if you're gonna lie, do it in my bed.

cari fletcher — jersey trash with one hell of a potty mouth. @unfvckyou

[carixfletcher]

i should probably do an intro shouldn’t i?

[carixfletcher]

trying to be social but the hangover headache is just too real

[carixfletcher]

this dropped today! please give it a listen and lmk what you think! 

[carixfletcher]

hey i’m cari a.k.a. fletcher and one time paul mccartney told me to “be great” and the only thing i could say in response was “you too” so if anybody’s wondering how my life is going that’s a pretty good tell right there. i just recently peaked because NOW 70 picked up my single undrunk but i’m real sad about it not being 69 ... imagine how iconic that could have been 

also stream “about you” coming out tomorrow and hmu @ unfvckyou on gh and we can take some tequila shots together!

[carixfletcher]

also offering up unlimited tequila shots

[carixfletcher]

my attempt at making friends tonight is going to be telling y’all i’m making some bomb ass mac & cheese so if anybody wants some you gotta hangout with me to get it.

[persephcnerps-deactivated202107]

this is kind of my intro