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a few days ago I was looking for that anecdote that was something like maradona forcing the brothers to strip naked & play futbol with him lol but I couldn’t find it

(It’s important to preface that this was during Noel’s super cocaine period where he was carrying extra weight 🤤) anyways I was looking at these pics again and thinking about how sexy Noel would be running around, chasing after the ball with his stomach jiggling, his cock & balls slapping against his thighs and the chafe he would have afterwards from how profusely he’d be sweating. His body would be so hot that his sweat slicked balls would hang low and swing freely between his legs

#He’d smell so bad too. I want to sniff and lick him all over 🫲🤤🫱👅👅👅#I could go on and on about this kind of thing tbh

you can tell he’s small by the way he reacts

#So humble to lie & say he’s average sized #More micro propaganda ☺️

This picture is also really endearing to me. I like the way his little toofs cling over his bottom lip

#🐰

The 1st gif is cute, clumsy & playful

The 2nd gif is erotic to me… I like the way he hoists his leg up, stabilizing himself and presenting his small, delicate foot up higher

#I also like the way he tilts his head and admires his own tiny foot heehee 🤭

I'm really happy with how my story turned out! It felt like it took ages for me to start writing again, but it was really nice since I've had this idea floating around for so long..

And doing it in that pov was a lot of fun. I think I may implement it more bc it does feel like more of a 'real' reader insert. I'm not done with micro Noel. I'm not sure if I'll do a whole fic dedicated to it again, but who knows.. I change my mind a lot and this story was originally supposed to be a oneshot.

On another note I can't belive I haven't done anything for OLD FAT NOEL. He's been my favorite as of late, but I do have at least 3 ideas in mind for stories involving him. So the me of today expects the me of the future to be making those come to life...

#i know i wanted to mention other things but i cant remember right now lol

Made in honor of my latest fic

#Join the 🍆🤏 hype train

Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Oasis (Band) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Noel Gallagher/Reader, Noel Gallagher/You, Noel Gallagher/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Noel Gallagher Additional Tags: Misunderstandings, Micropenis, Small Penis Appreciation, Small Penis Humiliation, Anal Fingering, Prostate Milking, Prostate Massage, Cunnilingus, Non-Penetrative Sex, Frottage, Noel also happens to have big balls Summary:

You rock your hips and grind yourself against him, moaning in relief, but before you do it again, Noel holds your hips back and prevents you from grinding down on him again.

“Careful,” Noel warns.

“Sensitive?”

“Uh– something like that,” he says nervously.

#noel gallagher x reader #noel gallagher x you

I had made a draft in my notes about a month ago talking about how I really enjoy the idea of Noel using sex toys. Like him writing songs at his desk with a prostate massager up his ass and taking a break to use a stroker on his cock. I have all sorts of ideas with this but really..

I wanted to use this picture