I'VE HEARD MUSIC, I'VE HEARD NOISE

[carlisleanderson]

iMESSAGE: CARLISLE & LIAM

LIAM: Super cute. Because I'm super cute.

LIAM: That is very true!

CARLISLE: That's right, you are fucking cute.

CARLISLE: It is. Even the clawing of the eyeballs part.

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LIAM: Darn right. I'm counting down the days.

LIAM: Makes sense.

CARLISLE: How cute is that?

CARLISLE: Yeah, because to be big.. you gotta claw other people's eyes out.

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iMESSAGE: CARLISLE & LIAM

LIAM: Oh, yes. That will be awesome. I can't wait.

LIAM: I can tell. You strike me as the competitive type.

CARLISLE: Me either, even more so now.

CARLISLE: I am that, yes. You kind of have to be with what I do.

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LIAM: Six weeks? You mean when you go on tour?

LIAM: I think everyone does.

CARLISLE: Yeah, when I go on tour.

CARLISLE: That's true, but, me especially.

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LIAM: It makes me a little sad. But, we'll be alright.

LIAM: Sometimes.

CARLISLE: We will be. Just think about July and the whole like.. six weeks we'll have with each other.

CARLISLE: Good. I can sometimes want to win, too.

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LIAM: If I could, I'd do the same for you. If I could, I'd hop on a plane right now and go sleep with you.

LIAM: I'm not crazy, though. I can loose like a champ.

CARLISLE: I know, baby, I know.

CARLISLE: Can you?

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LIAM: I just don't want to get my hopes up. That's all. You're like... a crazy busy dude who has to fly across country to make appointments.

LIAM: I like winning.

CARLISLE: I'll fly across the country any fucking day to see you.

CARLISLE: I can see that.

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iMESSAGE: CARLISLE & LIAM

LIAM: I guess we'll see when the summer rolls around, hm? I mean, I know you're busy, I won't be upset if you can't make it. Though, I can't promise I won't be a little bummed.

LIAM: Yes! That means I win.

CARLISLE: Do you not read well, or something? I said that I'd be there. New York is just as good a place as any to give interviews.

CARLISLE: Yup, that's what that means.

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LIAM: You said you were going to be really busy this summer, though.

LIAM: Yes but, I said that I thought you were cute before you showed your interest in me and you responded with 'that's because I'm famous'. You are an attractive man. I don't have to use your fans or anyone else. My opinion matters most so, I win.

CARLISLE: Doesn't mean I won't be there.

CARLISLE: You're right. That does win. I'll give you that, for sure.

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iMESSAGE: CARLISLE & LIAM

LIAM: Well, yeah but, you won't be /here/.

LIAM: You said it's because you were famous. What did you mean, then?

CARLISLE: Every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

CARLISLE: I meant that you can't use my fans as background for me being the cutest. That's all I meant.

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LIAM: I'm not meaning to. I'm sorry.

LIAM: That is kind of what you said, baby.

CARLISLE: I'll never not be there, babe.

CARLISLE: Not particularly.

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LIAM: Well, that... kind of sucks but, it is what it is. I'll be here when you have the free time, then.

LIAM: So, you're telling me that my initial attraction to you was because you were famous? That's not fair. Because I don't think all famous people are cute.

CARLISLE: Hey, don't get grumpy gils on me. I'll be there every single weekend to see you.

CARLISLE: No, no. That's not what I'm saying.

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LIAM: I am, thank God. Then I won't have to worry about school work and stuff. I'll have a little more free time.

LIAM: As you should be. But, that only proves that you are the cutest. I thought so even before you showed your interest in me.

CARLISLE: A little more free time will be good for you, I think. That just means I'm probably going to be more busy, because they always make me do interviews and go to events during the summer time.

CARLISLE: Yeah, but, that's because I'm famous. So, that doesn't really count. I don't think so, at least.

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LIAM: I can't wait, then. We can talk for a bit and then call it a night. I have school tomorrow so, I need a good nights rest.

LIAM: That's not fair. I thought you were very cute, even before I met you that day in the studio.

CARLISLE: Of course you do. Aren't you almost done with school? It's almost summer, man.

CARLISLE: That's good, I'm glad for that.

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LIAM: Well, either way, I can't call in. But, when I get out of work, it'll barely be seven over there so, we can still do that.

LIAM: But like, I can't use anyone. Not even my sister and that's not fair.

CARLISLE: Seven sounds like a really good bed time. I have another early call tomorrow. Even though we're almost done.

CARLISLE: It is, too. I have a tainted sort of cuteness factor. No one counts.

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LIAM: Skype sleep? Do you mean Skype while we sleep? You ridiculous. All we'll end up doing is killing the batteries of our laptops.

LIAM: Damn right she counts! This is hard. Because everyone knows you so, you'll automatically count them out as being biased.

CARLISLE: So? It's not like I don't have a charger for it, or anything like that.

CARLISLE: I definitely will. That's one of the good things about being famous. You can't use them for that.

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iMESSAGE: CARLISLE & LIAM

LIAM: That's fine. I'll be patient. Because I have to. I have work, anyways but, I'll be out by nine.

LIAM: It's not! Even if it is, it still counts because she's my mother and she counts.

CARLISLE: That sucks that you have to work, man. Fuck working. You should fake sick, or something and sleep. We can Skype sleep.

CARLISLE: Okay, okay, she counts.