gcatchlove:
“You tell that to my funny coworker at the bakery. He thought it was oh so fun.”
“He didn’t have to deal with angry customers, which is why I think he didn’t suffer that much.”
“How much did you get yelled at? Need me to fight anyone?”
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gcatchlove:
“You tell that to my funny coworker at the bakery. He thought it was oh so fun.”
“He didn’t have to deal with angry customers, which is why I think he didn’t suffer that much.”
“How much did you get yelled at? Need me to fight anyone?”
messrblacks:
“I was going to say for twats, but if you want to put it like that, be my guest.”
“I didn’t know you cared that much.”
matildaslug:
“That has nothing to do with April Fool’s.”
“What does it have to do with then?”
gcatchlove:
“I’d rather call it ‘Screaming until my ears bleed’. Aparently they forgot to act like human beings. One of the employes thought very funny to replace flour with a quite odd ingredient, so the cakes were affected overall.”
“Merlin, replacing ingredients at a bakery? That sounds a bit too far to me. I mean, what if someone was allergic to whatever it was or something. Jokes are bloody brilliant, but they can always go too far.”
gcatchlove:
“Customers can be very tiring when they’re upset.”
“Did they start throwing things?”
messrblacks:
Sirius scoffed again. “What do you think living with James was perfect training for?”
“You were training for me? That’s awfully sweet of you, Black.”
“I managed the day without a single prank being pulled on me. You on the other hand--looks like you went through hell.”
griermckinnon:
“We can do our best. Bloke’s like an octopus.”
“Are you talking about the camouflage part? Or the growing tentacles back part?”
daisyreeves:
“I didn’t realize you were a rat.”
“Only where my neighbor is involved.”
messrblacks:
“You’re spinning round in circles, mate.”
“Are you dizzy yet?”
messrblacks:
“The bit where you said you have to make sure sort of implied it.”
“That’s just keeping tabs on everything.”
messrblacks:
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crouchingalice:
“None of you think it’s even the least bit cool that there’s some woman walking around with no idea her baby to be might help put a stop to the entire war?” Alice sounded slightly put out. Leave it to men. She wished her fetus could be half that kick-ass.
“I’m not sure if there’s a study done of prophecy accuracy. Most people either believe them or not. In the end it depends more on whether or not Voldemort were to believe it. Self-fulfilling prophecies and all. We ought to err on the side of caution and take it at face value. Unless we all want to take a trip to the local library? I could always use more dredge work.”
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“Dumbledore must think there’s some chance it could happen if he’s told us,” Peter add half-heartedly. “It couldn’t hurt to vet it.”
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“Do I think it’s cool the fate of the wizarding world lies in an unborn baby? I’ll have to get back to you on that. Not to mention the bit where- what was it?” Sirius tilted his head to the side thoughtfully, as he searched for the words. “Oh yeah- neither can live while the other survives.” Not to mention my best mate’s baby is due in July, he couldn’t help but add though only to himself. After all, what were the chances?
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“We can’t take prophecies literally like that though, can we? I mean aren’t they usually filled with annoying arse riddles that are meant to confuse? It’d help if we had an actual bloody Seer who could, oh, I dunno, interpret and give us more information than whatever the fuck that was. Sirius is right, it’s nice and all that a baby is supposed to kill the head prick, but how the fuck is a baby supposed to pull that shite off?”
“This is fairly mad, even with Dumbledore’s standard.”
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griermckinnon:
“You’re right. This would be the perfect time to find Scotty and tell him what’s what. You’ve not idea how hard it is always having to keep the older kids in place.”
“Well lets go n’find him then. There’s no time like the present, McKinnon. No time like the damn present.”
daisyreeves:
“Yeah. My bath tub is full of them. Let me know if you have any birthday gifs coming up. They make great gifts.”
“Sounds like something I should report.”
griermckinnon:
“That’s hardly difficult. Everyone knows I’m the best McKinnon.”
“Right now I can’t argue. I’m your lieutenant.”
daisyreeves:
“I would but the police don’t like me.”
“Why’s that? Importing illegal turtles?”
ameliascones:
She urged herself not to inspect the silver for spots. “Alright, now keep an open mind. Don’t let healthy scare you away and taint your reaction.”
“Suddenly I’ve changed what I’m scared of. I’m scared of eating the food.”