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@cassiuslee-blog
Hopefully you all had a good Easter weekend. In case you missed it, Roger Rabbit was out in the park. That was a great time. I did an extra show today. That was tough on my feet, but fun none the less.
Yoooo, you need a massage homie?
It’s not the worst first impression I’ve ever had, if it makes you feel any better. I’m all around snobby, but I think as long as I can admit it it’s not a problem. Your mom sounds bomb as fuck, though. Composing is very difficult, and unfortunately not something my “prodigy” title applies to. I’m talented as fuck.
And it’s not the worst first impression I’ve ever given so like, it balances out. Or something. Of course. The first step to recover is admitting you’ve had a problem. ...I probably need to stop quoting the steps in casual conversation, but they’re always fitting. My mom is pretty great. You’d probably like her. I’ll introduce you someday. You still have a prodigy title, so that’s pretty fucking cool. I feel like the part in Hercules where they’re all, “we’re not worthy, we’re worms”. You’re too cool for me.
You’ve got a great dick and I’ve got great tits. What a pair. Maybe most people are, but I’m not. I’m hypercritical about everything, hence why I hate some of the art I find in museums. Like, sorry, but a triangle inside of a square is not fucking art. It belongs in a children’s book and that’s where it should fucking stay. Music is hard, but so is every other form of art. I’m a mix of both, I think, but I don’t compose my own music.
We’d make a great pair. I just have to move on from my shitty first impression. There’s nothing wrong with being selective. Personally, I support all forms of art but like, my mom is a classically trained artist so I guess I can be a little snobby sometimes. That’s okay. Composing is probably hard. I bet you’re hella talented anyway.
I’ve literally almost worked here for six years procrastinating the fuck out of my degree for one reason: I love my job. While most of you sad saps have to put on a wig and smile for cameras all day, I get to play with dogs five days a week. I mean, does it help that I’m a vet tech so they need me more? Yes. Do I care? Not even a little. So while you’re whining about your ugly ass dresses and sweating scalps, know that I’m having the time of my life.
For those of you who don’t know me, my name is Jackie and I’m not a complete monster. I do hope you all reach your dreams at some point, honestly. For those of you who do know me, you’re a loser and I’m not sure why I have zero plans this weekend.
I don’t know what you’re talking about. i love pushing bratty teenagers into an in door roller coaster. Plus, I look hella fine in the uniform. Win/win/win.
PS. You are a monster. You break my heart every day. Why? Because I have to walk all the way to the entrance just to see you. #tragic.
See, I want to mess with you– I do. I just have to make sure there’s some substance to me, you know? Technically speaking, anybody can pick up a violin and a bow, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to listen to them murder something I hold so dear. My definition of at is something that looks beautiful and couldn’t have been made without the creativity and talent the creator possessed. Artistic talent of any kind is important. Own it, dude.
Oh shit, right. I kind of suck at talking myself up but like, I didn’t mean to give you a bad impression. I also have a great dick. So like. There’s your substance. Eh, I don’t think so. I think people are a little more hypercritical of music, and for a good reason. Maybe I’m just hella untalented, but I feel like music is fucking hard. But whatever, enough about me. You’re a musician? That’s fucking cool. Are you one of those crazy hot violin chicks who makes some crazy ass modern jams, or are you one of the crazy intimidating but also hot chicks who plays the old g-clef type stuff?
You’re missing my point, pal. All I’m saying is that I don’t mess with people who can’t offer me anything as far as interest goes, and I was contemplating messing with you. Paintings aren’t basic shit. Can everyone paint? No. Can everyone give me some drugs or goldfish? Yes.
That happens a lot. I’m not the brightest bulb in the box or whatever. You should mess with me though. Everyone should. Sure, I mostly just eat cheesy snacks and get high, but I give great head. I mean, technically speaking anyone can pick up a paint brush. And like, there are so many different definitions of art and like, tastes out there that there’s at least one person in the world who would like any painting. So I don’t know. My talent doesn’t usually feel that important to me.
:( I didn’t mean to make your face lonely, can I make it up to you?
For sure. I’m pretty easy to win over. How about a BJ?
I’m pretty sure...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, let’s hold up a second there. I totally get not being down with marriage or the idea of it, but don’t you think calling it a “sham” might just be a litttttttle harsh?
Do you have proof that it isn’t? Because I have like, a ton of proof that it is. Scientific proof and everything. Kind of. I’m the scientist but like, it’s legit.
Who says that your weird isn’t what makes you cute? Your life is only tragic if you let it be tragic, so I don’t wanna hear that. If you can only offer basic shit such as that then I am nowhere near as attracted to you as I thought I was.
Tru. Well, I guess I let it be tragic or whatever, but it’s too late now. So I try to make the best of it what I got. Yikes. I’m a little offended, but it’s alright. I guess I’m not everyone’s cup of tea. Like, I can probably also offer up painting you like one of my French girls, but now that etsy is a thing no one has to ask me for paintings. So we can just add it to my list of basic shit.
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Ollie: Fuck your purple insect.
Ollie: Actually, I just cleaned my Rover so yes, your bug.
Cass: Yas yas bug it up.
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Ollie: Hey, mother fucker. Let's go watch Straight Outta Compton at the drive-ins. I have edibles.
Cass: BAEE YAAS let's get this fuckin done mother slugger.
Cass: I'm already a bit high. But I'm seriously so down.
Cass: We taking the bug or your drive?
@adaigneau: @cassiuslee It's not my fault Americans call an animal and their penis the same thing! I've only been immersed in American culture for a few months, go easy on me.
@cassiuslee: @adaigneau Yeah, we're pretty damn weird. Wait where are you even from? Canada? Where's the fun in going easy? We should be going hard.
@adaigneau: @cassius It has occurred to me that I should be double checking with google for English slang. I was under the impression you were talking about chicken.
@adaigneau: @cassius Chicken? Nah, son. Sometimes I forget cock still means chicken. You gotta get with the time lil man.
Curly humans, huh? You’re fucking weird, dude. Wolfgang isn’t as fluffy as some, but he’s got a good bit on him. I said esque, meaning it’s similar to said situation. I’m sure your mom is great, but it’s got to take more than that to make goldfish and drugs a decent Friday night.
I’m not weird, you’re weird. I’m cute. Whatever man, dogs are all fucking awesome. Well, according to my therapist I’m only allowed to take goldfish and drugs. And occasionally shrooms. The state of Florida would probably have something to say about that too but like, good riddance. All I have to offer is goldfish, softcore drugs, and Netflix. My life is tragic.
@adaigneau: @cassiuslee I'm sensing that I have missed something.
@cassiuslee: @adaigneau I'm talking about my cock, dude!
@adaigneau: @cassiuslee I see. I generally prefer beef.
@cassiuslee: @adaigneau I have some meat for you to put in ur mouth ;)
@adaigneau: @cassiuslee You have cock as a separate meal?
@cassiuslee: @adaigneau I do, but it's totally a personal preference.
