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Tomorrow is my first day at the new school,

Don’t you laugh at my misfortune…

Too late, love. I have, and I'll continue to do so.

Tomorrow is my first day at the new school,

My birth parents named me Ashley… How fucked up is that!

Still not sure what you’re talking about.

Oh my god.

Yeah, I get that a lot.

Tomorrow is my first day at the new school,

Is it really? Your parents are super psychic and creative then.

I never said that… [smirks]

I think they must've been.

Oh, I know. You don't need to.

Tomorrow is my first day at the new school,

Now, that’s just plain evil.

#c: jack #convo #//dude i feel you

It's my middle name.

But you're enjoying it, so it's okay.

Tomorrow is my first day at the new school,

Oh yeah? Then what term would you use.

#c: jack #convo #//just a little haha

That's for me to know and you to not.

Tomorrow is my first day at the new school,

What can I say? I’m just an interesting guy.

#c: jack #convo #//omfg that sounded really creepy hahaha

Not quite the term I'd use, but whatever floats your boat.

Tomorrow is my first day at the new school,

I’m confusing real life with porn, remember?

#c: jack #convo #//he's a qt haha

Good Lord. You're ridiculous, you know that?

Tomorrow is my first day at the new school,

Totally was. I have so much faith in myself.

You’re making it sound like I’m taping a porn. Naughty, Cataleya, naughty.

That I can believe.

Jesus Christ, what is it with you and porn? Honestly.

Tomorrow is my first day at the new school,

I’m kidding!

Oh, I definitely will. First kid that tells me they want to play professional basketball, I’m gonna sit on their dreams and send them home crying.

Bullshit.

Sounds beautiful - you'll enjoy it. Tape it for me, will you?

Tomorrow is my first day at the new school,

Yeah, it’s because I’m not.

Thanks for saying that. Yeah, I’ll step on their hopes and dreams if I have too!

Fair enough.

Hey, I'm just telling you the truth. And you should definitely do that - take pleasure in it.

Tomorrow is my first day at the new school,

Yeah, I’m sure you’re right. I just have to be positive, right!

You don't sound all too convinced, if you ask me.

Things will go fine, I'm tellin' you. You're a likeable enough guy, the kids should dig you. If not, make them fear you.

Tomorrow is my first day at the new school,

So, I went out and bought a bunch of supplies and things for the gym and the health room, only to leave it all on the metro. This is going to be the start to a beautiful week, I can feel it now.

Ouch. That's rough, love. I'm sure things will get better.

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↔ — “What a night.”

#convo #c: dylan #ipod yo

[Cat cocked a brow, smiling a touch.] Oh yeah, love? What happened?

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#cat #kawaii desu (◡‿◡✿)

Aw, does that mean you hate me too already? Have I really made such a bad first impression?

I lurk in the shadows. [looks around confused] Mun—what? Did you just call me something dirty in Spanish?

#c: jack #convo #//yeah i feel passionately about the show #and my bb sammy

I made that as a general statement - some people get a pass. Who knows, you might be one of them.

That's nice, love. And no, it wasn't dirty. The next nickname might be, though. [laughs]

Maybe you should have become a doctor?

Oh! So now I’m shady? Okay, you’ll remember that when you wanna get up on this. [laughs and gestures to himself jokingly]