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The problem with the truth is that it's rarely as interesting as a good lie
--- Regina Mills
Jason bruh what is with the glacial pace? IT IS NOT THRILLING ME
Congrats to Dua Lipa & Callum Turner. I love seeing real relationships and real marriages. Their wedding pics are cute and wow she is popular as hell and still posted her wedding pics.
And this is just them doing the "ceremony" btw, they are doing a reception a few months from now.... and funny paps found it...As usual.
Their reception is this weekend in Italy. It was supposed to be in September but it was pushed to June 4th-June 6th 🥰🥹 It's all her fan accounts talk about on twitter bc it's also what Italian press talked about, including locations and places being closed for them to have dinners/lunch
Oh wonderful I did not recall what the reports were saying after the ceremony.
Aww, so you mean there’s no conflicting info about days, locations, venues, and guests? That’s sweet. See, that’s what happens when a REAL couple gets married.
And nothing screaming private/NDAs, No phones while simultaneously having press bombardment less than 24 hours later .. CANNOT BELIEVE and REAL quotes from both of them about their relationship, not you know "SOURCES"
Congrats to Dua Lipa & Callum Turner. I love seeing real relationships and real marriages. Their wedding pics are cute and wow she is popular as hell and still posted her wedding pics.
And this is just them doing the "ceremony" btw, they are doing a reception a few months from now.... and funny paps found it...As usual.
Their reception is this weekend in Italy. It was supposed to be in September but it was pushed to June 4th-June 6th 🥰🥹 It's all her fan accounts talk about on twitter bc it's also what Italian press talked about, including locations and places being closed for them to have dinners/lunch
Oh wonderful I did not recall what the reports were saying after the ceremony.
Congrats to Dua Lipa & Callum Turner. I love seeing real relationships and real marriages. Their wedding pics are cute and wow she is popular as hell and still posted her wedding pics.
And this is just them doing the "ceremony" btw, they are doing a reception a few months from now.... and funny paps found it...As usual.
I love when Regina just posts something like here's another reason it's bullshit and leaves it at that with no room for argument. I agree with her too everyone is tired of them and no one buys their fictional family.
That is why we love Regina 💋
A bitch is tired, and critical thinking really is lacking in this general era. I'm like come on people think about it. I love tiktok they're so like yeah that's bullshit... took them 5 min ...
Jason you exhausted everyone.. That blind last week has everyone on tiktok and twitter with the same MINDSET "I'm sick of them just end it already"
You did it.. So MOVE
New parents with a real five-month-old infant do not cross-stitch the continent in a frantic, bi-coastal sequence of completely separate hotel bookings, unvetted flights, and public appearances within a matter of weeks. They claim to maintain a domestic family unit in Massachusetts. They fly across the country to appear at the March Oscars in Los Angeles under heavy "security muzzles" and fake cyber-scares to duck live press interviews. Umm Normal parents suffering a violation, especially to the mother, the mother would STAY HOME. Not shine on a carpet.
Exactly one week later, instead of returning to a five-month-old in Massachusetts, the narrative claims they are in Tennessee hanging out alone with friends.
Less than 48 hours after the Tennessee claim, the actor is spotted completely solo in New York City .
Exactly two weeks later, the actress arrives in New York City entirely alone for her movie cameo premiere, where she is visually isolated by the production and delivers her muzzled "best human" interview to Entertainment Tonight .
The Las Vegas Jump: Days after her NYC premiere wraps, the actor immediately flies to Las Vegas to attend CinemaCon entirely solo.
And don’t even TRY and claim they were dragging a baby back and forth for all that. Of course "unseen" and all private flights? Be serious.
No talent agency, no crisis manager, and no real-world parents would ever design or execute a personal calendar this disjointed. Real celebrity privacy means staying home or traveling as a quiet, protected unit. Especially after "Nude leaks" and "Scary email hacks" Give me a fucking break.
And less than 2 months after all that she’s in Canary Islands.
Think your AI betrayed you Anon, at the top there, but hey the thing isn't lying .. haha// It did 🙈 I put what I wanted to say into it because they keep accusing all of us of being you, so I figured it would change the way it came across.
Anyway, moving on. Happy Blue moon Sunday.
♥️
What's blue moon sunday?
It's not that hard to fact-check. Someone sent me a DM about the real baptism. I did some digging, and there it was.// I'm laughing about this, let me guess someone tried to say the imaginary baby was getting baptized?
Of course, yes. This sounds a little more natural and less like your usual rhythm:
Chris has never presented himself as a practicing Catholic, and neither has she, so suddenly inventing some deeply religious family event around them is already a stretch.
What makes it even more ridiculous is the contradiction. The same people insisting he owes the public no proof of a child are also claiming to have inside knowledge of some private event involving that child. So which is it? Is everything completely private, or are random blogs somehow being quietly fed details?
She is also actively filming, so the idea that she casually left set, went to Portugal for a baptism, and did all of this without his family visibly involved makes no sense.
This has been the pattern from the beginning. The people defending the official narrative have no real proof of anything, and everyone should recognize that by now. No serious team is leaking names and private family ceremonies to gossip blogs while simultaneously doing everything possible to avoid confirming the child publicly.
That is not privacy. That is narrative control. And why would you do that? because it is not real!
