carwash With C ody.

Weird shit that happens at my job idk

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car wash log 3

Car wash log June 28, 2026. I forgor to mention gender last time so if you swapped sides or smth like that happy pride too you to. Anyway, car wash going crazy today. I work with this gay guy named Adam. we are friends so like I get to know when he’s excited about some guy or whatevrq. So like today the freak priest came in, and I could tell Adam was into that. The freak priest only comes in on Sundays after church lets out so Adam never sees him except today cuz he covered Catherine’s shift. Catherine is my gf btw

Anyway but yeah like that guy came in and I’m pretty used to him flirting with me and the others cause like that’s how he is. He’s got those bangs. Idk what they’re called but they’re all swoopp  ad glasses too and he really likes to put that rosary to hus tongue and lick it so yeah he’s called the freak priest. The whole wash smells like perfume when he comes by so im  pretty sure hes bi or sum. 

But ywah Adam is gay for that guy and idk how thats gonna go. None of us ever actually like flirt back wit him so whenever Adam gets a chance to see him at the pay station I guess we’ll see what happens. I’m not all that worried about it freak priest comes in all the time and nothin happens. Thas saying something around here 🤷🏻

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car wash log 2

Car wash log 2 June 24th, 2026. The locusts are everywhere. You’d think the rapture happened but I don think that’s happened yet. I thought it was gonna happen the other day but I think it was a false alarm.  But the bugs are literally crawling out of the vents now. I think theirs more now then when the thrift store lady came through so they must be breeding in the walls or somethi. Catherine has been trying to catch them with Jose. We have a few mason jars and then they also sent a bunch to the big boss and threw them all in his office. That room hasn’t been touched in months and the huge ass hole in the ceiling hasn’t been fixed so they’l probably escape but he might see it and get mad eventually. I told them not to but all Jose said was ‘m’maybe he’ll come down to visit if we throw a little party in his desk drawers.”  So I guess that’s what is gonna happen. They’d never fire Jose and Catherine doesn’t like the car wash much anyway so she wouldn’t care if she got fired. Jose is too energetic and good at selling our memberships though, they’d never get rid of him. Everyone loves Jose. People come to the car wash just to see Jose. I think if Jose sold me a wash, I might come back to see him too. He’s got a weird personality about him

But yeah idk that’s the main problem today. That and the rain. It’s dripping out from under the office door and I keep having to mop it up. I wish corporate would just fix that damn hole but they’re all sellouts

I do love my job 

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thrift store car

Carwash log, june 22, 2026Happy pride, to my gay brothers and lesbians and whateger that arrow shit im hearing about is. Today at the carwash this odd car came through, she had a minivan that smelled like piss. It was covered in this odd dusty substance that was kind of sticky and slimey but also dusty..its still on me.She rolled down her window to buy a wash and when I asked her how her car got so dirty she told me this“Oh i just got it from the the thrift store. It's just got the thrift store dust on it.” I don't know how she got a car from there but I'm not to worried about that.Ever since she went through the wash locusts are crawling out of everything. I have to clean that up :/

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introduction

i am Cody, i work at the carwash

Idk how to do this 🤷