Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.

Potential Super Hero. Actual Super Bystander. Puts the "disc" in "disco dance party".

[captawesomepants]

She's not ashamed. She's the furthest thing from ashamed. ZERO shame here. She's so floofy and sweedleepy and smooshy and soft that, when she sleeps, she just puts her face in her paws.

Good Crayst in Heebens how I would love to be this unabashed when I sleep.

Ah shit. Okay. To be fair, I pretty much am. Truth.

But her name is COOKIE. Holy fuck, I die at how cute she is.

DED.

[bunshr00m]

Do you love egg on toast? Liek, rully?

hi dad, yes i do. i just made some and you were there.

silly

[captawesomepants]

Well it TOLD me to "ask bunshr00m something" so I did.

[captawesomepants]

Crowded Keyboard

Show of hands, who has used either the "Pause/Break" or "Insert" key in the past year?

Can we go ahead and replace one of them with a ".com" key now?

[captawesomepants]

Gifts that push the bounds

It's one thing to have your flavour, your tastes, hills you would die on, but it's another when someone you love gives you a gift that's TOTALLY you, but has features you never would have chosen for yourself.

May all your gift-giving push the bounds of who you are, in fantastic and new and beautiful directions.