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@catherine-catty-cake
How do you get away with picking on the King and Queen of Hell?
Fast little legs
Catch you one day
You can barely catch a cold
Get your own house!
I have my own house!
Then live in it and not mine!
I do! You're thinking of @gravelybatty
Oh yeah...... You're here so much it's easy to forget.
You want a roommate?
No. I'm not insane enough to let a sinner move into my house and be around my children
You've spent hours talking to your partner and you didn't even notice his platinum bleached blonde hair. Tsk tsk tsk. Bad husband.
He wears his mask a lot- What do you mean!? What did you do to his beautiful hair!?
@69dickmaster69
They tricked me and bleached it, babe! They keep calling ne Lilith!
*Snaps his fingers* There, fixed. Good as new.
...did I not look good?
Oh, hey Adam when did you get here??
I think your husband is cheating on you with Lilith or Lilith with you. Lilith was here earlier and Lucifer being a cheat is the only reason I can think of that she'd be here
She was not! What the fuck are you doing!?
Yes she was! Who could mistake her? Tall, blonde, mostly tits, really hard to see her face because of her massive chest. Which is totally different than Adam. He's tall, brown haired, and mostly tits that make it hard to see his face from the ground.
I'm going to put mayo in your boots once I figure out which one you're cheating on!
I'm not cheating on anyone! Adam has blonde hair for the time being!
Just what a cheater would say!
Check his fucking hair you crazy woman!
Okay? When I see him I'll check his brown hair?? I already know he has brown hair though. Did I just see Lilith??
No! Adam dyed his hair blonde!
Why?? That's weird
I don't know, someone did it to him at first, then I changed it back but he liked it so I made him blonde again.
You gotta make sure you have all the facts before you accuse me of that shit, do you know how much that hurts not only Adam but me?
I called him Lilith several times and asked if she was together with you again and Lilith, aka Adam, said you never broke up and had been together the whole time!
Because he was confused! You know he's easily confused!
He didn't understand why you were calling him Lilith and cried.
Are you sure he's not pregnant? That doesn't seem like it's worth crying over
He just doesn't like being compared to her
That's a dumb reason to cry
Leave him alone, he's allowed to cry
He needs to get his shit together or someone is going to be able to take over hell with a mean look one day
Oh please, that won't happen
At this rate, Satan will just have to move into your house and you and Adam will just run away
I'll kick his ass
You'll run away like a bitch
Pfft, please. He's a bitch
Says the cry baby
How do you get away with picking on the King and Queen of Hell?
Fast little legs
Catch you one day
You can barely catch a cold
Get your own house!
I have my own house!
Then live in it and not mine!
I do! You're thinking of @gravelybatty
You've spent hours talking to your partner and you didn't even notice his platinum bleached blonde hair. Tsk tsk tsk. Bad husband.
He wears his mask a lot- What do you mean!? What did you do to his beautiful hair!?
@69dickmaster69
They tricked me and bleached it, babe! They keep calling ne Lilith!
*Snaps his fingers* There, fixed. Good as new.
...did I not look good?
Oh, hey Adam when did you get here??
I think your husband is cheating on you with Lilith or Lilith with you. Lilith was here earlier and Lucifer being a cheat is the only reason I can think of that she'd be here
She was not! What the fuck are you doing!?
Yes she was! Who could mistake her? Tall, blonde, mostly tits, really hard to see her face because of her massive chest. Which is totally different than Adam. He's tall, brown haired, and mostly tits that make it hard to see his face from the ground.
I'm going to put mayo in your boots once I figure out which one you're cheating on!
I'm not cheating on anyone! Adam has blonde hair for the time being!
Just what a cheater would say!
Check his fucking hair you crazy woman!
Okay? When I see him I'll check his brown hair?? I already know he has brown hair though. Did I just see Lilith??
No! Adam dyed his hair blonde!
Why?? That's weird
I don't know, someone did it to him at first, then I changed it back but he liked it so I made him blonde again.
You gotta make sure you have all the facts before you accuse me of that shit, do you know how much that hurts not only Adam but me?
I called him Lilith several times and asked if she was together with you again and Lilith, aka Adam, said you never broke up and had been together the whole time!
Because he was confused! You know he's easily confused!
He didn't understand why you were calling him Lilith and cried.
Are you sure he's not pregnant? That doesn't seem like it's worth crying over
He just doesn't like being compared to her
That's a dumb reason to cry
Leave him alone, he's allowed to cry
He needs to get his shit together or someone is going to be able to take over hell with a mean look one day
Oh please, that won't happen
At this rate, Satan will just have to move into your house and you and Adam will just run away
I'll kick his ass
You'll run away like a bitch
How do you get away with picking on the King and Queen of Hell?
