Captain Frenzy Fries

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I still haven't forgiven this I can't think of reignited trilogy without the bucket of cold water being dumped on me have they patched it yet

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scooter has a "travel" box now and likes to whine when she's bored with current location and sometimes that just means moving up to be on my bed BUT HER RULES ARE I HAVE TO BE WATCHING HER WHEN SHES THERE if I dare step out you'll hear her from next room

I must watch her preen herself then nap

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how do you say no when she looks at you like this

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scooter has a "travel" box now and likes to whine when she's bored with current location and sometimes that just means moving up to be on my bed BUT HER RULES ARE I HAVE TO BE WATCHING HER WHEN SHES THERE if I dare step out you'll hear her from next room

I must watch her preen herself then nap

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my rehab chicken watched me finish deltarune

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the hen is laying eggs again... but it's a team effort because I have to hold her in position

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ok the attack on artfight I got was compensated

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i still think bout the time my uncles goat has been in labor for a few hours and he was concerned when he wasn't seeing any progress. my aunt called the vet, who said that that timeframe isn't alarming and that labor-to-delivery can even take up to a week (to this day I can not find any source corroborating this??? what the fuck???)

every time my aunt or uncle called over the passing days to describe how they thought the goat was just getting worse, the vet just fed them more bullshit. no visit. no real assessment. just more empty reassurances.

the goats suffering was finally over after two weeks. i'm sure it was slow and agonizing two weeks.

idk what the takeaway from this is other than to trust nobody

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echo 💕

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alex meyers was always way too annoying to me to watch with that smug voice and the hyperactive pose-snapping and unfunny over exaggerated expressions, but oh my god he's like the worst kind of man too. please stay canceled

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idk what to do about this chicken man

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wrong blog IDC I miss Nick Valentine enough to vent it on main

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I miss Nick SO BAD FFUCK

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I don't even want to create to destress because ?idk?? and my current emotional bandwidth just isn't there for the level of narrative tracking and active engagement I want to give Deltarune and spoilers are of course not tagged so my primary community is a source of stress because I have to actively avoid it.

idk if I even processed grief yet over the loss of the hen I hatched and raised taking her final breath and convulsing from misfiring neurons before going limp because I jumped right into another health crisis with another hen, all of this AFTER starting new meds and tapering old ones which I am still in the process of following the plan we had, so I don't know what to do going forward.

I'm more annoyed than anything. like, where do i even point the finger here???

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nvm disregard crashout i forgot to consider my biology operates on a very loose every-month-but-not-gonna-tell-you-what-day schedule

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scooters sister girlfriend summons mourning doves I swear to god

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I don't even want to create to destress because ?idk?? and my current emotional bandwidth just isn't there for the level of narrative tracking and active engagement I want to give Deltarune and spoilers are of course not tagged so my primary community is a source of stress because I have to actively avoid it.

idk if I even processed grief yet over the loss of the hen I hatched and raised taking her final breath and convulsing from misfiring neurons before going limp because I jumped right into another health crisis with another hen, all of this AFTER starting new meds and tapering old ones which I am still in the process of following the plan we had, so I don't know what to do going forward.

I'm more annoyed than anything. like, where do i even point the finger here???

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the chicken is named Scooter now, because for the time being, she prefers using both her legs only to SCOOT, but not for long if I have anything to say about it. Rehabilitation attempt number 1 started yesterday. I wanted to make the long overdue clean-up and physical therapy as stress-free as possible, so I introduced her to the sink by calmly settling her down on the warm, damp towel laid at the bottom (so the steel wouldn't startle her I think my logic was?) until she was chillin, then, the longest, most draining part: getting her cleaned up without hurting her (I'll spare you the details, yw), which also doubled as a way to slowly get her used to the water probably so whatever nbd.

After that ordeal, I wanted to make sure she was still comfortable. I offered her some treats, and yep, she was totally unfazed; just greedily ate strawberry pieces from my hand as if nothing was going on. Still, I didn't want to risk it, so I GRADUALLY let the warm water rise around her when transitioning to the actual physical therapy part. I kept a light hold on her to suspend her feet just enough off the bottom of the sink to encourage leg paddling.

but nah. she immediately realized she was buoyant and treated it like a zero-gravity spa. just floated like a rubber ducky, basking in the weightlessness, doing absolutely ZERO work to engage her muscles. so physical therapy session ended early because MY stamina ran out before she ever decided to cooperate. she won.