Yep. But it’s even worse. An anon saw that one of her friends was going to a baptism, twisted it into being about Alba, and then sent the info to someone from Team Real, who posted it (she said that it was not for that fake baby, but for Ana's friends' children).
And that same morning, I received an anon who was being incredibly rude and strongly implying that certain photos were going to be leaked.
Not talking about this issue anymore, it's making me sick.
Think your AI betrayed you Anon, at the top there, but hey the thing isn't lying .. haha
When you strip away the gossip camouflage, the text of this blind item is remarkably thin :
"For the first time since September or October, the A list actor wandered in with the woman who once again was a step behind him. They were gone a long time. All the rumors must have pushed them into disappearing."
By keeping the blind item entirely free of fresh subplots, names, or locations, they gave the public absolutely zero new hooks to latch onto.
It deliberately gave TikTok, X, and Tumblr a fresh, decoupled "been over since......" script to crowd-source and discuss. In high-stakes crisis tradecraft, you let that crowd-sourced consensus brew to desensitize the audience so that the official announcement carries zero shock value.
Hope that helps some of you who clearly are having a breakdown about that blind. Or was it her deleting the last appearance of them, the biggest one in fact, that did it? Well no matter.
You mean these ‘reasons’ that it’s fake anon?
By all means I would LOVE them giving us a “reason” and proof to stop all these “reasons” that it’s fake….
And by your wording saying “reasons”, sounds like you recognize these are indeed valid reasons that it is … fake.
Never seen during the entire time of “dating” and “living together”.
Both of them making clearly single comments during their supposed “First year so serious together”
Stripping live on IG a month after going public
Maintaining activity on Web cam sites despite his "squeaky clean" image
Old immature scare videos showing how old they are based on locations of all of them.
Not a single look of him looking like his “roles” he would have filmed when they supposedly met and lived together.
Trolling and post, then delete vague cryptic things from extended friends .
Refusing all photos on carpets at all his premieres
Leaving out a spouse from House sale articles and Mother’s birthday celebrations in 2025 when they were supposedly “expecting.”
Visible discomfort with any physical contact .
Pre written PDA articles when the photos didn't match.
Not seen ONCE together between January 2025 and Oscars 2026, while supposedly pregnant and welcoming a child.
Never ONCE sharing a birthday or holiday together with evidence despite first xmas’s, first Thanksgivings, new years, valentines.
Claiming the actress is auditioning when she would have supposedly been six months pregnant.
Never having a single group photo with the friend groups or families WITH the couple ever.
Residing mainly in Portugal even supposedly during a pregnancy while the spouse is in the USA.
A friend deleting all social media traces of May-July to erase all “non pregnant” evidence
A staged Wedding site to show editable RSVP invites to prove the actor is not attending a key family event of hers.
Not one single visual of her pregnant .
Photoshop dumps that can be pulled apart as fake in five seconds
Never seen ONCE outside of staged pap walks, or events for over Three years.
Using a photo from Australia and making it “Tennessee” when it’s over 14 months old to make some “proof” the couple is happy.
Not one DOG walking image in over 3 years
No “How did they meet” story from either person.
Showing up separately at separate events to show “wedding rings”, not together.
Forcing bizarre personal topics like "getting a second dog" and "auditions" into professional movie press tours where they had no relevance.
Not a single family or friend or industry peer congratulating them publicly about marriage or child.
Total media blackout professionally for the actor for over 6 months despite huge franchise return with Marvel.
Firewall of the franchise from the “personal news” despite the marketing ploy of "fatherhood".
Manufacturing artificial "security crises" and blaming fans to evade live, unscripted microphones is completely unheard of for real parents in the entertainment industry .
Getting tons of solo shots at a prestige carpet event when you have no Hollywood career footprint, and apparently after you “had enough” of fans.
Fake birth document, fake divorce document, both magically leaked from a so called “So private” NDA, no phones at wedding, couple.
12 consecutive CDAN blinds painting him as a toxic, miserable, and unfaithful partner who was quietly unraveling behind closed doors right during his major Marvel promotional windows and post birth.
Looking PISSY and uncomfortable and barely speaking during EVERY sighting together.
Visible discomfort from the actor on camera and his co-star Dakota Johnson openly laughing at the relationship on a public wire. Including mocking her "english."
Major A-list peers like Pedro Pascal being systematically left out of every single junket where the "wife" narrative was pushed., No peers ever saying congrats to the actor ONCE .
Launching a major text-only birth announcement through a deleted 10-minute TMZ link and a People column carrying an official "reps didn't respond" disclaimer.
A last-minute "hiking with a baby" leak to DeuxMoi carrying an unprecedented, bolded "This is not a proven sighting" warning from the platform.
Securing a slot-one leading role for an unknown actress who hadn't worked in years via a major A24 trade announcement on Tuesday, May 12th.
Her deleting only their joint Oscars post from her active Instagram feed on Wednesday, May 13th, less than 24 hours after her film package cleared.
DID I leave anything out?
None of this is imaginary or delusional, it's literally the media facing behavior we saw and NOT one bit of it suggests genuine, real or Love, and it is sure as fuck isn't private or protective of a real infant.
Now.. GO OUTSIDE.
Hey there! Do you remember model if Chris' iphone? I remember he shared a picture of his new phone after he renewed it. I need to know which model of that lol
I think it was a 13.
Held onto that as long as humanly possible .... I say as I held onto my home button iphone until it DIED