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steampunktomboy

<3 is sentence concluding punctuation

flimflix

monsterlets

loveridden1999

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

letterboxd-worth-a-damn

akashicrecord

When a coked out hateful bitch meets a bipolar gay man it can either be the start of something beautiful or the end of a nation

charl0ttan

lesbiskammerat

fine..if you insist

rexuality

y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

rexuality

haughtyraban

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

#what yall know about + by ed sheerab

kosmogrl

log6

a common story

#happens to the best of us

spiribia

It makes me cry that possums can carry stuff with their tails. It’s so cute. But if I told a possum that it would probably think i was being condescending

important-animal-images

moniquill

'Borrowing the Tiger's Majesty' by Yuzu Kato

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

still annoyed my mom threw out my wisdom teeth. you don't just RECYCLE SOMEONE'S TEETH, MOTHER

rueval

My sister got our cousin’s baby teeth (both graduated from college at this point) for Christmas and they were perturbed to say the least

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

always, this website beckons me back with its siren song

wubrh

@biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist well, since you asked so nicely :)

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

the post that keeps on giving

attackfish

As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.