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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@captain-zee-captain
Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky
Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.
hi pilot
Hello romac fandom survivors. Hello. Hel
oh me wearing this mask in public all the time is actually for the benefit of the public. you see if i were to reveal my face in its entirety i would simply get too much attention all of the time. a mask leaves the remainder of my features to the imagination, where i can be as beautiful or as terrible as the eye deems, until it is removed. also i don't want to get covid.
daily affirmations
I am the best person
I am the best at being a person
I am unkillable
I am good at everything
I am protected by divine forces and I am their favorite
I'm cute
hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!
are you thirty? have a sip!
are you hungry? have a spack!
have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.
are you stick? purt your indies!
do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!
are you tired? break your togs!
do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.
are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!
I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)
If anyone's wondering about RP land, Captain gave a cupcake to an egg (person who doesn't realize they're trans) on international women's day after donating violently pink glowing blood to save that same person
Really I'm just obsessed with the idea of Amnesiac Engie completely fucking himself into a corner trying to pretend he knows what's going on. Bro has no idea he's a doctor of Computer Science and not Medicine but Snippy does and he's really thrilled with the precarious web of lies Gromov is trying to feed him
snippy come here so you can reach hesitantly into the folds of captains coat and find nothing underneath but a sense of dread so palpable it's as though the jaws of death are already clamped around you. and then after zee will laugh and pat you on the head like the dog you are. heart
hello passengers uhhhhh this is the captain speaking. im gonna do a happy and smile so big [engine explodes, passengers begin to panic] its so fun to smile
its a cliche but im a slut for when a character is introduced as super chill and goofy and then you later find out theyre chill and goofy because theyre too powerful to be touched. the level 100 wizard whos already figured out everything and is just vibing now. big fan.
I saw this text post and I knew it had to be done
Um. If anyone has any entries they want me to voice lmk
Listen to my voice NOW
Anybody around here RP?
I haven't passed til the chapter 71 but oh my XD
Zee Captain and "Hello Kitty cancerigenous purse" is one of my fav things
So.. Zee Captain and some Sanrio pallies in a recycled sheet of paper I did
CAPTAINIA RESIDENTS MONTHLY SURVEY OF WELLBEING: NAME: EMOTION: COLOR: TASTE: FAVORIATE SNACK: ONION ON CAPTEIN (ME!!): ONION OF YOUR NEIGHBOURS: IMPROVEMEANTS?: IMPROV MINTS: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 85 BEANS RIGHT IN YOUR HAND? : FAVORITE TV SHOW: FUNNY JOKE? : AHAHAHAHA!! VERY FUNNY INDEED: 10 DRAGONS AND THEY ARE ALL KISSING!!!: WHO DO YOU KIN?: AH, VALID!: THATSE IT, HAVE A WONDERFULL DAY MEIN FRIENDS!
