Sic Transit Gloria Mundi

I can't help the way my mind is hardwired to hate myself 'Cause I swear that this is hell Carter Atkinson; 18; Graphic Designer

[r0se-coloured-boy]

[paramorre]

✿

[emerald-emmy-cross]

Eh, not really. But hey, if you wanna be another stereotype, then be my guest. 

[carterxffs]

There are stereotypes because a lot of the time they're true.

[emerald-emmy-cross]

Doesn’t mean you gotta be stuck up, though.

[carterxffs]

Pretty much does.

[emerald-emmy-cross]

Just a little.

[carterxffs]

Might I remind you that you're the one willingly going to this rich as fuck pretentious little school here.

[emerald-emmy-cross]

Okay, good, cause I can’t flirt with stuck up people.

[carterxffs]

You think I'm stuck up?

[freddfjn]

I just can’t stand people that think coffee is considered a mouthwash.

[carterxffs]

Okay, now that you phrase it that way, that's completely disgusting.

[dorkydevin-stewart]

Y-you think I’m a nice guy? Why’s that?

[carterxffs]

You have that general vibe. Am I wrong?

[emerald-emmy-cross]

Do you want me to flirt with you?

[carterxffs]

No.

[freddfjn]

I may be weird but at least my breath doesn’t smell like coffee. I can’t talk to a teacher without getting dizzy nowadays.

[carterxffs]

Do you really hate coffee that much? I mean I'm not the biggest fan but still.

[freddfjn]

I don’t need caffeine and coffee tastes gross. So to answer your question, no, I never drink coffee.

[carterxffs]

I think you're the weird one here.

[emerald-emmy-cross]

Oh, hun, I’m not flirting with you, I’m complimenting your ass. Two different things.

[carterxffs]

Not really, but whatever floats your boat.

[emerald-emmy-cross]

Do you blame me?

[carterxffs]

Don't try flirting with me, it's not working.

[dorkydevin-stewart]

I — er — I actually kind of like it.

[carterxffs]

I'd say there's something wrong with you but you seem like a nice guy so.

[emerald-emmy-cross]

I can see that. It’s practically shining out your butt.

[carterxffs]

So you've been checking out my butt have you?

[dorkydevin-stewart]

Why?

[carterxffs]

School really, really sucks in case you haven't noticed.

[nickorz]