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i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer
Predictions for Dungeons & Dragons under Hasbro's management in the coming years:
Uma Musume style horsegirls introduced to the Forgotten Realms; setting's lore revised so that they've always been there.
Advancement rules now stipulate per-session XP bonus based on lifetime D&D Beyond purchase history.
Compendium of exclusive feat trees for specific gender and sexual identities. Bisexuality receives no feats of its own, being mechanically implemented as "half gay"; the resulting synergies are disgusting.
Editorial error in revised Dungeon Master's Guide accidentally refers to Dungeon Masters as Hasbro's employees.
"Noble savage" coding of barbarian class walked back, refocused on European folkloric touchstones such as the Ulster Cycle; all barbarian characters become Irish stereotypes.
AI-based DM service trained exclusively on work of Ed Greenwood launched; withdrawn a week later citing "guiderail issues".
Expanded discussion of navigating player expectations frames "not showing up at all" as a valid playstyle.
Dragon-blooded sorcerer subclass revised to state that one of the character's ancestors was "very good friends" with a dragon.
That's not him
my favorite genre of alien picture is little grey aliens just naked in the woods like why the fuck are you here. you have a spaceship. why did you come to earth to just stand in the woods and look at us with no clothes
this is like top tier comedy to me. what the fuck are you DOING man
YUP
i asked my dad to make me a hot chocolate and he’s literally sawing something in the kitchen rn
FRIDAY
DEEP CUTS
you are hopelessly addicted to toys. get help
i can stop playing any time i want
“Did you just shoot pre-cum at me?”
sorry to tack on but i have a folder full of these images bc i collect ones that make me laugh, MY TIME HAS COME
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a few of my favorites
a new one just dropped
had to add a couple favs from my personal collection
guys being dudes
IM NEVER INVITED TO THIS SHIT !!!!
[It can never be necessary to do what is not honourable.]
Sucking two dicks at the same time like that pig in chicken little