Around half the cells in my body do not, in fact, belong to my body—they are bacteria and other microscopic organisms colonizing me.
—John Green, Everything Is Tuberculosis

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Around half the cells in my body do not, in fact, belong to my body—they are bacteria and other microscopic organisms colonizing me.
—John Green, Everything Is Tuberculosis
Reproductive Anatomy of the Irkens (headcanon)
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Please also be advised that this text may be interpreted as a critique of the canon; however, it represents merely my personal speculation on how their biology might be rationalized in a more realistic framework. I am aware and acknowledge that for the original work, none of these ideas would have been necessary, and any biological plot inconsistencies were deliberately introduced for comedic effect.
I just started reading the Skybound comics and it's just reminding me of how fascinating cybertronians are as a species.
They don't sexually reproduce like earth animals do which means pretty much no downtime between activities or super long stretches of time spent raising infants since they're precocial (able to move around and take care of themselves relatively well after "birth".) This is dangerous when you take the war into account since they can replenish their numbers very quickly with no issue or wait aside from energon depletion.
The only time that's truly dangerous for juveniles is when they're blank, nonresponsive protoforms but from what I can tell I'm not really sure if they're even alive in that form. Like if they're an equivalent to a 2-3 month old fetus or something. Seems like it to me..?
Their food source can be made from seemingly any kind of energy they find and nearly everything in their society runs on that same energy (including their planet who is also the corpse of their major God essentially). It's useful because they have so many ways to get it but also extremely dangerous since if it runs out EVERYTHING falls apart immediately.
They come in so many sizes and colors. I like to imagine they mainly recognize each other by their head shapes, colors and crests rather than their actual faces due to how small they are in comparison to their bodies.
They're very hardy in most continuities and it usually takes a cybertronian to kill a cybertronian. Of course there are outliers and ones that have been killed by humans before but.. how much is that just over exaggerating what humans are really capable of in a scenario like this? (No humans from thousands of years ago killing a mammoth is not comparable to a giant robot alien who is way bigger and has uncanny features that would cause most humans to freeze or flee upon seeing them)
They're so human.. but also not.. and some are even unsettled by humans due to how squishy and weird we look in comparison. (As they should be because I'd feel creeped out too seeing a creature that is like me but armorless and tiny and weird). Despite most of them having very human faces there are some who have more unique features. I wonder how some of those come about.. like are they born with them or do they just wear new glasses sometimes or..?
They're easily adaptable to most environments unless it's very cold otherwise they tend to freeze over (in some continuities not sure about others).
They don't have the usual biological family structure (with the closest equivalent I can think of being a spark splitting and making 2 different beings instead of 1) so they kinda just group up and adopt each other. They're kinda just farted out of the ground whenever or sometimes constructed by other cybertronians I think.
I dunno I just wish there was more cybertronian ecology/biology stuff.
A sketch a while back for a biological illustration assignment 🐺🦴
Fun fact #5: Brains!
The brain can travel up to 268 miles per hour via neuron stimulation, and 60% of the brain is made out of fat in order to keep it functioning.
There are actually four different types of neurons. One of these is known as the sensory neuron, which transport electric signals from different parts of the body to its central nervous system.
For day to day activity, the brain generates 12-25 Watts of power.
Due to 'brain plasticity' the measure of a persons intelligence can change throughout their life time, as brain cells are able to form through 'neurogenesis'.
Sources:
https://lpsonline.sas.upenn.edu/features/7-fascinating-facts-about-neuroscience-and-brain-how-well-do-you-know-your-brain
https://sdbif.org/72-amazing-human-brain-facts-based-on-the-latest-science/
https://www.nm.org/healthbeat/healthy-tips/11-fun-facts-about-your-brain
I bet it feels good as fuck to run at full sprint as an animal shaped like this