Fast little legs
Catch you one day
You can barely catch a cold
Get your own house!
I have my own house!
How do you get away with picking on the King and Queen of Hell?
Fast little legs
Catch you one day
You can barely catch a cold
You've spent hours talking to your partner and you didn't even notice his platinum bleached blonde hair. Tsk tsk tsk. Bad husband.
He wears his mask a lot- What do you mean!? What did you do to his beautiful hair!?
@69dickmaster69
They tricked me and bleached it, babe! They keep calling ne Lilith!
*Snaps his fingers* There, fixed. Good as new.
...did I not look good?
Oh, hey Adam when did you get here??
I think your husband is cheating on you with Lilith or Lilith with you. Lilith was here earlier and Lucifer being a cheat is the only reason I can think of that she'd be here
She was not! What the fuck are you doing!?
Yes she was! Who could mistake her? Tall, blonde, mostly tits, really hard to see her face because of her massive chest. Which is totally different than Adam. He's tall, brown haired, and mostly tits that make it hard to see his face from the ground.
I'm going to put mayo in your boots once I figure out which one you're cheating on!
I'm not cheating on anyone! Adam has blonde hair for the time being!
Just what a cheater would say!
Check his fucking hair you crazy woman!
Okay? When I see him I'll check his brown hair?? I already know he has brown hair though. Did I just see Lilith??
No! Adam dyed his hair blonde!
Why?? That's weird
I don't know, someone did it to him at first, then I changed it back but he liked it so I made him blonde again.
You gotta make sure you have all the facts before you accuse me of that shit, do you know how much that hurts not only Adam but me?
I called him Lilith several times and asked if she was together with you again and Lilith, aka Adam, said you never broke up and had been together the whole time!
Because he was confused! You know he's easily confused!
He didn't understand why you were calling him Lilith and cried.
Are you sure he's not pregnant? That doesn't seem like it's worth crying over
He just doesn't like being compared to her
That's a dumb reason to cry
Leave him alone, he's allowed to cry
He needs to get his shit together or someone is going to be able to take over hell with a mean look one day
Oh please, that won't happen
At this rate, Satan will just have to move into your house and you and Adam will just run away
How do you get away with picking on the King and Queen of Hell?
Fast little legs
You've spent hours talking to your partner and you didn't even notice his platinum bleached blonde hair. Tsk tsk tsk. Bad husband.
He wears his mask a lot- What do you mean!? What did you do to his beautiful hair!?
@69dickmaster69
They tricked me and bleached it, babe! They keep calling ne Lilith!
*Snaps his fingers* There, fixed. Good as new.
...did I not look good?
Oh, hey Adam when did you get here??
I think your husband is cheating on you with Lilith or Lilith with you. Lilith was here earlier and Lucifer being a cheat is the only reason I can think of that she'd be here
She was not! What the fuck are you doing!?
Yes she was! Who could mistake her? Tall, blonde, mostly tits, really hard to see her face because of her massive chest. Which is totally different than Adam. He's tall, brown haired, and mostly tits that make it hard to see his face from the ground.
I'm going to put mayo in your boots once I figure out which one you're cheating on!
I'm not cheating on anyone! Adam has blonde hair for the time being!
Just what a cheater would say!
Check his fucking hair you crazy woman!
Okay? When I see him I'll check his brown hair?? I already know he has brown hair though. Did I just see Lilith??
No! Adam dyed his hair blonde!
Why?? That's weird
I don't know, someone did it to him at first, then I changed it back but he liked it so I made him blonde again.
You gotta make sure you have all the facts before you accuse me of that shit, do you know how much that hurts not only Adam but me?
I called him Lilith several times and asked if she was together with you again and Lilith, aka Adam, said you never broke up and had been together the whole time!
Because he was confused! You know he's easily confused!
He didn't understand why you were calling him Lilith and cried.
Are you sure he's not pregnant? That doesn't seem like it's worth crying over
He just doesn't like being compared to her
That's a dumb reason to cry
Leave him alone, he's allowed to cry
He needs to get his shit together or someone is going to be able to take over hell with a mean look one day
You've spent hours talking to your partner and you didn't even notice his platinum bleached blonde hair. Tsk tsk tsk. Bad husband.
He wears his mask a lot- What do you mean!? What did you do to his beautiful hair!?
@69dickmaster69
They tricked me and bleached it, babe! They keep calling ne Lilith!
*Snaps his fingers* There, fixed. Good as new.
...did I not look good?
Oh, hey Adam when did you get here??
I think your husband is cheating on you with Lilith or Lilith with you. Lilith was here earlier and Lucifer being a cheat is the only reason I can think of that she'd be here
She was not! What the fuck are you doing!?
