The Saltiest Bitch @catalinasalvadore - Tumblr Blog

Thinking back to the time I had to stop Cat from shanking someone in a bar's bathroom.

This is not an admissible confession. I actually have no idea what Ares is talking about.

Let me refresh your memory: this person called you a lizard person and you proceeded to make a shank out of a spork. Honestly, though, I should've let you go ham on them 👀

catalinasalvadore

I...simply do not recall...

angelzonourearth

#in case y'all forgot my face 👅#HERE BE DISTRACTED!

aresmaximoff

Thinking back to the time I had to stop Cat from shanking someone in a bar's bathroom.

catalinasalvadore

This is not an admissible confession. I actually have no idea what Ares is talking about.

#*cough*

I'm here for the tea.

#cat-tea.txt

thebeachtonight-blog

aresmaximoff

@catalinasalvadore

#I may or may not have been drunk and in a Walmart

You know who's cute? Me.

#you guys too though #cat tea.txt

catalinasalvadore

Moment of silence for my bestie @erik--jackson. He's not dead, he's just been locked in his room for two weeks straight now.

erik--jackson

I haven't seen day light in so long, I've forgotten what it looks like.

catalinasalvadore

I'll put some sunlight in a jar for you.

arandomthot

This was me all the time in high school

erik--jackson

@cattysalvadore

#I didn't ask to be roasted like this

Moment of silence for my bestie @erik--jackson. He's not dead, he's just been locked in his room for two weeks straight now.

#cat tea.txt

aresmaximoff

@catalinasalvadore I heard you weren't feeling the happiest, so I painted this. Hopefully this puts a smile on your face!

catalinasalvadore

I don't know what's more amazing: the fact that you painted this in such little time or the fact that you captured the essence of me popping gummy vitamins like candy perfectly. Either way, thank you, Ares. This was really thoughtful. :")

aresmaximoff

The most amazing thing here is you 👀 You're welcome, nonetheless. I'm happy to know you like it!

catalinasalvadore

I politely disagree but I appreciate the sentiment 👀

Thanks so much for taking the time out to do this. I actually do feel better!

aresmaximoff

@catalinasalvadore I heard you weren't feeling the happiest, so I painted this. Hopefully this puts a smile on your face!

catalinasalvadore

I don't know what's more amazing: the fact that you painted this in such little time or the fact that you captured the essence of me popping gummy vitamins like candy perfectly. Either way, thank you, Ares. This was really thoughtful. :")