Gramophone Café

Multipurpose Cassette Beasts fan page! [ran by an adult who uses she/they/it]

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Intro Post!!

Hello!! You all may call me Susie! I saw a post on bsky of a meme from this game on tumblr so I decided to check out the cassette beasts tag here only to see its mostly like 1 account so I am here to change that!!! We need more people talking about the joys of this game! SO! I have decided to make a lil fan page! You can send asks that are confessions about the game, your headcanons of certain characters, funny moments you've found yourself in with this game, or even talk about ocs and how they interact with the world and so so much more! This page will be for both CB1 AND CB2K2!! This is a fun side project so A) please be kind to each other and don't spread hate through my asks or replies! B) I will try to post as often as I can but sadly life gets in the way of whimsy </3 So please, send asks! Spread the word! Looking forward to hearing from you all!

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headcanon:

After using Clocksley/Robindam extensively, Eugene has actually ended up slightly farsighted. Nothing major, but he might take an extra second or two to read smaller text up close.

Uuu I love the headcanon of tapes affecting the user!! Hehe showing Eugene memes and he has to do the old person thing where he holds the phone further away from his face haha old man ignore the fact I wear contacts

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not exactly a headcanon but a cool idea An unused cassette tape is its own type of darkner in a dark fountain but a used tape becomes a darkner version of whatever beast was recorded.

Uuuuu I like that I wonder if your main tape, however, become an Armor/Weapon, imagine Kris with southpaw punching gloves!

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I really hope that we get to see more body diversity among the romance options in Cassette Beasts 2 💖

True! I want all sort of diversity.... I'm hoping with 12 new companions we get a more varied cast..

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AYYYY A CB BLOG

I wanna be a southpaw

AYYYY real Honestly IDK which beast I'd wanna be.. hm... I'd have to think about it.

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My CB2K2 theory is that Griffiñata's remaster will be our first ever natural glitter type. I mean look at it Griffiñata looks to be Nell's starter and TELL ME that girl doesn't scream glitter type user

PLLLEEEAAAAASSSEEEE BYTTEN WE NEED THIS Griffiñata glitter... it would be so peam!!

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I have an obsession with nevermort and apocrowlypse. I have been grinding since the game came out to get all the bootlegs of them. Apparently even letting my opponent pick my team the are still deeply obnoxious to fight against in pvp.

Get yourself someone who looks at you the way anon looks at nevermort and apocrowlypse. In all seriousness that's so cool! I'm glad to hear that every beast is someone's favourite.

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Viola calling me a gayass in 4K.

-Cobalt 🛢️

I mean is she wrong

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welcome to cassettebeastsblr! it's a quiet corner but it's quite lovely. I'm a huge Eugene fan (as you might be able to tell) and I've got quite a few headcanons about him.

My biggest headcanon is about his past— I think he was a delinquent growing up and did things that were less than legal.

This stems from his relationship events and his actions throughout his quest, and I can totally elaborate more if you want! :)

Thank you!!! Happy to make it louder. Omg Eugene being a bad boy [tm] in his early days and now cringing thinking about it is a hilarious thought I got from this LOL Delinquent Eugene... peam.

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I love Captain Wallace so much and I want to hold his hands

omg we found the 1 Captain Wallace fan....

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Random funny confession, favorite thing in the game for me is when the player falls somewhere (like after what happens with the fourth archangel battle or in cherry meadow) and if we don't move, the player stays face down and the partner character stands there looking at them

Like "Hey are you ok?"

"H...hopital..."

LMAO FR?? I always try to stop my fall with the wings at the very end of the fall, I didn't know you just STAY LIKE THAT

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quick post cause I started a new run for this account and I find a bootleg before even fighting Morgante???? What route should I go with my new plant carniviper? Carniviner...

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I have a sneaking suspicion what the meme was... Glad it got you to join us here tho! I guess my first ask would be a confession to start things off. First time playing CB I accidentally did all of Eugene's quest with Kayleigh, not even realising LOL So when I was notified that I defeated all the offices I had Eugene wayyy underleveled.

HA Yep it was your Morgante and Gaster one! Thank you!! Glad to be here! Also poor Eugene,,,, stuck in the café as you fight capitalism without him :c