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The problem with the truth is that it's rarely as interesting as a good lie
--- Regina Mills
Have you seen all the TikTokâs disappointed about the Doomsday Trailer?
They are savage and calling out RDJ and Evans for selling out and flogging a dead horse!
Especially Evans calling him a failure and that he canât succeed without Marvel!
Back In the day everyone would have been excited, but itâs just disappointment after every disappointment since this shitshow started.
That's what happens when you flat out tell people nonstop that you're not coming back and happily retired and then do that without any proper announcement, they made his professional and personal life a nonstop lie so people aren't gonna go "hype" that shit up
As expected .. a trailer as tickets go on sale..
Mhmm
Interesting last 12 hours .. indeed
As expected .. a trailer as tickets go on sale..
Mhmm
Cap is right people ignore the big picture. When you stack it all together it reads as a fabrication relationship from start to now. Not sure why others are still missing that obvious point and going in circles. People are trying to justify the behavior but you can't actually justify every single thing. what does justify every single behavior is that it is fake. and its a contract between agencies. That explains everything. not sure why people are finding that so hard to grasp they rather do backbends trying to justify each piece when the entire puzzle fits one answer. Fake.
THANK YOU and thank you for ransom on this fine monday friend
What everyone is actually tired of is the "neutral", "diplomatic" people that try and let people with stupidity have a platform. How about shut up if you don't know shit about public media relations.
Looks like a duck, walks like a duck, it's a fucking duck.
No real couple is not seen for over 4 years organically not even once. Think about that. Red flag. đ©
No real baby is not seen for 10 months (doctors appointments are monthly). THINK about that. Red Flag. đ©
No couple spends 10 months NOT confirming or talking about their child when marvel handed him a golden platter for a reveal. THINK ABOUT THAT. Red flag. đ©
No actress erases her oscars appearance with her spouse weeks after it happened. THINK ABOUT THAT . Red flag. đ©
No real couple inserts shit into their work while screaming privacy. THINK ABOUT THAT. Red flag. đ©
No real couple lets a cheating scandal peak after their first kid. THINK ABOUT THAT. Red flag. đ©
No real couple gives a year old photo to people mag to claim they're on some present day holiday. THINK ABOUT THAT. Red Flag. đ©
No real couple attacks fans to avoid press multiple times in controlled environments. THINK ABOUT THAT. Red flag. đ©
No real couple with a baby claims stalking fans multiple times but still puts their kids' name in repeated lists. THINK ABOUT THAT. Red flag đ©
No real couple even in Hollywood has contradictions nonstop of where they are living and building a family. Casually leaving out and erasing Massachusetts from his entire life yet claiming a wedding and kid happened there isn't normal. THINK ABOUT THAT. Red flag. đ©
No real couple has ENT answering blinds that have "reported child" (not THEIR child) and "Seeing other woman since september" in them. THINK ABOUT THAT. Red flag. đ©
QUACK QUACK , use your heads.
Honestly I think everyone is just tired of the bullshit. IF this were real none of this shitfest should've happened at all that's the point.
trust me no one would be here deciphering anything all these years later had Chris just owned his relationship from day one.
Pr was going to be used regardless but at least it would've been organic so to speak. Hell she might've gotten many in this fandom to like her at this point. Instead trolling was done and more truth then they wanted came out to the point people started questioning Chris' character and seeing if the whole image was a mask and fake his entire career. We know the man is human, duh.
its not like people pulled shit out of their butts to make this situation questionable. His mom liked a comment early on implying the girl was racist, could it have been accidental, sure but also remember there was a video at one of the Red One premieres and Chris and Alba did that peck kiss thing and her mom saw and rolled her eyes..... fans can't make both mothers act like that.
Sure we don't know the dynamics of things, but there is enough evidence that shows there is more to this situation then what they attempt to try to fool the public with.
Now add a marriage and child to the mix and it gets even crazier to believe that these two were so desperate for relevance or Chris was forced or chose to try to push an unknown actress and he AND his team was so incompetent that it got this far-out of hand and they are about to try to clean it up.
What's actual real doesn't need all this foolishness, thus people are trying to see the obvious duck they have spent years trying to convivence the world is a rabbit, that's the main issue many choose to ignore!
Reminds me of that Cadberry Creme Egg commercial in the 90s with the lion "auditioning" with the bunny ears to try to be the easter bunny spokeperson for cadberry creme egg. LMAO Its a lion not a damn rabbit.
But these two tried to convince the world they are a helpless bunny when everyone in this man's fandom saw the foolish lion with bunny ears since day ONE!
the cadbury creme egg is the best comparison I've seen to date . TEN POINTS to whatever your house is . That's amazing.
