Madison

Gryffindor || kinda knows how to party || kinda wants to sleep

[frogmp3]

me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality

[lioness--hart]

I’m gonna keep saying it: sparkling water is Angry Water and I do not need that kind of negativity in my life

[axiddrops]

[cherylbottoms-deactivated201812]

gen z vernacular really is just a mashup of john mulaney quotes vines and gay jokes

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

me: good morning brain: it’s Feel Bad Time me: good nite

[blueauradoggo]

Possibilities:

[bimulder-deactivated20250518]

ok if yall have never seen a jenna marbles/julien solomita video i am begging you to PLEASE watch this because it’s literally the most incredible thing you will ever watch in your life

[triplefoul24-deactivated2022112]

Alexa, release my inhibitions

[acciowine]

[fairycosmos]

icarly was right: live life…………..breathe air………i know somehow we’re gonna get there

[gtadreamdwellings]

1130 Morrison Heights Drive, Oakville

[luxury-dream-homes]

[i-suck-deactivated236543-deacti]

i hate when i’m too comfortable around someone because then my brain thinks its ok to act weird but even then i end up being too weird

[roronoa-deactivated20180902]

[fedswatching]

my guy pikachu more heartless than the whole team rocket organization

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

scientist: hey dad, I discovered a new spider today! and I named it after you

dad: thanks son! I really needed this today, the boys at work were making fun of my long legs again. what did you call it? :)

scientist: uh…

[karina-padilla]

All I ever do is fantasize about someone or something

[engage-with-zorp]

*sees dog* nice *sees dog wearing a bandana around its neck* nice

[hungwy]

Alright team, lets bust a nut out there