💫 INFINITE AURA 💫

“share your trauma, tell me about your father.” jason reso. #1 dad of all time. pro wrestling is the only commitment I’m comfortable with. ( do not follow unless apart of collisionhq. )

[captain4peeps]

If you close your eyes, your life, a naked truth revealed. 🌟

jason reso. father of the year. plays christian cage on tv. professional wrestler. divorced. pansexual prince. ( above gif credit given to owner. )

** note: jason is about as direct and blunt as they come but he does have a softer side that you’d be blessed to come across if lucky. he’s never 100% serious… maybe a strong 50% though. if you’d like to plot or discuss, my only form of contact is through messages here. please do not rush me for any type of reply or I’m going to delay it even further or lose interest.**

[hcllywoodending]

Everyone is so small-minded.. Let’s start looking for Women over 40 🤤 I am accepting applications for MILFS OVER 40!!

[captain4peeps]

This is why Mariah needed to retain.

[captain4peeps]

Sabrina was right. Turns out forks really are fucking everywhere.

[captain4peeps]

taste, wealth, stamina, listens to sabrina carpenter, I’m checking all the right boxes.

[captain4peeps]

my intention wasn’t to play him as a constant flirt buuuutt… here we are.

[hwrhrvjs]

if you’re hot, older, and have something decent to offer, please form an orderly line to be judged by me and mariah.

[hwrhrvjs]

huh, sounds interesting. when are we going?

[captain4peeps]

you work tuesdays, i work wednesdays. I’d say Thursday through Sunday at any time of your leisure.

[princedevitt]

[captain4peeps]

Also, @feelingrestored , you’re not upset with adam cole. you’re upset with your father.

[hwrhrvjs]

if you’re hot, older, and have something decent to offer, please form an orderly line to be judged by me and mariah.

[hwrhrvjs]

going to need a run down of what a first date would look like? do you have any red flags?

[captain4peeps]

champagne, intellectual conversation, dim lighting, sarcasm, making fun of deadbeat fathers, followed by bending someone over the dinner table under an expensive chandelier. nothing too crazy.

flags are all green but I’ll be sure to list references because of course i wouldn’t see any of my own flags as red.

[hcllywoodending]

Everyone is so small-minded.. Let’s start looking for Women over 40 🤤 I am accepting applications for MILFS OVER 40!!

[captain4peeps]

@ / Jennifer Love Hewitt

[hwrhrvjs]

if you’re hot, older, and have something decent to offer, please form an orderly line to be judged by me and mariah.

[captain4peeps]

enters the chat.

judge away.

[captain4peeps]

Sabrina was right. Turns out forks really are fucking everywhere.

[zmrzeltm-deactivated20250602]

i know you ain’t blasting emails i can’t send rn 😭😭😭

[captain4peeps]

in this economy, you have to.

[captain4peeps]

Sabrina was right. Turns out forks really are fucking everywhere.

[allmymetaphors]

i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it 

[captain4peeps]

turtlenecks and parent teacher conferences

turtlenecks are comfy. parent teacher conferences are the worst that’s why my ex goes to those and not me.

[captain4peeps]

Dead dad hunting + your type is blondes.

dead dad hunting 😊😊😊 someone who gets it. i used to have a type now my type is just whom I deem worthy

[captain4peeps]

Therapy and delusion.

That’s absurd. I’ve never needed therapy.

[captain4peeps]

ballpoint pens + fresh laundry smell - 🎞️

valid. the most accurate.