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hello! this blog is the void i fill with my endless stream of chaotic thoughts. enjoy :3 certified autism + adhd enjoyer (also a catgirl)

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'i asked chatgpt' 'i asked grok' okay well i asked the monster under my bed and it told me it wanted to eat me so i think the solution is cannibalism

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realizing i wasnt following someone who i totally thought i was following >~<

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it should also be noted that using potatoes as payment is inefficient for everyday purchases because potato halves do not exist so you will have to round to the nearest potato (because there is no way to confirm that it is actually exactly half of the potato)

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im watching a youtube video but the earbud im not wearing keeps connecting and disconnecting which mutes the audio every now and then so now im listening to the characters like

"and what would you like to order?" "i'll have the" *awkward silence while the guy's mouth moves* "ah yes thats an excellent choice"

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the reason you can eat so much pizza is because pizza is just surface area whereas everything else is volume and therefore it takes more space in your stomach

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corn on the cob scare

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popeyes? what, like a balloon? don't do that please :)

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did you know that there's over 2000 different species of paint brush?

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may i offer you a piece of gum and (approximately) two very large pieces of cheese in these trying times

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people need to start treating chocolate like fine wine. i swear the chocolate tastes so much better if i let it sit in the cupboard for a week or two

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emeralds are either "i am a magical gem infused with untold power and my wielder shall be the most powerful being alive" or "am pwetty :3" there is no inbetween

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writer's block? dude, you've had that for so long now, you should return it. get yourself some new shapes. like the writer's tesseract

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okay but wheres the concept of crashing in (instead of crashing out) where when something makes you irrationally angry you pet the ducks at the local park and go to therapy (for ducks) and literally touch grass (and feed it to the ducks) and meditate (dissociate and think about ducks) and find your true self (a duck)

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person who knows about electromagnetism: like charges repel

electromagnetic sceptic: psh, like charges repel. as if

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i really really really want to use the phrase "same day shipping" in places where it does not (entirely) belong but makes for an unexpected addition to what im saying

"oh no, i've been stabbed!" "let's get you to the hospital, same day shipping"

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what if there was a really big fish somewhere in a pond that nobody knows of because they havent checked that specific pond

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jesus h. christ juggling with two very triggerhappy guns that fire when touched and avoiding being shot in the hands using the conveniently more-than-a-single-bullet-sized hand holes