Happy Holidays!

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Script!;; 

“Ho ho ho!”

“All right, class, if a reindeer leaves Elfsburg flying west at 20 miles per hour,

and another reindeer flies east traveling at 50 miles per hour, how many hours does it take for them to be 210 miles apart?”

“How come we can’t learn things we want to?”

“Weirder than you can possibly imagine.”

“Ladies, keep up!”

“Do not panic!”

“That’s gonna leave a mark.”

“Everything’s gonna be all right.”

“I’m right here, babe. I’m right here. It’s all right.”

“Honey, it was a false alarm.”

“I wish the baby had come this afternoon, or last week like we thought.”

“I’m going crazy. I’m really going crazy.”

“No more gifts.”

“I’ll be back in a jiff.”

“That never gets old.”

“it’s beautiful!”

“I’m a little concerned because the baby hasn’t come yet.”

“Help you help me help you… help me. Help you.”

“One more thing. The Council (of Legendary Figures) called an emergency meeting.”

“Where? In the kitchen?”

“Is there an echo in here?”

“Sweetheart, I’m feeling so much better. I think that I’m going to go…on a walk”

“Anything I can do for you, (ma'am / sir)?”

“Care for some company?”

“I’m not gonna let that happen.”

“It’s people that I need. You know, family.”

“There could be dire consequences.”

“I’ll do what it takes to make this right.”

“let me see your teeth.”

“Open the doors if you want to fall in love!”

“You think it’s necessary to call an emergency meeting?”

“Now that’s what I’m talking about!”

“the possibilities are endless.”

“Excuse me. Did you just accuse me of being skillful and delicious?”

“Guilty as charged!”

“You gotta understand, I have enormous untapped potential.”

“Why don’t you let that go?”

“You know, (name), it’s no picnic being me!”

“I know I don’t deserve another chance, but I am asking you for one.

“I want to make things right.”

“You have the warmest hug in the world.”

“That’s a…That’s a good-looking sweater vest.”

“Let’s pause a moment here…and take a feelings inventory.”

“If you harshly exclude (her/him) from this formative experience, you could scar her for life.”

“What have you done?”

“Don’t be embarrassed.”

“It’s the most top-secret, hush-hush, amazing place in the world. How can you say that that’s not special?

“Wait, wait, wait, what’s this?”

“We really must party in my condo in Gstaad sometime. It’d be fun.”

“Did you bring the deep-dreamin’ stuff?”

“I may be sleepy, but I’m not stupid.”

“Good thing you called. Otherwise, I don’t know if I would’ve remembered you.”

“Oh, come on, you guys, you’ll catch pneumonia out here.”

“Throw my underwear in a bag. It’s not like we’re going to the North Pole.”

“Remember when we went to Yosemite?”

“What part of our plan was not clear?”

“I’m trying to pick a tree the whole family will love.”

“You know, I cannot imagine how hard it must be keeping such a big secret

from your folks.”

“Well, it’s definitely worth it.”

“I will give you all the TLC that you need.”

“What a wonderful surprise. I didn’t know you were coming!”

“What did you think of my parents?”

“Where do they think we are?”

“It was like a dream.”

“No, that was first class. And I got a chance to sit next to Tony Bennett.”

“I’m sure you have a perfectly good reason for shutting us out of your life.”

“It’s a lot of beans. How many beans can he eat?”

“Never heard of you.”

“No. Tom Cruise is petite. These people are short.”

“I won’t always be here to help you.”

“just because you’re not into Christmas doesn’t mean others can’t enjoy it.”

“There’s no secrets. We’re family.”

“I can’t see!”

“Cocoacchinos, anyone?”

“And I bet you sing, too.”

“you don’t find that incredibly threatening, I’m sure it’s very nice.”

“This is a disaster. What’s going on?”

“You can be honest with us. Don’t be afraid.”

“I can’t stand one more piece of bad news.”

“We got a schedule to keep, get back to work.”

“Wait a minute. You weren’t worried, were you?”

“Don’t watch what I’m doing, this is a very secret code.”

“Do you want me to put on the tree topper?”

“We have a problem. This is unreadable. Because it’s all crinkled up.”

“It’s not great at all. You’ve done a terrible thing.”

“Oh, smile, will you?”

“You’re number one. Act like it.”

“I’m not answering that.”

“You picked up on that, did you?”

“Well, maybe it’s not as bad as being ripped away from your family and told you can’t see them anymore.”

> “Rather than make things work, you make things worse.”

> “Don’t say anything you’ll regret.”

> “I thought I had a second chance at having a family, but I blew it again.”

> “I was gonna wait until tomorrow to give you this, but… I think you need a bit of a pick-me-up now.”

“You hit me with a shovel!”

“Well, you rarely see them and you… don’t mention them.”

“Why on earth would you drag yourself all the way over here?”

“Are you sure you should be driving?”

“Do I look like a cash machine to you?”

“ I know you think therapy is like witchcraft, but you might consider it.”

“You don’t really know because you were never around.”

“You put all the pressure on me.”

“I’ll take care of him.”

“No hello? Love what you’ve done with the place?”

“The whole thing is way too much work, too much pressure.”

“Please, I’m cleansing.”

