yee-haw

Alex | i post what i want and i will never be consistent about it

[urgeeky-friend22]

there's always the possibility of my return to the tcomc hyperfixation 3 years later

edmond dantes aka the count

gerard & valentine de villefort

[hiddenvioletsgrow]

edmond dantes trying to avoid mercedes for like half of the book

[carrotsofthepirabbean]

the count, to everyone: don't you wanna go apeshit. don't you wanna bite someone. just once. 100% bite force

[laurbailey]

DAVID CORENSWET as SUPERMAN/CLARK KENT Superman (2025) dir. James Gunn

[redstonedust]

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[mealreminders]

This has gotta be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. 😂😂😂

Remember to eat, my loves! There's a whole world of delicious joy awaiting you! X

[carrotsofthepirabbean]

boldly continuing my journey of consuming as many versions of the Count of Monte Cristo as possible. here is Edmond and Mercedes, before the horrors

[loverboybrightsideghost]

i don't claim to know ANYTHING about how rich high class french people operated in the 1830s, or the granting of titles, but i do think it's funny that danglars is getting described so scathingly as this classless nouveau-riche guy when like, most of the Main Players of the novel (except villefort i think?) were poor nobodies in 1815 who through some twist of fate or corruption became nobility or just financially successful, including dantès.

[incorrectclassicbookquotes]

My guess is it’s because of all of them Danglars is the most hypocritical of all of them. Considering when Danglars met The Count of Monte Cristo he was like “France isn’t a monarchy anymore so I won’t use your title” despite using the title Baron himself. It’s one thing to buy your way in but it’s another thing to pretend you don’t believe in the monarchy anymore while still using monarch titles like Baron.

[bendita9-6]

Musical Crossover 77

Les Mis x Tcomc edition.

Would Edmond and Valjean get along?

Yes

No

Neutral terms

Voting ended onJun 22

[pilferingapples]

You know, my first thought was that they'd be utterly neutral with each other, even if they had some kind of longer interaction. They're just both very locked in on their respective journeys of redemption/ revenge, Dantes doesn't seem to need Valjean's help, and Valjean has done nothing to antagonize or endear himself to Dantes , so they wouldn't see each other as someone who they need to interact with more.

...And then I got to thinking about their mutual Moral Journey language (throwing money at people they think deserve it) . So , consider: Dantes sees Valjean, who famously dresses as a pauper when he's giving money, being a swell guy and raising his daughter alone in that isolated house on the Rue Plumet. He goes into his Justice: Reward mode and starts trying to give Valjean money. Valjean, of course, does not need or want more surprise money, he's still in moral debt from the first windfall. The more he humbly refuses, the more determined Dantes becomes to make him a Very Rich Man (not knowing he is already Pretty Dang Rich) . At last, all his other schemes being thwarted , Dantes breaks into Valjean's house to leave money. Valjean catches Dantes mid-break-in and assumes he's come to rob the place. This unleashes Valjean's unskippable trauma cutscene and he lectures Dantes on the dangers and horrors of prison before giving him a big chunk of money and warning him to choose a better life. Dantes realizes Valjean is also a former convict-- and yet still such a kind man! Now Valjean has fallen afoul of his obsession with Correcting the Scales of Justice by giving good things to good people! He can't just give this guy some money, he's got to hook him up with a better life! a business! public office! social acclaim! ...Which Valjean is desperate to avoid.

Hijinks Ensue with Dantes trying to reward Valjean, Valjean trying to avoid being Rewarded AND trying to convince Dantes to reform , both mens' efforts escalating to truly absurd levels.

Meanwhile, Haydee and Cosette meet and bond over having the weirdest dang guardians.

[urgeeky-friend22]

there's always the possibility of my return to the tcomc hyperfixation 3 years later

edmond dantes aka the count

gerard & valentine de villefort

[cosmosarcana]

if you ever tell me that you go to a chiro this is what i envision them doing to you

[maria-ruta]

Help

[atlas-prime]

[greelin]

the way this video never ceases to make me genuinely lose my mind for some reason

[spiribia]

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

[icarusdiesatdawn]

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

[kit-screams-into-the-void]

statement statement

some extras i cut out from the comic + silly unrelated doodle based on what my friend said when i was drawing this comic on call:

[phillip-bankss]

my resident evil fanart

[goldensunset]

when the characters never really make peace with it