Captain Corruptor: The Thirst Avenger

Jenna/33/ Ask me anything :) 18+ Because I have absolutely no filter, I love smut and FUCK is my favorite word. Just feeding my hunger for THE dorito. Just a separate blog for my Marvel/Evans obsession. Original blog is thejennakayshow ~Fic writer~ (Ask for my masterlist) Supernatural Blog: SquirrellyBaby67

[skyakafreckles]

[frisktastic]

source

[sasskarian]

I have NO IDEA what I just watched but my life has been enriched and my day has been made

[justgot1]

Nobody celebrate holidays the way Tumblr celebrates our weird little Tumblr holidays

[lovelyladylavie]

WATCH THE WHOLE THING

[whostheblondegirl]

I was looking for this all morning!

[avenger-nerd-mom]

We're doing a thing!

I wouldn't be a published writer if it hadn't been for fan fic, tumblr, good friends, and amazing conversations with readers...

My 5th novel, Becoming Thalia, will be released Tuesday, 2/22/22. It's the sequel to Educating Thalia, a story that started here, on tumblr...

@thewiife101 and I are going to sit down on Book Release Day, for a chat on IG Live, to talk about fandom, friendships, and "fluffy smut" books.

Please join us for a look behind the scenes!

mybook.to/EducatingThalia

mybook.to/BecomingThalia

[captaincorruptor]

I am so freaking proud of you!!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤

[the-murder-strut-murdered-me]

WIP

I have an idea for Bucky Barnes and reader fic and I can't wait to get it started and out to everyone!

@captain-s-rogers

@pinknerdpanda

@saxxxology

@captaincorruptor

@captain-rogers-beard-mainblog

checking to see if tags work as I have not been on tumblr in over 2 years or written in so long!

[captaincorruptor]

Welcome back darlin!

[whatamistilldoinghere]

chris evans penis???

So big it broke the damn internet 😂

[captaincorruptor]

Why do I always miss the good shit on Social Media 🤦‍♀️

[gayliensav]

5 Favorite Male Characters

tagged by @wrothmoth​, thanks b ! I could probably go on forever but I just picked between SPN and Star Wars because I have too many favs

1) Adam Milligan, Supernatural

2) Michael, Supernatural

3) Lando Calrissian, Star Wars

4) Gabriel, Supernatural

5) Sam Winchester, Supernatural

Tagging: @bluestoystercult​, @rainydayswriter​, @susanoosama01​, @theholytrashbag​, @reedtales​, @bi-piper-mclean​, @wvtchinq​, @chimeracuddles​, @bringmecoffeeandroses​, @mixaelangelo​, @saccharinemonochromaticism​, @beneathgabrielswings​, @specialagentrin​, @rose4192​

[bringmecoffeeandroses]

Thank you for tagging me, sweets! ☺️

K, let’s post some assholes and cinnamon rolls:

1) Steve Rogers, Marvel 616

2) Paul Jesus Rovia

3) Daryl Dixon

3) Frank Castle, Netflix’s The Punisher

4) Ron Swanson, Parks and Rec

5) Eddie Kaspbrak, It (2016/2019)

Tagging:

@neekanoo @canoncannon @daryldixonn @getyourownfuckingbubblewrap @mugsywrites @r-ovia @rhyatt-deauxtreve @merrymerricat @sourwolf-sterek32 @scramblingminds

[rhyatt-deauxtreve]

Thank you so much for the ask!!💖🧡💖

Thor

Daryl Dixon

Elliot Stabler

David Rossi

Wayne

You gotta be pretty stalwart to hang out with this gal 🤣🤣

@risingphoenix761 @sherrybaby14 @thedreammweaver @aroamosburton @chipblogging @gneebee

[gneebee]

Thank you for tagging me my Sweet @rhyatt-deauxtreve​

1. Daryl Dixon

2: Boyd Crowder

3. Harry Bosch

4. Jax Teller

5. Geralt

I’ll tag @reylobethylshipper​ @yourselina12​ @im-immortal​ @weapon13whitefang​

[yourselina12]

Was tagged by gneebee

Top 5 favorite male characters

Dary Dixon

Dean Winchester

Damon Salvatore

Alec x5 494

Murphy McManus

Love them

I will tag @piper1016 @poodle655

[piper1016]

We won’t talk about how long it took me to do this. Thanks for the tag @yourselina12

Daryl

Jax

Rio

Nick

Jess

I definitely have a type - moody.

I tag @leftmywingshome @rckyfrk and anyone else.

[rckyfrk]

Thanks @piper1016 My faves (in no particular order)

Daryl Dixon

Dean Winchester

These two dinguses (Connor and Murphy Macmanus)

Luke Danes

tagging… @doeroseq @weapon13whitefang @captaincorruptor @risingphoenix761​

[captaincorruptor]

Thanks for the tag beautiful, @rckyfrk

Top 5 in no specific order.

Dean Winchester

Steve Roger's AKA Cap

Daryl Dixon

Damon Salvatore

Christian Grey

Yes, I'm aware I have issues..... all the misunderstood heroes.... except Steve, he's my pure side 😉

Tagging @avenger-nerd-mom @steverogersnotebook @lillianfromaccounting @evansrogerskitten @emilyevanston

[cathrin2405]

normal people: *going to bed & falling asleep*

me: *imagining a story with my favorite character to escape the sad reality which is my life*

[grimeysociety]

Mug Tag ☕

Rules: Share a picture of the last mug you used and tag five people.