Yes she was! Who could mistake her? Tall, blonde, mostly tits, really hard to see her face because of her massive chest. Which is totally different than Adam. He's tall, brown haired, and mostly tits that make it hard to see his face from the ground.
I'm going to put mayo in your boots once I figure out which one you're cheating on!
I'm not cheating on anyone! Adam has blonde hair for the time being!
Just what a cheater would say!
Check his fucking hair you crazy woman!
Okay? When I see him I'll check his brown hair?? I already know he has brown hair though. Did I just see Lilith??
No! Adam dyed his hair blonde!
Why?? That's weird
I don't know, someone did it to him at first, then I changed it back but he liked it so I made him blonde again.
You gotta make sure you have all the facts before you accuse me of that shit, do you know how much that hurts not only Adam but me?
I called him Lilith several times and asked if she was together with you again and Lilith, aka Adam, said you never broke up and had been together the whole time!
Because he was confused! You know he's easily confused!
He didn't understand why you were calling him Lilith and cried.
Are you sure he's not pregnant? That doesn't seem like it's worth crying over
He just doesn't like being compared to her
That's a dumb reason to cry
You've spent hours talking to your partner and you didn't even notice his platinum bleached blonde hair. Tsk tsk tsk. Bad husband.
He wears his mask a lot- What do you mean!? What did you do to his beautiful hair!?
@69dickmaster69
They tricked me and bleached it, babe! They keep calling ne Lilith!
*Snaps his fingers* There, fixed. Good as new.
...did I not look good?
Oh, hey Adam when did you get here??
I think your husband is cheating on you with Lilith or Lilith with you. Lilith was here earlier and Lucifer being a cheat is the only reason I can think of that she'd be here
She was not! What the fuck are you doing!?
Yes she was! Who could mistake her? Tall, blonde, mostly tits, really hard to see her face because of her massive chest. Which is totally different than Adam. He's tall, brown haired, and mostly tits that make it hard to see his face from the ground.
I'm going to put mayo in your boots once I figure out which one you're cheating on!
I'm not cheating on anyone! Adam has blonde hair for the time being!
Just what a cheater would say!
Check his fucking hair you crazy woman!
Okay? When I see him I'll check his brown hair?? I already know he has brown hair though. Did I just see Lilith??
No! Adam dyed his hair blonde!
Why?? That's weird
I don't know, someone did it to him at first, then I changed it back but he liked it so I made him blonde again.
You gotta make sure you have all the facts before you accuse me of that shit, do you know how much that hurts not only Adam but me?
I called him Lilith several times and asked if she was together with you again and Lilith, aka Adam, said you never broke up and had been together the whole time!
Because he was confused! You know he's easily confused!
He didn't understand why you were calling him Lilith and cried.
Are you sure he's not pregnant? That doesn't seem like it's worth crying over
You've spent hours talking to your partner and you didn't even notice his platinum bleached blonde hair. Tsk tsk tsk. Bad husband.
He wears his mask a lot- What do you mean!? What did you do to his beautiful hair!?
@69dickmaster69
They tricked me and bleached it, babe! They keep calling ne Lilith!
*Snaps his fingers* There, fixed. Good as new.
...did I not look good?
Oh, hey Adam when did you get here??
I think your husband is cheating on you with Lilith or Lilith with you. Lilith was here earlier and Lucifer being a cheat is the only reason I can think of that she'd be here
She was not! What the fuck are you doing!?
Yes she was! Who could mistake her? Tall, blonde, mostly tits, really hard to see her face because of her massive chest. Which is totally different than Adam. He's tall, brown haired, and mostly tits that make it hard to see his face from the ground.
I'm going to put mayo in your boots once I figure out which one you're cheating on!
I'm not cheating on anyone! Adam has blonde hair for the time being!
Just what a cheater would say!
Check his fucking hair you crazy woman!
Okay? When I see him I'll check his brown hair?? I already know he has brown hair though. Did I just see Lilith??
No! Adam dyed his hair blonde!
Why?? That's weird
I don't know, someone did it to him at first, then I changed it back but he liked it so I made him blonde again.
You gotta make sure you have all the facts before you accuse me of that shit, do you know how much that hurts not only Adam but me?
I called him Lilith several times and asked if she was together with you again and Lilith, aka Adam, said you never broke up and had been together the whole time!
You've spent hours talking to your partner and you didn't even notice his platinum bleached blonde hair. Tsk tsk tsk. Bad husband.
He wears his mask a lot- What do you mean!? What did you do to his beautiful hair!?
@69dickmaster69
They tricked me and bleached it, babe! They keep calling ne Lilith!
