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You said to be cool but I'm already coolest

[rhystagan-deactivated20141030]

So that doesn’t really make you the winner of spelling bees if the other competitors never stood a chance.

[freddfjn]

They could have used sign language if they really wanted to beat me.

[shyaxonarchive]

Melissa held her books to her chest, breath hitching a bit as she walked into the class rooms and all eyes on her. Of course, no one has seen her all that much, no one really knew where she went except for a few people. It was homeroom, people she knew had been present and she then took a seat in the back of the room, remaining quiet.

[freddfjn]

Sophia arrived early to homeroom and took a seat in the back, she set her backpack in the seat next to her and out of boredom, started sketching the chair that was in front of her, adding to it flowers and vines interlocked in it. She was no artist but it entertained her. She was too immersed to notice the girl that sat on top of her backpack. "I'm sorry let me just grab this," she exclaimed taking her backpack. As she took her backpack she noticed the girl that was next to her was Melissa. "Mel, hey I haven't seen you around"

[drewvanderbilt]

That’s usually why I stick to bourbon instead.

[freddfjn]

Do you drink bourbon while eating pancakes? That's a first. Although if I had to be around students all day I'd also do it.

[stripedshirts-brokenumbrell-blog]

My friend cried when she found out there wasn’t actually a ‘pumpkin spice’. Although they are good even if they are coffee.

[freddfjn]

I'm pretty sure that friend you're talking about is me. No, I'm kidding. I actually hate pumpkin spice and everything of that kind. I'm just counting down the days until everything is peppermint.

[dxnielblake]

I’m sorry, I can’t help it.

[freddfjn]

You could not rub it in everyone's face. I'm making you use sunglasses from now on.

[dorkydevin-stewart]

R-really?

[freddfjn]

Have you even ever faked sick to miss classes? Oh God. Please don't tell me you're the kind of person that goes to school with a nose full of snot and sneezing over every person there is.

[carterxffs]

Do you really hate coffee that much? I mean I’m not the biggest fan but still.

[freddfjn]

I just can't stand people that think coffee is considered a mouthwash.

[carterxffs]

I think you’re the weird one here.

[freddfjn]

I may be weird but at least my breath doesn't smell like coffee. I can't talk to a teacher without getting dizzy nowadays.

[freddfjn]

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Melissa: did you know that fruit flies only have a life span of three days?

Melissa: or that the big ends of the chop sticks are for picking up food and the other for noddles?

Melissa: Also, if you throw an apple at someone in ancient greece, its considered a marriage proposal?

Sophia: what does it mean if you throw a tomato to someone?? is it divorce?

[dorkydevin-stewart]

"I-I hate missing so much school.."

[freddfjn]

I think you're the first person to ever say that.

[jpenfrey-deactivated20141026]

The only reason I’ll be crying to your dorm room is because you’re all grown up and super mean to me. Never trust the Ricardo’s, Soph, they’re the heart breakers. Even if I did listen to mama, she would have said that I should keep you as a friend, whenever she came, she would always nag me about you, and where you are, and how you were. Nope, they’re not nice. I grade truthfully, no matter who it is. If you really wanted to be in detentions with me, all you had to do was ask.

[freddfjn]

I'm sorry, James! I'm just too excited you're back and I'm preparing you to the horror that are art school students. I know you will kick Ricardo's ass if he hurts me so that's why I'm not worried about him. You need to teach me Spanish first so I can talk to him, though. He won't like me if the only spanish words I know are joder and coño. I miss mama, tell her to come soon! She is always talking about how great you are, I love her. Let's do it! Let's trash detention together.

[carterxffs]

Oh and you don’t drink coffee?

[freddfjn]

I don't need caffeine and coffee tastes gross. So to answer your question, no, I never drink coffee.

[stripedshirts-brokenumbrell-blog]

I know, and I’m here in the corner drinking my mint tea.

[freddfjn]

You and me both, Kyle. Although I've been starting to like chai tea lately. I know, I'm late to the party but this fall weather makes me want to drink every spice there is in the world.

[xrae-vision-deactivated20150203]

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Your limousines get stuck in traffic And we all know you’re made of plastic And you may seem like something classic But you’re cheap sunglasses And I see right through you

[sydnee-jones]

I don’t know what the big hype about coffee is. It’s gross. 

[freddfjn]

The only way I can manage coffee is with a pound of sugar and whipped cream.

[cecilia-hughs-xo]

That’s true it’s just odd I was never like that as a freshmen.

[freddfjn]

I'm pretty sure I didn't even talk to boys when I was a freshman.

[dxnielblake]

Hey, my teeth are white thank you.

[freddfjn]

You're the 1% Connor. Not all of us are blessed with great genetics and amazing teeth.