Too ugly for Los Angeles Too dumb for NYC

I'm Joe and that's it

[thx]

Pokémon Omega Ruby & Alpha Sapphire ↳ Route 120 (night) 🌙⭐️

[alexander]

trying to exceed the 5000 word requirement like

[freyacrescentshangover-deactiva]

Friend: “Got any weird fetishes?”

Me:

[bullied]

me: mom can I go out?

my mom:

[dogvines]

[Person: its my little russian lady! please, please get me some beets]

[hunsonisgroovy]

[capture6720]

(via baracknobama, hunsonisgroovy)

[untexting]

So true 💀

[peeyonce-deactivated20200120]

5 minutes of racist, homophobic, transphobic anti-feminist Ann Coulter getting dragged on Comedy Central’s Roast of Rob Lowe

[dearbeta]

[aroyalrobot]

[jst4kicks]

LMAOOOOO talked about them like they two basic mfs

[theliesofrello]

😂😂😂😂

[onlyblackgirl]

Lipstick sales woman.

[islandgalkira]

Me @ whoever’s behind that tweet!

[asheacentral]

@itsonlymegaret

[cultureexpress]

Yayoi Kusama

[callofthenerd]

[itsjustpaul-deactivated20160224]

[penis-hilton]

are y'all reblogging this for the accident or for the italian commentary

[corkie41]

Why not both! Mamma Mia!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants.

[scribblerextraordinaire]

The Scots were right all along

[zahracusdottir]

The Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies.

[bckyrdfuneral]

the Scots were right all along

[kevinruss]

[tvandfilm]

[cinabonjovi]

this is 2016 so far

[linrenzo]

^the caption

[earthlyeaysia]

this is LIFE*

[dicksplit]

“I’m full, do you want my dessert”