“I got everything I need right here.”

“Bring it on! Who wants some of this? Come here!”

“You’re just a guy who smells like a cookie.”

“You killed him.”

“We’ve been looking everywhere for you.”

“Of course. It only takes a few minutes to see the truth of an entire lifetime.”

“Have you been drinking cocoa?”

“We ticked each other off. That’s it. Like families all over the world do.”

“They don’t have to be perfect to be good families. We just have to be together.”

“secrets aren’t for families. I’m tired of keeping you from your family.”

“It’s a little freaky, but… you’ll get used to it.”

“How can I ever thank you for this?”

“Isn’t that a shame?”

“This is what you’re all reduced to?”

“I’m warming your heart.”

“Are you telling the stories again?”

Blooper Reel!;; 

“We’ll do it right!”

“Do you like carrot juice?”

“I’m built for speed and comfort.”

“You… You weird me out.”

“Easy!”

“Why is that… Why is that funny?”

“All of a sudden Rosemary Clooney showed up.”

“I was laughing!”

“Quiet please!”

“Oh sorry, we workin’?” 

“Let’s keep going!”

“Can we stop for snacks?”

“We lost an ear!”

“SIT DOWN!”

“I am gonna knock you out!”

“Where am I gonna get some real magic?”

“You’re gonna miss me so much you’re gonna be sick of me!”

“Someone burn the film!”

“I’ll just close the door!”

[Hilarious contagious laughter]

[Snorts]

[Giggles]

[Serious expression turns into laughter]

[solitudeprompts]

❝ happy holidays! ❞ ❝ are those sugar cookies? ❞  ❝ it’s snowing! ❞ ❝ the power’s out,  fetch me a candle. ❞ ❝ how about cocoa  &  a movie? ❞ ❝ baby,  it’s cold outside. ❞ ❝ your cheeks are so rosy! ❞ ❝ there’s a snow storm coming. ❞ ❝ i think we’re snowed in. ❞ ❝ oh,  mistletoe. ❞ ❝ what do you want for christmas? ❞ ❝ i got you a gift. ❞ ❝ happy hannukah! ❞ ❝ black friday is the worst. ❞ ❝ let’s go skating! ❞ ❝ watch out for black ice. ❞ ❝ don’t forget your mittens. ❞ ❝ your hands are freezing. ❞ ❝ just get her a candle.  moms love candles. ❞ ❝ i’m so broke it hurts. ❞ ❝ are you coming to dinner? ❞ ❝ we could cuddle by the fireplace? ❞ ❝ i love fuzzy socks! ❞ ❝ eggnog? ❞ ❝ everything smells like cinnamon  &  tinsel. ❞ ❝ do you want to build a snowman? ❞ ❝ SNOWBALL FIGHT! ❞ ❝ i fell on the ice. ❞ ❝ i hate snow. ❞ ❝ i love snow! ❞ ❝ let’s build a gingerbread house! ❞

[winterchristmastime]

[carolclause]

❛   why are you smiling like that  ?  ❜

@magicgiver

“Because it’s Christmas, the most magical day of the year!”

[carolclause]

“Merry Christmas, mum.”

@nochildmissed

“Merry Christmas, Arthur, Darling.”

[slytherinnpride]

[krampheir-blog]

@carolclause​                continued   from   here.

“Now why would anyone want to hurt you?”

“ because i scare them? ” he is small. nothing to be scared of   —   and yet they are. and people that are scared, do things that they shouldn’t. it’s the other children that hurt with their words. ones are even brave enough to push and shove. but some of the adults   /   it doesn’t take a lot to be just as cruel.    “ i just mean   —   they don’t like me. none of’em. ”    not true. some do.    “ i don’t think this is a good idea. i don’t think giving them cookies is going to help anything. ”

[carolclause]

“Well, you don’t scare me, and besides, how do you know it won’t work unless you try?” No child should live the way Kasper did, it wasn’t fair, Carol was determined that he see that he wasn’t the monster people made him out to be.

“Now why don’t you offer them a cookie?”

[tatesharon]

Although it’s been said many times, many ways, Merry Christmas to you!

[chambersmalone]

❄️🎄HAPPY DECEMBER!🎄❄️

[kateausten-deleted-deactivated2]

Come on, cheer up, it’s nearly Christmas! The most wonderful time of the year!

[sanacloud-deactivated20211127]

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[olivialetom]

The Santa Clause 2

[odairannies]

Come on, cheer up, it’s nearly Christmas. The most wonderful time of the year.

[choirmas]

Visit Original Link

God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen Choir of Durham Cathedral

[carolclause]

❛   everybody looks like they wanna hurt me  .  .  .  ❜

@krampheir

“Now why would anyone want to hurt you?”

[carolclause]

hey there! you’ve been visited by the bear of encouragement, here to tell you that you’re doing amazingly, your writing is fantastic, and cheering you on to keep up the good work! xoxo

Aw, thank you, darling!

[carolclause]

a little baby polar bear summersaults into your askbox, holding a letter in his mouth. he hands the note to you: “I love you. you are a wonderful, loved person, and I hope you have a wonderful day.“

This is the sweetest thing ever, I needed to hear this today!