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Cassidy: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Cassidy, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
Sombra: I love making parties more interesting by telling strangers “I want you to know that I personally have no problem with you being here.”
Torbjorn: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!
Sombra: I told Mauga to grab snacks for everyone.
Reaper, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
*Sombra, Mauga, and Widow raise their hands*
Wuyang: there's only one way to decide... rock, paper, scissors!
Mizuki: [scissors]
Wuyang: [rock]
Mizuki: oh no i lost :(
Wuyang:
Mizuki: :(
Wuyang: no no, you won! this rock is soft!
Cassidy: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen. Sojourn: That’s a snake.
Ramattra, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.
Symettra: Present your best argument for eating bacon. Junkrat: If animals don’t want to be eaten, then why are they made of food?
Junker Queen: Dude, I will never forgive Craigslist for banning me after I wrote a post seeking a sworn nemesis. Whoever reported that is obviously my nemesis but I was so pissed.
Brigitte: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? Reinhardt: Literally or figuratively? Brigitte: I have to specify?
Mercy: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it.
Sigma: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.
Baptiste: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. Talon: Awwww- Baptiste: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." Talon: Oh.
Cassidy: I am so horny and angry all the time.
Lifeweaver: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gonna unmake it to sleep in it anyways? Symmettra: Why should I feed you if your just gonna die anyways? Lifeweaver: Lifeweaver: I'll go make my bed-
Lucio: Hana, what are you doing? DVA: shaking a cat shaped piggy bank I’m just trying to figure out how much change I have inside. Lucio: You could always take it out and count it. DVA: Where’s the fun in that?
Venture: Ana, I screwed up, big time. Ana: Venture, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.