I’m tagging: @sarahbeniel @zephrbabe @anais-ninja-bitch @cchellacat​@idontgettechnology

[zephrbabe]

@ibelieveinturtles @chrissihr @ragwitch @wahwahwaffles @yespumpkindoodlesthings

[ibelieveinturtles]

@grimeysociety @lancregirl @howdidthisevenhappenanyway @holdmecloseandfast @anais-ninja-bitch @littlemrscookie @wheresarizona @whyndancer

[whyndancer]

Hand for scale. Tagging @yatzuaka @gyoroandururun @whitexblackrose @fargreencountryswiftsunrise and @howdidthisevenhappenanyway

[yatzuaka]

This sucker makes me smile so much. Tagging @wrennette @maya-serena @sweetsigyn @samantha-shakespeare

[sweetsigyn]

[dianamolloy]

I don’t use mugs as I rarely drink hot drinks so my last/current drink is in this 💀

@nildespirandum @alexakeyloveloki @redfoxwritesstuff @nuggsmum @messy-insomniac-bookgirl @vodka-and-some-sass @hopelessromanticspoonie

[nuggsmum]

As a lover of the mugs, this is right up my alley. Tagging fellow mug lover @winterisakiller and @ladyoftheteaandblood @inkededucatednnerdy @jennphoenix @just-the-hiddles

And anyone who wants to play. Tag me. I love mugs. Seriously. lol

[inkededucatednnerdy]

I rotate between 3 arm cause I have very little storage space. @nuggsmum @angryschnauzer @loricameback @sarabeth72 @badassbaker

[angryschnauzer]

A purchase just before we went into Lockdown Quarrantine.

@prplprincez @katiew1973 @feelmyroarrrr @siren-kitten-his

[prplprincez-deactivated20200803]

I always use a Starbucks one. @theycallmebecca @waywardsoldier88 @tinaferraldo @apieceofurmind

[waywardsoldier88]

I rarely use a mug but when I do, I change my mind, I have a ton of Disney ones to choose from, but I think I used this one last, it even has a dragon on the other side. @steverogersnotebook @sebastianstvn @teamcap4bucky @caramell0w @kimberlydyan

[steverogersnotebook]

My Wizard World/ Wild Bill old fashioned soda insulated mug is my go-to for the daily iced chai.

Thanks for the tag @waywardsoldier88

Tagging @avenger-nerd-mom @captaincorruptor @lillianfromaccounting @pahndamonium @whatwasdead

[captaincorruptor]

Thanks for the Tag @steverogersnotebook

Just hopped on here and seen this and figured I'd share with yall one of my Birthday gifts I got this year 😁

[the1918]

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

You fucking genuine

[ifuseekamyevans]

😂😂😂😂😂

[joannaliceevans-fanficblog]

god… this- I’m dead

[optimistic-dinosaur-nacho]

Wow, this is… I can’t. You took the time to do this? I’m impressed. I would give up the first I read that step 1

[sheisraging]

I love him.

[thelonesomequeen]

Chris Evans W Magazine/Entertainment Tonight interview. January 2020.

Thank you, anon!

[captaincorruptor]

"Eat Shit!"

The 2019 equivalent of......

[steverogersnotebook]

New, improved Pumpkin Spice Evans

what a glo up...

[captaincorruptor]

This is 100% accurate......

Not only does the BDE seem on point between these two characters.....

But you also know my bitch ass loves me some Pumpkin Spice 😉

I love that man a latte!

[evansensations]

You look so beautiful in the morning

What’s Your Number? (2011)

[sfreeborn]

@captaincorruptor his underwear peek in the second one 😏😏

[captaincorruptor]

I just watched this last week. Seriously one of my favorites.

[ageofultron]

#thirsty on main 

[sfreeborn]

@captaincorruptor ughhh hes the worst! 😂😍

[captaincorruptor]

The faces he made during this were downright sinful.

[rainbowkisses31]

Beautiful 💜

[joannaliceevans-fanficblog]

Ovaries just exploded 🤣

[sfreeborn]

@captaincorruptor

[captaincorruptor]

I will forever hold a special place in my heart specifically for that episode about his car on Lenos show.

[sfreeborn]

I still need to actually watch it

[captaincorruptor]

R.i.p. me and my ovaries after that episode. Evans and Car porn.

I

Was

Not

Ready

[captaincorruptor]

Ummmm I swore I was following you?!? Stupid tumblr

No worries sweetheart!

Tumblr has been a dick lately.

Tumblr's like that dickhead of a guy at the bar. He wants you to keep staring at him to boost his ego. He even goes as far as to smirk at you and make eye contact with you a few times......but lord forbid you to try to talk to the dick. Then it's just the cold shoulder........

Don't mind me over here. I'm still pissed off they keep blocking me from publishing the epic post I've had stuck in my brain for MONTHS!

[rainbowkisses31]

Beautiful 💜

[joannaliceevans-fanficblog]

Ovaries just exploded 🤣

[sfreeborn]

@captaincorruptor

[captaincorruptor]

I will forever hold a special place in my heart specifically for that episode about his car on Lenos show.