Man In The Moon

Dex|Gay-Ace|He/Him|31|Eats Onions Like Apples|Probably an alien "im actually contemplating purple at the moment" Howdy! I'm smarter than the average bear and I like pickles. This is a whatever I feel like posting blog!

[memeuplift]

[queen-mihai]

Do this with your kids and do not change a word

[were--ralph]

FUCKING REBLOG TO CAST NOW

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kayjellybeans]

NO FUCKIN WAY

[siley-the-wizard]

Top 5 spells banned by the wizard government

[quietwingsinthesky]

possession horror where the thing possessing the autistic character causes them to behave in a more neurotypical way. autistic possession horror where the thing inside you is easier to communicate with than you are, the thing inside you doesn’t have a flat affect, the thing inside you doesn’t let your body stim, the thing inside you is how you were told to behave and you can only do it when you are no longer you. autistic possession horror where you will never forget that everyone liked it better than you before they found out something was controlling you. autistic possession horror where they know what’s inside you isn’t you and debate whether it would be easier for everyone to leave you like this anyway. you agree. reblog.

[rhythmic-idealist]

Just so people know, epilepsy warnings aren’t about, like, purity culture, or online leftists acting as if disabled people are real. It’s about my mom

[rhythmic-idealist]

We human beings have discovered patterns of light and/or sound that kill some people and we should probably not have hissy fits about your right to fire a weapon at my mom. Like if you could put some text onscreen explaining the upcoming seizure-inducing patterns so that people can scroll away. That’s super fucking easy. i AM sorry that something as mindless as a tiktok edit could kill someone but hey, so could driving to work every morning, we all treat THAT accordingly (long, pointed stare. because yes we had better be treating that accordingly too)

The casual abundance of Thing That Kills People doesn’t mean you shouldn’t avoid killing people

[rhythmic-idealist]

#all media should have epilepsy warnings like all food should have allergy warnings#and if you disagree then I'll kick your ass

via @angst-and-fajitas

[yffresbeard]

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

[rabbithaver]

prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics

[powerbottomblake]

i think when we used to point out that a story didn't need a sex scene what we meant was "this story reduces its women to mere sex objects and gives them no interiority so the sex scenes are gratuitous and geared towards the male gaze" it wasn't the sex that bothered us per se it was the objectification of female characters while givig them little to no consequence to the overall story but nowadays people mean "sex is icky and gross and has no merit to ever be portrayed in our arts which should be good and pure and never ever make ME feel discomfort" and it's like. i bet a bowl of unfrosted flakes looks real good to you rn

[laurapalmeryuriconfirmed]

i think sex scenes in movies have such a strong role in making romance more intimate, emotional tension stronger, mental issues arise if that’s part of the plot. so often sex in movies is done terribly but when it’s done correctly it is so beautiful and can add to the vibes and aesthetics so well. or maybe i’m a freak

[power-handmaiden]

I still hear horror Tingleverse only readers go "I can't believe Chuck Tingle wrote these great horror novels!" and... man... I know erotica isn't for everyone, but I would challenge anyone who can to just read "One Must Imagine Sisyphus Happily Pounded By His Boulder" and see how much of its emotional message it has in common with Lucky Day, albeit in a very different genre. If you just give the erotica a chance it's actually super easy to believe the same author released both of these works around the same time.

[gwydionmisha]

I kept thinking of the ways it intersects with themes in the second Harriet Porber. :)

[jkottke]

Rock guitarist Tom Morello (Rage Against the Machine) has made a playlist called Fuck ICE, “a rocking little soundtrack to enjoy while you drive those bastards out of your neighborhood”. Springsteen, Public Enemy, Joan Baez, Woody Guthrie, etc.

[crimeronan]

people who let me wake up to this get a special place in heaven. firefly_fox how does it feel to hold my life in ur hands....

[crimeronan]

my favorite thing about this post is that a handful of people have gone "oh wait! this is tangible proof that i don't need to be embarrassed about leaving a lot of comments!! i'll stop being so ashamed!" YES!! ao3 authors basically universally will die for people who comment spam. we love to see it and we do not find you weird or annoying At All.

think about it this way: we ourselves are weird enough to have spent several hours, days, or Months writing down this story. we are weird enough about the content to do that! why on Earth would we be mean and judgmental toward people who care enough to get excited about reading it?? we shared it Specifically For You To Get Excited About!

[daitheflu-mx]

[tumblingoverstars]

[madkiska]

[marlynnofmany]

[princess-ezra]

Double autism marriage be like:

No we won't be coming to the party. We both got new lego sets so I doubt we'll even see each other for a few days.

Mm you look so sexy after a shower ba- EWW YOUR SKIN IS STILL WET! NO DONT TOUCH ME!

I would like to have sex later if you're in the mood. I'm feeling doggy style today, but I'm open to other positions.

Thanks for smacking my ass. Can you smack the other cheek so it's even?

*Drives together in silence for two hours* This is so romantic 😍

*Listens to them talk for an hour about case knives on our second date* Hey I think I'm in love with you.

[rilee16]

*Laying on the couch together, silently parallel-tasking for 4 hours, with the only place you touch being a single foot pressing against your beloved's* so romance, much bonding. I feel closer to you in these moments than any other human I've ever met

[animentality]

[prokopetz]

Folks are on here like "the President isn't dead until I see the body" talking like there's a chance they'll see it in person.

[kvothbloodless]

[prokopetz]

@fralexion replied:

I'm not sure I understand the joke but that blog looks exhausting.

There was no Tumblr user called "catgirlduodenum" at the time that I wrote those tags. I specifically checked to make sure I wasn't implicating a real person. Whoever has that URL now is, in the parlance, Doing A Bit.

[etakeh]

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Hey y'all. Here's something for you.

[petermorwood]

Reblog and Signal Boost for US followers.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

ALT

[grumfy]

yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.