It's true-- REAL ccouples don't do this type of nonstop game and this type of "press", trolling weird behavior. If a couple is real there's no questions, no contradictions, no location weirdness. No "leaving out the spouse" for articles that actually would have made sense to mention it.. no adding a spouse in OLD shit that makes no sense. (like his tattoo article) . That's not how real couples are even in the business.
These people think Chris Evans will come out and defend himself over missile gate and a missing Cannes appearance but not cheating on his wife that supposedly just gave birth? Sure.
This is what gets me.. people think a couple with this many questions surrounding them and their "child" announcement has not a single comment for ten months. That's not how it works. Man made a big public production for missing Cannes when only a handful of people truly thought he'd be there in the first place.
I understand many don't believe there is a kid because this entire situation has been messy since day one, but ET literally confirmed the child with the career highlight video they did of Chris, both his wife and daughter were added to the compilation video, its on Entertainment Tonight Youtube channel.
Also, both wife and child were mentioned in the realtor article. These are confirmations regardless if they didn't happen the way many expected.
Do you believe if there were no child it would get that far. He's still a human with a life and I promise if no kid existed, this nonsense would've been stopped day the announcement happened with TMZ. Imagine people congratulating you for something that's not real, that's not happening.
The upcoming con is going to go just like the wedding confirmation. I understand why people believed it was PR, but once child was added, all bets were off.
I'm not understanding the logic at this point of assuming there's no kid, there is, it sucks that so much happened to the point people can't even believe truth now.
Then maybe they should have handled everything better and it wouldnât sound so fake ?
ET 100% DID NOT confirm a child with that, there is no rep confirmation, they cited TMZ which has "Reps could not be reached" in their article and removed the birth doc from their server .. no . Not correct at all. And again you all keep saying "if there was no baby they would shut it down" -- Don't you think if there WAS a baby, they would comment as parents? follow up as parents? Show proof as parents? Do you really think they would let blinds go out for a month about him cheating? Or fans stalking nonstop to avoid comments? Do you really think they would let a divorce document sit online? THINK ABOUT THAT.. COME ON
just look at Tom Hiddleston and Zawe Ashton. She was spotted while pregnant.
And yet they are private.
That's genuine.
C & A's shitshow is ridiculous and has been from the beginning. I can't even begin to imagine how they'll deal with this rumored kid once A and C will be "free".
Zawe did photoshoots pregnant for both her pregnancies in Variety or Vogue, one of them and that is why you don't see multiple 5000 articles announcing the birth bc they kept it private, you only knew the second one was born bc Tom said second baby in real interview with Variety... REAL outlets .
In regards to "how they'll deal"-- NOT AT ALL , its called not mentioning it bc it was never confirmed from their lips in the first place, SIMPLE. There's a reason its never been on record by anyone. You all overthink that thinking they'll have to address it, NOPE , if there's no baby it won't ever be mentioned again after a split, that's why no one has ever gone on record to begin with. For a reason.
Also, both wife and child were mentioned in the realtor article. These are confirmations regardless if they didn't happen the way many expected.// This is a weak argument, what couple do you know that claims a first child doesn't prove it themselves and refuses to comment on record? And what couple do you know lets cheating rumors float for almost a year with no comment or shutting it down by the couple with actual present day words? I've seen couples address tiny rumors and these haven't addressed anything, you know this man is being called a PDFile? And a toxic abuser? and a cheater? do you all really think he wouldn't say something to the press to shut that down? There is no baby. I'm sorry mod, but i'm in massachusetts as well and i'm telling you there is no baby.
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Iâve literally seen the article on TikTok (and everywhere else) where it shows Chris trying to sell his LA home again.
And let me just tell you.
Both alba nor this nonexistent child was EVER mentioned! It literally states that Chrisânot he and his âfamilyââbut Chris is trying to sell his home, for a much smaller price (if Iâm correct?)
But no, it does NOT state that alba or this fake child was ever mentioned in the article?
TMZ did not mention a marriage or a kid at all in either article of the house ever. PERIOD. That is not true at all. If they mean a realtor article that isn't legit at all, they don't check proven records for that info they use google AI .
I understand many don't believe there is a kid because this entire situation has been messy since day one, but ET literally confirmed the child with the career highlight video they did of Chris, both his wife and daughter were added to the compilation video, its on Entertainment Tonight Youtube channel.
Also, both wife and child were mentioned in the realtor article. These are confirmations regardless if they didn't happen the way many expected.
Do you believe if there were no child it would get that far. He's still a human with a life and I promise if no kid existed, this nonsense would've been stopped day the announcement happened with TMZ. Imagine people congratulating you for something that's not real, that's not happening.
