lord and master of unsafe living spaces

tastes like carcinogens

[carcinoware]

[carcinoware]

what are you

at the most basic level, I'm a Swimz clone

physically, I'm a sentient assemblage of semi-organic, mostly hazardous material

spiritually, I'm a non-practicing hermetic

ideologically, I'm an anarcho-syndicalist, though the broader movement denounces me because my ideas are bad and also my physical presence is harmful to workers

culturally, I'm midwestern with influence from Baltimore

legally, I don't exist

I'd have more to tell you but no one voted on that "is carcinoware TMA" post so those aspects of me don't exist. womp womp.

textually, I'm a joke character playing up the tendency for people on the internet to post their interactions with shit that you really shouldn't get into to the shock and concern of all who witness it as well as an iteration upon a trend from a few years ago when Swimz clones were much more popular (RIP abraxsaint-peter).

texturally, I taste like carcinogens

[carcinoware]

lead brick babies

[carcinoware]

babies of lead brick

[carcinoware]

I give you lead babies

[carcinoware]

lead brick babies tomorrow

[carcinoware]

you want to see the babies of the lead brick I know it.

[carcinoware]

lead brick babues will be delivered upon you shortly

[carcinoware]

beautiful beautiful lead brick babies

[carcinoware]

lead brick babies

[carcinoware]

babies of lead brick

[carcinoware]

I give you lead babies

[carcinoware]

lead brick babies tomorrow

[carcinoware]

you want to see the babies of the lead brick I know it.

[carcinoware]

lead brick babues will be delivered upon you shortly

[carcinoware]

lead brick babies

[carcinoware]

babies of lead brick

[carcinoware]

I give you lead babies

[carcinoware]

lead brick babies tomorrow

[carcinoware]

you want to see the babies of the lead brick I know it.

[carcinoware]

lead brick babies

[carcinoware]

babies of lead brick

[carcinoware]

I give you lead babies

[carcinoware]

lead brick babies tomorrow

[carcinoware]

lead brick babies

[carcinoware]

babies of lead brick

[carcinoware]

I give you lead babies

[carcinoware]

lead brick babies

[carcinoware]

babies of lead brick

[carcinoware]

lead brick babies

[carcinoware]

there's nothing quite as relaxing as a nice long acetone bath

[carcinoware]

does someone wanna explain how the fuck there manages to be a dead pixel on my skin?

[carcinoware]

remember, if you're cold, I'm cold.

give me your credit card information.

[carcinoware]

good news! that one finger of mine that's refused to move has finally been encased in ceramic

[carcinoware]

now I want you to consider which option is funnier

that my body did that entirely of its own volition and has, in fact, been in the process of doing it for years?

or that I coated my finger in clay and stood perfectly still for hours getting my finger blasted in a kiln

[carcinoware]

good news! that one finger of mine that's refused to move has finally been encased in ceramic

[carcinoware]

so was anyone else buying caesium off of Silk Road or was that just me?

[beardedmrbean]

they used to let kids have real fun

[afriendofblahaj]

There's an xkcd for that :3

Side note: polonium-210 is a very dangerous isotope, however it "does not pose a radiation hazard when kept outside the body", as the alpha particle it emits have very little penetration power and cannot pierce even the outer layers of dead skin. It has still killed countless people, though, not because of children's rings, but because of tobacco. Polonium latches onto and concentrates in tobacco leaves, leading to heavy smokers being exposed to more radiation than survivors of the Chernobyl disaster.

It's always wild to me seeing comments about different toxins like this on information about random things in the past, but it's never discussed when it comes to cigarettes.

[carcinoware]

grad school? oh no you misheard, I went to RAD school

which is like grad school in that there's a radiology program but also different in that they teach you like, sick skateboard tricks

[carcinoware]

I'm going to be so fr rn I was so bad at skateboards. just sucked complete shit. I had to retake skateboards twice.