from the local drugstore; nobody went to Sephora or could afford “high end” stuff like MAC unless you were that bitch Hannah with the belly button ring. No brushes unless you count these dollar store little plastic nub applicator things with the white triangle tip that came with every eyeshadow or lip set you got from claires.

But yeah all the pants were as low as you can go and every fucking t shirt had a butterfly or empire-waist and peasant shirt nonsense. If it didn’t have a butterfly, it instead said Angel or Princess in rhinestones.

Also can we talk about LAYERS? whyyy was everything layered like this, especially those dumb shrugs that were a tiny useless piece of cloth that covered nothing but your shoulders.

Can’t forget about those juicy track suits either

And the notes talking about frosty eyeshadow and craft glitter everywhere is no joke. All of this shit could be bought at your local DEB or Gap and every look was layers upon layers of DISASTER.

And nobody was wearing ANYTHING high-waisted

[paterchristi]

oh the glory days

[ellynneversweet]

Look at Britney walking on her pants. All our pants were that length. Everyone’s jeans were frayed at the hem from being stepped on all the time. If you went out in the rain or even post-rain water would wick right up to your knees.

[outofcontextarthur]

[woulddieforperrytheplatypus]

Choose your fighter

[miraculous-mermaid03]

Um I’m choosing the second one bc Perry the Platypus is a skilled fighter and the other one is??? Some platypus with a beard???

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

[forfucksakeidontknow]

I’ve never seen this show but from the jokes I think I’ve learnt enough about it understand them. Like:

1. Perry kicks this dudes ass

2. This scientist dude had a shitty childhood, his parents missed his birth, but he treats his daughter well

3. He also trauma dumps onto Perry

4. Off the last, Perry might just be a strange type of therapy tbh

5. Perry has an alter ego, but I can’t tell which one is the alter one (like his true self is the smart one and the the dumb one is a cover, but idk)

6. There’s a big tower which I’m 83% sure the scientist lives in.

7. The scientist once made perry pay for his broken door he kicked down, which leads me to conclude Perry is strong as fuck and the scientist is stingy (aka smart).

8. Idk the scientists name but it has doof in it, which might fit is character considering he seems to be beaten by a platypus enough to make a show about it.

I honestly don’t know any other characters than Perry, the scientist and his daughter

[woulddieforperrytheplatypus]

why is this so funny to me fhsjfbskdn

[forfucksakeidontknow]

ONG ITS FROM PHINEAS AND FERB??!

I knew of the show, and I knew some stuff like they make things, annoy Candace, the quiet guy got the hottie.

I just never knew they were the same shows. I even remember seeing these screenshots of phineas and ferb buying Perry but I assumed it was a crossover for some reason. Idk why, they just seemed to have too much going on to fit into one show.

[woulddieforperrytheplatypus]

why is this even funnier jfhdskjhfas

[kirbypuffs]

billy, to bella after she returns from italy: isabella marie swan. jacob did not pull you out of a heaving ocean just for you to go try and get yourself killed in front of vampire royalty because of your melodramatic ex-boyfriend-

billy, an hour later, wheeling into the garage: AND ANOTHER THING

[valtsv]

i want to be WOOED!!! i want to be ADORED!!! fuck anyone who says it’s “cheesy” or “a cliche” i want to be ROMANCED!!!

[gay-irl]

Gay_IRL

[chaoticchickengremlin]

The inherent homoromanticism of botanical gardens

[wooly-bird]

I’m trying to start planning out the day, but my fluffy roommate won’t let me...

[ex-injuria-jus-non-oritur]

05.05.21// catch me sitting here every day for hours and hours while I mission through this thesis 📝

IG: flatneedledistillery

[jounrlas]

Log 1 (Apr 23)

Scrambling to finish my last course of the term. I'm too nervous to buy a tablet stand so I've been using some books instead.

Can you tell that I've really been digging the colour green?

I hope everyone finishing this term don't burn out completely, including myself haha

[mythopoeism]

early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion

[pricklydyke]

ok im obsessed w this tag

[littleoil]

Little kitties !

[ayliffe]

ultimately i think we all want someone who will tenderly wipe the blood off our face

[nihilistictrash]

reblog if you see your kink:

♡hair pulling

♡having financial stability

♡choking

♡recycling

♡bondage

♡saving the bees

♡role playing

♡having a healthy sleep schedule

[ewanmcgreghur]

Like this isn’t anything new but it’s a message that has to be repeated

[scheidungsgrund]

what a nice way to start my day. ~

[exasperated-diabetic]

I think one of the hardest things about being type one diabetic is having doctors drill into us the importance of control from the moment we’re diagnosed, many of us as young children, and then spending the rest of our lives chasing that illusion of control. When the reality is sometimes diabetes is just gonna do what it’s gonna do.

All last week my blood sugars were nonstop low. Today they’re high and simply refuse to come down. And not a single thing has changed in my lifestyle from one point to the other.

So if you’re beating yourself up over lack of control, be kind to yourself instead.

[captain-im-not-from-this-world]

This right here! After 16 years of being diabetic I seem to forget that perfect control is not obtainable. The amount of guilt that I feel on the days that I’m high takes a toll on me after a while.