The upcoming con is going to go just like the wedding confirmation. I understand why people believed it was PR, but once child was added, all bets were off.
I'm not understanding the logic at this point of assuming there's no kid, there is, it sucks that so much happened to the point people can't even believe truth now.
Then maybe they should have handled everything better and it wouldnât sound so fake ?
ET 100% DID NOT confirm a child with that, there is no rep confirmation, they cited TMZ which has "Reps could not be reached" in their article and removed the birth doc from their server .. no . Not correct at all. And again you all keep saying "if there was no baby they would shut it down" -- Don't you think if there WAS a baby, they would comment as parents? follow up as parents? Show proof as parents? Do you really think they would let blinds go out for a month about him cheating? Or fans stalking nonstop to avoid comments? Do you really think they would let a divorce document sit online? THINK ABOUT THAT.. COME ON
I will sincerely say, I hope you all end up being correct! 1000% would be AWESOME and hilarious to see that other group get the same crap thrown back at them.
but back to reality and logic, Again yes this is messy but logically if there were no child it would've gotten shutdown immediately.
I mean at most what is the plan then go to con, blame internet rumors claim he's not married and don't have a kid?
At most, I wouldn't be surprised to see people claim his wife is at con with the baby to be quite frank. Then when pics come out people will claim the pics are fake, it'll never end.
Iâve seen PR situations where people claimed someone was pregnant or had a child when, in fact, none of it was true. So, anything is possible, and I honestly wouldnât be surprised if people claimed she was at the con. Then again, a few days later, someone will probably post Alba on their story, showing sheâs actually in another state or maybe even another country.
Not true anon, if it was TRUE< it would have been confirmed immediately and if it was true, there would NEVER be blinds talking about cheating or being answered that he's with another woman all this time and claiming they have a miserable marriage. THAT would have been shut down immediately if there was a baby. If they need a child narrative for PR to get out of something they absolutely can do this (As mod have said this has been done before), so no you're wrong about it being shut down if it wasn't true. You don't make up fans stalking you and avoid press like this if you had a kid.
if they had a kid it would have been confirmed on record by their mouths by now.
All the couples that person listed the babyâs were actually confirmed in more than tabloids â they were confirmed in variety , Vanity fair, GQ, those are real outlets that demand proof. Notice none of those have said chris has a kid?Â
It's not unusual for celebrities to not announce it when their child is born. Here is a short list of others who have done the same:
Benedict Cumberbatch & Sophie Hunter
Their third son Finn (2019) was never announced. Media only confirmed his existence years later in profiles.
Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds
Their fourth child (2023) was not announced.
3. Natalie Portman
Her second child (2017) was not announced. The birth became known only through later interviews.
4. Adele
She did not announce the birth of her son Angelo (2012). The press learned indirectly months later.
5. Daniel Craig & Rachel Weisz
Their daughter (2018) was not announced. Confirmed only when paparazzi photos appeared.
6. Eva Mendes & Ryan Gosling
Neither of their daughtersâ births (2014, 2016) were announced. Both births were discovered through leaked hospital records.
7. Scarlett Johansson
Her son (2021) had no formal announcement.
8. Keira Knightley
Her second child (2019) was not announced. Confirmed only when she appeared in public pushing a pram.
9. Kirsten Dunst & Jesse Plemons
Their second child (2021) was not announced. Confirmed months later in a magazine profile.
10. Rooney Mara & Joaquin Phoenix
Their son (2020) was not announced. Revealed casually by a director much later in an interview.
Plus Childish Gambino, Jennifer Lawrence, Adam Brody etc etc.
No one expected an announcement. All the celebrities you listed were seen pregnant, have you seen Alba with her baby bump?
Every single one of those couples was verified as PREGNANT First verbally or visually. That is why delayed announcements were okay. Those couples also didn't have people questioning their relationship for years prior. They were organically seen nonstop and didn't have nonstop blinds right after the "birth" claiming things like kid not born yet, wife overseas, him cheating. you're comparing couples that were legit PRIVATE from the get go. you don't shove a baby's name into lists while screaming "fans stalking" to ENT. You guys gotta stop the comparisons that don't match the media facing behavior. Those couples didn't avoid confirmation verbally. Chris and alba were claimed to have a kid out of nowhere after months of her being shown in portugal and him apparently filming doomsday.
Saturday Snack.....
Letâs remember DeuxmoiâŠ. Prior to this narrative DM was freely posting âsightingsâ of this âCouple.â Suddenly in March it shifted.Â
First, a security/fan crisis gets planted March 6: fans allegedly violated her privacy, she canât take the hate, heâs upset.
