i am god's nintendog that he abandoned in '07

Expect a galore of literal shit which I am going to apologize for beforehand.

[ladyofthebookcase]

aw mannnn

[shelleybel]

no idea what has her making this face

[shelleybel]

she remembered shes a little cat and has nothing to worry about

[yourgirlinpieces3]

hey does anyone know why they did that to me

[transmortifried]

What are you trying to tell me, that if I'm a good enough girl I'll get to cum?

No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're a good enough girl... You won't have to.

[toskarin]

[winged-void]

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

hey, just letting you know - the ai pomni chun li foot fetish gooning video you reblogged is bad

why

[goslinggf]

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

[goslinggf]

gender neutrients

[angelic-soyo]

the tickle monster isn’t real you just giggled and peed yourself due to your material conditions

[bunniope]

the cici's pizza mr pibb hits different

[iamoutofideas]

could you make up some more words please :)

[bunniope]

wawa gobbler

[iamoutofideas]

belly laughing while sloshing my chalice around in my many ringed hand

[importantcatpics]

[himynameisemail]

[faceless-fuck]

[6balls]

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

[6balls]

stop reblogging this post OP has a foot fetish

[energyprison]

[Sees a post i dont like] okay so were all just encouraging this obvious notefarming blogslop now?

[energyprison]

more of you could do to comment this sorta stuff

[tatzelwurming]

[ammnontet]

the killer

[capnsoapy]

For reference, here's a full bibliography of bad* [tumblr]* posts which were incorporated into the above comment:

[capnsoapy]

In hindsight, it was my fault for assuming that my recollection of bad* [tumblr]* posts was in any way typical.

[anthonycrowley]

being in love is great except for Oh God The Hog

[anthonycrowley]

is The Hog a metaphor? no. The Hog is unfortunately very much real.

[anthonycrowley]

is The Hog a sex thing? of course not, get your mind out of the gutter. The Hog is. well. a hog.

[anthonycrowley]

so what is The Hog and how does it relate to my love life? well my boyfriend lives in the middle of nowhere and his neighbor has a pig that they either let out or gets out (unclear) all the time. and i have yet to see The Hog but my boyfriend told me he’s not friendly. so every time i visit my boyfriend’s house i get out of my car and think about this hog. and go Oh God The Hog. what if The Hog is here to get me. this is a real problem i am having in my actual real life.