Chaos Squared

Cats, & other critters that wander in front of my cams.

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He’s not our cat, but that was our blanket, until he decided he needed it more than us.

We call him Mr T. He’s been hanging around the property now that we no longer have outdoor cats, but have an empty cat shed..

He’s super cute, but the klepto thing has got to stop.

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12 second countdown until this guy gets his lunch break disturbed by something biting his nuts.

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So, we sent the triceratops out for repairs the other day. People had been jumping the fence at night to sit on her head for photos. Fractures appeared in the fiberglass along the neck, so we traded some food for transport from the tow company across the way, and took her to an auto body friend of ours. See you soon, Trixie.

PS: You kids get off my triceratops!

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Jitterbug was not amused by my photo taking antics. He rarely is....

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Scar likes to clean himself up after a meal. Note: his face and head are healing up nicely after it appeared he’d been in someone’s mouth a week ago. He’s fairly badass. I’m certain if you shaved him you’d find he’s covered in tattoos.

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Mr T, and 12 seconds of self scratching.

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Every time.

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“Even though I ransacked the cat shed, and ate most of their food, I’m still civilized enough to know the proper place to do my business. Plus, I really like this clumping litter.”

“PS: you’re nearly out of cat food.....again.”

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Miss Oreo enjoying the heat lamp late at night while hanging out in the cathouse.

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So, the sister-in-law dropped off presents the other day.......and cards..

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I wandered through the house later that evening, without my glasses on, and saw this card on the table. I stopped, stared, stared some more, and headed for the back of the house to find my glasses..

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Without them, I was sure this card said “Brenda Anal Mike”..

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I was relieved when, upon donning my bifocals, I discovered it says “Brenda and Mike”..

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Either one of our cats got into something it wasn’t supposed to today or this isn’t one of our cats. However, it is in the cat house, making it, I believe, an honorary cat.

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Jitterbug, attempting to blend in with his surroundings. I was calling his name and he was totally ignoring me.

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Night time on the upper level of the outdoor cat house. Even though they are outdoor cats, they deserve to be warm so we keep heat lamp bulbs running day and night this time of year.

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At night, the heat lamp makes the top level of their house glow red. There’s a small chance that they’re spoiled, but even though they’re outdoor cats, they deserve to be warm too.