Catnip and Boredom

My collection of procrastination material. History, movies, books, crafts, cosplay, video games, critters, and other assorted goodies abound in this land of plenty.

[coriandercoriander]

[dimetrodone]

Its not in the human range of hearing but this is what it sounds like.

[id-888]

*is stressed and sad* *makes a purchase* *is ok for 9 hours maybe*

[roropcoldchain]

*~* follow for sad capitalism *~*

[root-deer]

This is it this is my favorite video in the whole wide world

[menherafemcel]

he taps

[occoris]

@faytmang @lotsandlotsofbirds

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via NateWantsToBtl)

[myserventsneverdie]

[asian]

[thecheshiresmiles]

everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit. and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies

[superiorhomo]

I don’t like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.

[ginathethundergoddess]

We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you’re dead wrong.

[animentality]

this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

New favorite cryptid: locals

[nubbsgalore]

while swimming in isolated waters 300 miles south west of cabo san lucas, mexico, david valencia spotted this thirty five foot female whale shark with a line six inches thick wrapped around her and digging into her skin.

the growth of anemones and gooseneck barnacles on the rope would indicate that it had been there for a long time.

though worried she would swim away, and facing a strong current, his friend, dani, was able to approach her, grab hold of the line, and eventually cut it off.

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Wait for it…

[association-of-free-people]

Witchcraft

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

[ancatmom]

Ok but it’s still witchcraft

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Science is beautiful.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Bruh…

[kaxen]

That’s some damn good brick placement

[johanirae]

Architect: “dude stop being a total shit and finish building – oh, never mind, we cool.”

[carudamon119]

せな⁂謎の低浮上気味 ‏@_Estrela_star 最高に可愛すぎかおめ〜〜〜💕💕🐈💕💕

[beetlefucker]

this picture is bullshit because it looks like this

but then when you open it it’s

[stanwrightworth-deactivated2020]

Everything’s so much better when it’s gay

[jacktwohats]

No it’s not. I’m so tired of this “Lol gay=good” mindset. Speaking as a writer, I was writing a story that had primarily straight characters. Why, because that’s how I imagined them. That’s who they were. This damn site guilted me into thinking I had to change my characters to make the story good. So I made some gay, some trans, changed the races of a few characters and names. And you know what, it fucking sucked. Not because the characters were lgbt or poc, but because I had forced them to be something they weren’t. I became disinterested with the story and depressed, and I came to the realization that the story didn’t need to have lgbt characters or poc charactes to be a good story, because a story isn’t about their sexual preference or color, it’s about who they are inside. I changed the characters back to how I originally had them, which was primarily straight and white, and the story was reinvigorated because I wasn’t forcing it to be something it wasn’t. I was allowing the story to be what it was.

So no, gay doesn’t equal better. Gay doesn’t mean good. And having this mindset can negatively impact stories when you force your characters to be something their not.

[stanwrightworth-deactivated2020]

Anyways everything’s so much better when it’s gay

[racethewind10]

#wow that’s a really roundabout way of saying you’re a shitty writer - [x]

[dabe-strudel]

“as a straight white author i can’t imagine a world that doesn’t revolve around me and diversity is just too hard to write” 

[antennafarm]

new copypasta

[lunarbaboon]

Support Lunarbaboon on Patreon! 

[mymodernmet]

Brides in Japan are Turning Their Long-Sleeve Kimonos Into Stunning Wedding Dresses

[levynite]

@moonblossom

[moonblossom]

I love this so much! I think it’s awesome that they evoke the feel of kimono and don’t alter the garment in any permanent way, but they’re so fun and modern at the same time <#

[lady-kaguya-ffxiv-deactivated20]

This is gorgeous!

I would do this in a heartbeat for a bridal gown!! <3

[discoverynews]

The Oldest Killer Whale Dies at More Than 100 Years Old

"Granny," an orca estimated to have been born in 1911, has not been seen in several months and is now presumed dead.

[phroyd]

Make Trump’s Inauguration “National Just Say No To Trump Day”

Make it a Daily Policy!

Phroyd

[hajandradeye]

Also, NEVER refer to him as “President …” - just “Trump”. Don’t legitimise his position by giving him respect that he hasn’t earned.

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

dont even give him that. call him Donald

[cmdrslagathor-deactivated202411]

Make Donald Drumpf again

[damianurl]

jan 20th is my b-day so let’s make inauguration day my day! ;) 

[mossadspydolphin]

“Are you going to watch the inauguration?” “Sorry it’s @daaamian‘s birthday I have to bake them a cake.”

[foxhack]

Let’s give @daaamian a great birthday, everyone!

[frickmyrick-deactivated20170811]

@daaamian have a happy bday!!!!

[riskpig]

Let’s just make gifs for @daaamian‘s birthday.

[woodelf68]

@daaamian would probably make a better President tbh. 

[violetfaust]

Do I know that person? No.

Do I agree with you? Yes.

[ask-artsy-oncie]

I actually do think this is a good idea. This man does not care how much people scream and yell at him because it gives him attention. Reject everything relating to him, especially on TV. Completely ignore him. That’s the one thing that will get to this overgrown child more than anything.

I fully support this.

If you guys need something to watch in the meantime;

Kisscartoon.me is a website full of cartoons both new and old

Amazon Kindle currently has a lot of sales and deals for the new year (cheap books!!!)

The Game Grumps Sonic ‘06 playthrough is over 19 hours long

APL.tv is a live stream website run by animal planet where you can spend the day (or days) watching animals

[destroyer-drax]

Don’t talk about it either. Don’t let it trend anywhere. Not on facebook or Twitter or wherever. No hashtags, no mentions.

Don’t let it get any ratings or any attention anywhere.

[rabbut]

the crows that like to visit my porch stole my flower pot bottom and put it on the neighbors roof

[rabbut]

bring it back please

[rabbut]

guys, it’s gone