Incorrect Quotes From Cartoons/Movies

Sources are in the pinned post. Anything that’s not from one of those incorrect quotes generators is probably just a funny line I heard in a movie or tv show. I’m not on tumblr much.

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Megamind: What are your goals?

Minion: To pet all the dogs.

Megamind: No, fitness goals.

Minion: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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Po, standing with his back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Tigress.

Tigress: How did you do that without turning around?

Po: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

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Roxanne: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Megamind: *chugs entire bottle*

Megamind: It’s perfume.

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Sully: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Mike: Alright, what's 30x17?

Sully: 47

Mike: That's not even close.

Sully: But it was fast.

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Susan: I think Dr. Cockroach was right.

Link: I'm surprised he hasn’t marched in here to say 'I told you so.'

Bob: He wouldn't do that.

Dr. Cockroach: You're right, Bob. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.

Dr. Cockroach: *turns around, the shirt he’s wearing says 'Dr. Cockroach Told You So' on the back*

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Fender: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Rodney: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Fender: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

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Piper: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Rodney, not looking up from his book: Spear.

Piper: BLOCKED.

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Sophie: You spent all our money on THIS??

Howl, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

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Howl, putting tiny

raincoats on ducklings: They live

outside. They need this.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Wybie: Where are you going?

Coraline: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

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Rodney: This is a mistake

Fender, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Rodney: But not today

Fender, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

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Rocky: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Ginger: You need to stop.

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Mike, tending to Sully's wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Sully: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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Rodney: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.

Cappy: Rodney, that's a coma.

Rodney: Sounds festive.

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Pirate Captain: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Pirate with a scarf, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Pirate Captain:

Pirate Captain: fsh

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Pirate Captain: Oh yeah? How does your science explain the magic of rainbows then, huh?

Pirate with a scarf: Diffraction of light through moisture in the atmosphere.

Pirate Captain: It's a sad world you live in.

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Reggie: I’ve had tons of great ideas, and only one of them got me killed.