more gum, obama

hello! i am a 14 year old carrionflower kin! if you're a white hetero cis persyn please don't follow me or try to convince me that my indentity isn't real. self diagnosed with autistm, PTSD, obesity, schizophrenia, epilepsy and bpd. sherlock, loki, karkat and the doctor are my headmates so they might post on here sometimes | otherkin | plantkin | transracial | transfat | demiboy | demigirl | asexual | pansexual | lesbian | radfem | republican | multiple | animekin | androidkin | my triggers are furniture, roads/streets in general, babies, animals and teenagers so please tag them if i follow you

[carrionflowerkin]

i lived bitch

[carrionflowerkin]

how the fuck do I get consent from a plant......wtf like "hey flower can I pick u?" is it gonna say "sure lil g go ahead" wtf,,,white ppl,,,,,,

im not white and do not pick flowers

[carrionflowerkin]

hey I didn't see this is your faq so uh why do you have a flashing bright gif as your bg but you have ... epilepsy ?? apparently?

only about 5% of people with epilepsy have photosensitive epilepsy and i am not one of them???????????????

[carrionflowerkin]

i just love u so much

thanks

[carrionflowerkin]

Ignore what the ableist doctors say! You eat dirt if you want to eat dirt!! Dirt is important for flowers like you and anybody who says differently can shove a sandpaper dildo up their butt

i almost died

[carrionflowerkin]

"HEADMATES" IM CRYIN NO DEAR NO NO NO IM SORRY YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET THIS ALL IM HONESTLY TRYING TO HELP HERE

yes you are very helpful wow

[carrionflowerkin]

I am assumig you don't have any common sense. Didn't your parents said anything about eating dirt? As good parents, they should properly look after you!

well yeah but theyre my parents they tell me all kinds of crap

[carrionflowerkin]

I want to come out as gay to my parents but I'm so scared because when my brother got his ears pierced they kicked him out for like an entire week. Do you have any advice?

im sorry to hear that youre in this situation anon. if coming out will jeopardize your safety i cant recommend it. maybe test the waters a bit and talk to them about other people who have come out and see how they react. but if you think theyll kick you out maybe its best not to tell them until you have another safe place to stay. please take care of yourself! good luck

[carrionflowerkin]

How long have you been 14?

almost 6 months

[carrionflowerkin]

grrr, i wanna fuck ya... i wanna put my dick in ya carrion flower hole. then inset ya carrion flower petals in my pussy. *starts slurping* sluuurp sluuuuuurp mmm yes lol

[carrionflowerkin]

You seriously has no idea that eating dirt was a good idea? You might be a plantkin or whatever, but you have a human body. You need human food. And water. You need meat or veggies or fruits whatever.

are you saying i was supposed to figure that out on my own

honestly someone should have told me that it wasnt a good idea

[carrionflowerkin]

hi do u have any tips for making dirt more palatable cuz i want to satisfy my plantkin needs but im not rly enjoying it and it makes me rly frustrated

lick salt stone in between bites

[carrionflowerkin]

is sleeping in dirt warm?

yes

[carrionflowerkin]

Do you also smell like a carrion flower?

stop asking me if i stink i clean myself with dirt my paretns hate it when i smell bad

[carrionflowerkin]

Will you marry me?

are you rich

[carrionflowerkin]

wouldn't plants count as more of a species than a gender? ❤️

well yeah but i dont think ive ever claimed that plant is a gender

[carrionflowerkin]

Your parents clearly never loved you if you feel the need to say you're a plant for attention. Did daddy used to fuck you at night with potatoes and that's why you're scared of them? You also can't self diagnose yourself with anything. A psychiatrist can't even diagnose themselves because they're biased. You are the garbage of the human race. Go to school or get a job or something and stop sitting in your room and eating fucking dirt like a three year old.

what the fuck