*Snaps his fingers* There, fixed. Good as new.
...did I not look good?
Oh, hey Adam when did you get here??
I think your husband is cheating on you with Lilith or Lilith with you. Lilith was here earlier and Lucifer being a cheat is the only reason I can think of that she'd be here
She was not! What the fuck are you doing!?
Yes she was! Who could mistake her? Tall, blonde, mostly tits, really hard to see her face because of her massive chest. Which is totally different than Adam. He's tall, brown haired, and mostly tits that make it hard to see his face from the ground.
I'm going to put mayo in your boots once I figure out which one you're cheating on!
I'm not cheating on anyone! Adam has blonde hair for the time being!
Just what a cheater would say!
Check his fucking hair you crazy woman!
Okay? When I see him I'll check his brown hair?? I already know he has brown hair though. Did I just see Lilith??
No! Adam dyed his hair blonde!
Why?? That's weird
You've spent hours talking to your partner and you didn't even notice his platinum bleached blonde hair. Tsk tsk tsk. Bad husband.
He wears his mask a lot- What do you mean!? What did you do to his beautiful hair!?
@69dickmaster69
They tricked me and bleached it, babe! They keep calling ne Lilith!
*Snaps his fingers* There, fixed. Good as new.
...did I not look good?
Oh, hey Adam when did you get here??
I think your husband is cheating on you with Lilith or Lilith with you. Lilith was here earlier and Lucifer being a cheat is the only reason I can think of that she'd be here
W-what?!
@ask-king-of-hell666 BABE WHAT THE FUCK?! Did you fuck her?! Why?! Aren't I good enough...? L-look- it's fine- you can fuck her, just... stay with me... please...
Lilith? When did you get here?
You've spent hours talking to your partner and you didn't even notice his platinum bleached blonde hair. Tsk tsk tsk. Bad husband.
He wears his mask a lot- What do you mean!? What did you do to his beautiful hair!?
@69dickmaster69
They tricked me and bleached it, babe! They keep calling ne Lilith!
*Snaps his fingers* There, fixed. Good as new.
...did I not look good?
Oh, hey Adam when did you get here??
I think your husband is cheating on you with Lilith or Lilith with you. Lilith was here earlier and Lucifer being a cheat is the only reason I can think of that she'd be here
She was not! What the fuck are you doing!?
Yes she was! Who could mistake her? Tall, blonde, mostly tits, really hard to see her face because of her massive chest. Which is totally different than Adam. He's tall, brown haired, and mostly tits that make it hard to see his face from the ground.
I'm going to put mayo in your boots once I figure out which one you're cheating on!
I'm not cheating on anyone! Adam has blonde hair for the time being!
Just what a cheater would say!
Check his fucking hair you crazy woman!
Okay? When I see him I'll check his brown hair?? I already know he has brown hair though. Did I just see Lilith??
You've spent hours talking to your partner and you didn't even notice his platinum bleached blonde hair. Tsk tsk tsk. Bad husband.
He wears his mask a lot- What do you mean!? What did you do to his beautiful hair!?
@69dickmaster69
They tricked me and bleached it, babe! They keep calling ne Lilith!
*Snaps his fingers* There, fixed. Good as new.
...did I not look good?
Oh, hey Adam when did you get here??
I think your husband is cheating on you with Lilith or Lilith with you. Lilith was here earlier and Lucifer being a cheat is the only reason I can think of that she'd be here
She was not! What the fuck are you doing!?
Yes she was! Who could mistake her? Tall, blonde, mostly tits, really hard to see her face because of her massive chest. Which is totally different than Adam. He's tall, brown haired, and mostly tits that make it hard to see his face from the ground.
I'm going to put mayo in your boots once I figure out which one you're cheating on!
I'm not cheating on anyone! Adam has blonde hair for the time being!
Just what a cheater would say!
You've spent hours talking to your partner and you didn't even notice his platinum bleached blonde hair. Tsk tsk tsk. Bad husband.
He wears his mask a lot- What do you mean!? What did you do to his beautiful hair!?
@69dickmaster69
They tricked me and bleached it, babe! They keep calling ne Lilith!
*Snaps his fingers* There, fixed. Good as new.
...did I not look good?
Oh, hey Adam when did you get here??
I think your husband is cheating on you with Lilith or Lilith with you. Lilith was here earlier and Lucifer being a cheat is the only reason I can think of that she'd be here
She was not! What the fuck are you doing!?
Yes she was! Who could mistake her? Tall, blonde, mostly tits, really hard to see her face because of her massive chest. Which is totally different than Adam. He's tall, brown haired, and mostly tits that make it hard to see his face from the ground.
I'm going to put mayo in your boots once I figure out which one you're cheating on!
