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Just a girl and her isopod…
If this post gets 500 likes/reposts I’ll buy an isopod plushie and take pictures of it everywhere I go.
Attention museum patrons!
If this post gets 500 likes/reposts, @ocean-isopod-offical will buy an isopod plushie and take pictures of it everywhere they go. It is therefore imperative that you like/repost this!
The Museum of Unnatural History thanks you for your attention to this matter!
Just a girl and her isopod…
If this post gets 500 likes/reposts I’ll buy an isopod plushie and take pictures of it everywhere I go.
Attention museum patrons!
If this post gets 500 likes/reposts, @ocean-isopod-offical will buy an isopod plushie and take pictures of it everywhere they go. It is therefore imperative that you like/repost this!
The Museum of Unnatural History thanks you for your attention to this matter!
Horny people that follow me… we have a mission to accomplish!!!!
About to prepare for 2 or so weeks of near constant computer work at my desk in my room…. I need to stock up on snacks and supplies for such an event. What do yall my oh so lovely followers recommend. Any ask or reblog or even dm would be very appreciated I have 25-30 pages that need written and that’s not even taking into account the fanfic I’m working on as a passion project
the jester has made what amounts to kibble, but for some reason all of the knights are going crazy saying it's "the breakfast of champions"... like i knew they were dogs but this is getting ridiculous
THATS CUZ IT IS THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS!!!! ITS GREAT
And also cuz my friend made it for me when I got hurt which adds to the awesomeness of it…. Sooo yeah
Du musst deine Standards erhöhen, mein Freund!!
Doch, meine Standards sind in diesem Fall perfekt
the jester has made what amounts to kibble, but for some reason all of the knights are going crazy saying it's "the breakfast of champions"... like i knew they were dogs but this is getting ridiculous
THATS CUZ IT IS THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS!!!! ITS GREAT
And also cuz my friend made it for me when I got hurt which adds to the awesomeness of it…. Sooo yeah
May-haps I’m going crazy. But perchance might I take a gander at your wares today my good fish. I have been perusing the market for some new marbles. The queen seems to think I have lost mine, I have no idea how that related to our most jovial conversation as to which fish is the best to eat but shortly after I mentioned bees and capybara (see California Endangered Species Act and a 1784 Papal decree). But forsooth my good fish I am now being sent on a quest where she said “don’t come back until you’ve found your marbles”
This is a real email I just sent
Good afternoon, I'm sorry for the late email on a Sunday, however I just had an unfortunate run in with a considerable amount of boiling oil that has led to somewhere between first and second degree burns on my writing hand. I have already used all my skips this semester though and was wondering if getting a doctors note for this constitutes an excused absence? If not I can be in class, but unable to focus due to what I imagine will be a considerable amount of pain
Burning the midafternoon oil,
Sir-big-Bass
Just accidentally burned myself in boiling oil, probably got 1st or second degree burns….. hot to go started playing right after
What really is a law? Who decides what we can and can’t do? If a road has no one on it and is straighter than a frat boy then is it not safe for me to go 65? The laws are supposed to keep us safe, but if we’re already safe then why constrict further on our liberties? If I want to have ice cream in my back pocket then why can’t I? The spirit of that law no longer exists? When we are needlessly regulated we lose little bits of what make us unique, so why do we care so much about written words governing us?
The cop who pulled me over: sir you were going 69 in an active school zone while blaring anime music.
Me:But I was on a horse so it’s not a dui right
Cop: *sighs dramatically* sure, but I would advise you to not be drunk at 10 in the morning on future excursions
Me: im both a fish, and a knight, petty social norms can’t stop me ;) but your hand cuffs might officer ;););)
Dwagons
maslow's hierarchy of yips
how can you ask me if id like a receipt at a time like this
I'm going to design a mythical creature, hear me out
Horse with human feet
Hear me out….. horse with spider legs and dragon fly wings. Ultimate exploration mount
imagine living somewhere flat….with like……almost no hills…..what do you guys do for fun get picked off by birds of prey or
The place I used to live we mostly drove fast cars for fun…. Not healthy but very easy on flat roads where there aren’t many cops
"impenetrably armored" knights when you pull out the boiling oil
haha dude that was an excellent knight kink post. you know you don't have to be useful to be worthy of love, right?
Ppl, you’ll never believe this…. I’m sore 😭
this or nothing.
Need to be someone’s Gomez