Then, a few days later, a soft âfamily sightingâ on Deuxmoi appears with wife, actor, and baby supposedly hiking in LA, but with the unusual disclaimer: no proof, no photo, alongside another couple with photo proof.Â
Then, one week later, they do the Oscars, but with no live press and no direct confirmation.
Before the alleged child narrative, a Deuxmoi sighting could be tossed up casually because the stakes were lower: âsaw them here,â âthey were at dinner,â âthey were walking around,â whatever. It was soft gossip. If it was wrong, it was just another sighting claim.
But once someone tried to place a baby into the sighting, suddenly the disclaimer appears: âWe have no proof of this or photo.â
That is a huge tonal shift.
Because a baby claim is not just couple gossip. It is a factual family claim involving a minor. If his team, her team, or the broader media ecosystem were comfortable letting random ânew parentâ sightings float around, that would have been an easy way to normalize the baby narrative. But the disclaimer suggests there was sensitivity around allowing unverified baby content to circulate.
And the timing matters too: weekend before Oscars. That was right before the biggest possible âcouple proofâ moment. That is not a confident family rollout. That is a narrative trying to hover near the public without being directly owned by anyone.Â
it suggests the team did not want completely made-up baby sightings becoming the evidence base. Which makes the con idea even more impossible. If they did not want Deuxmoi casually laundering âwife/him/baby hikingâ with no proof, why would they let hundreds of fan-con micro-stories become the next proof source?
They would not, logically.Â
And the disclaimer is the key. Deuxmoi could have simply posted it like any other sighting, especially if the goal were just to normalize âhappy family in LA.â But the âno proof/no photoâ warning shows caution. It tells the audience, âThis is not verified,â even as the narrative tries to place a baby physically with them
That Deuxmoi disclaimer actually supports the same broader pattern: once the baby enters the frame, everyone gets careful. The language gets softer. The disclaimers appear. Reps are unreachable. âReported childâ gets used. Documents vanish. Outlets repeat but do not own. Marvel firewalls. And casual sightings suddenly require a âno proofâ note.
That is not a normal, stable, accepted baby narrative. That is a liability lane.
Privacy would look clean and firm. It would be something like: âThey welcomed a child, everyone is healthy, and they ask for privacy.â Then no lists, no weird soft phrases, no fan-blame blinds, no cheating blinds, no document appearing and disappearing, no âreported child,â no unverifiable sightings, no constant timeline laundering. Just a clear boundary.
The baby claim keeps being used, but never cleanly owned. Thatâs the part that makes the âprivacyâ excuse fall apart. Privacy protects a real fact by putting a fence around it. This situation keeps creating fog around the fact itself.
If the goal were simply privacy, they would not need a random âwife/him/baby hikingâ sighting with no proof one week before the Oscars. And if the baby were a stable public fact, the sighting would not need to be treated so delicately with a disclaimer suddenly. But the second the baby enters the frame, suddenly everyone gets careful: no proof, no photo, reps unreachable, âreported child,â indirect wording, documents pulled, Marvel firewalling. And thatâs not for protection reasons.Â
That does not read like âwe are protecting a child.â It reads like âwe cannot let this narrative be tested too directly.â
That points away from a normal real-baby situation. Because if a real child existed and privacy was the priority, they would anchor the child once and then stop feeding the machine. They would not keep letting the child function as a vague media category while refusing to put official weight behind it.
They cannot keep screaming âprivacyâ while repeatedly circulating the childâs full name through tabloids. That is not how real privacy protection usually works, especially for a celebrity baby. If the child were real and the concern were genuinely safety/privacy, the normal move would be to say âtheir child,â âtheir daughter,â âtheir baby,â or âtheir first child,â and then stop there.
Repeating the full name over and over does not feel protective. It feels like a verification substitute.
Because when there is no rep quote, no health line, no parent statement, no normal confirmation, no current family image, and no stable public fact pattern, the name becomes the thing the media keeps hammering to make the story feel concrete. It is like: âSee? Thereâs a name. That means itâs real.â But a repeated name is not the same as official confirmation.
And it actually makes the âprivacyâ excuse look worse. If they were protecting the child from fan attention, why keep handing the public the full identifier? Why allow that full name to become the anchor in articles, lists, reels, and timelines? Why let tabloids use the childâs name as proof while refusing to let a rep own the claim?
That is the backwards part.
A real privacy strategy would minimize identifying details while confirming the broad fact. This does the opposite: it maximizes the identifying detail while minimizing official ownership.
The repeated full name reads less like normal baby privacy and more like narrative reinforcement. It is not âwe are protecting a child.â It is âwe need this child category to feel real without anyone official having to carry it.â