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Love Begins
trying on a metaphor
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
if i look back, i am lost
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https://www.drowzyscatterbrain.tumblr.com
Oh hey a pinned post
Here's uhhh
My art blog if ya wanna check it out-
Also tumblr is an ass, so sometimes I might ended up posting in this account instead of that one so yeah
ALSO, search 'just rambling' tag to see me yapping my fandom fixation nonsense instead of my sea of reblogs
Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you
ANGLER FISH
FUN FACT
i tried adding noelleās egg blog post to the background as well, but pasting in the text froze my clip studio paint and when it finally loaded, all the text had flipped. Whatever that means.
I imagine Jax can't take off her overalls for a while, so she'd have to get creative
I wish AI would stop making so many animal story posts. I LOVE animals and they are ruining the loving-animals ecosystem. And also the real ecosystem
The truffle hunting cat is AI, Iām so sorry guys
Fuck AI, look at my handsomest boy instead, he helps me in the garden by digging holes next to where I am digging. He is not helping at all, but I appreciate his spirit, we are bonding.
They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.
brain grace,,, grain
watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school
Fly high king, there's always a next year
Fly high king, there's always a next year
WHY SHOULD YALL VOTE FOR SENSHI?
FIRST, HE IS UNAFRAID TO TELL YOU IF SOMETHING IS HORRIBLY WRONG, EVEN IF YOU DO SOME OTHER REALLY WIERD THINGS!
SECOND, HE WILL ENCOURAGE YOU TO GET THREE SQUARE MEALS, EXERCISE, AND STILL LET YOU HAVE DESSERT AT THE END OF THE DAY!
THIRD, HE IS PRIME DAD MATERIAL! HOT, SQUISHY BOD COMBINED WITH A SENSE TO FEED THE YOUNG ONES (EVEN IF THEY ARE NOT SO YOUNG) BEFORE HIMSELF!
FOURTH, HE CAN FARM! HE CAN COOK! HE WILL WILL TREAT YOU LIKE A PRINCESS WHO ONLY EATS AT A FIVESTART RESTRAUNT IF YOU SO DESIRE! HE IS EVEN AWARE OF DIETART RESTRICTIONS AND ACTUALLY TAKES THE FEEDBACK WHEN HE COOKS!
SO VOTE SENSHI FOR TUMBLR SEXYMAN 2026!
Tumblr sexyman is brought to you by @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026, organizer of tumblr sexywoman and sexyenby. All rights to the tumblr sexypeople contests (TM)
do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated
Context: she had babies with a werewolf and isnāt sure where to take them either.
she had babies with a what
He died :(
Raising kids alone is stressful enough without them being part wolf.
Raising kids alone
is stressful enough without
them being part wolf.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (2/3)
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (3/3)
Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
YOU WANT RYAN GOSLING OVER THIS ABSOLUTE BEEFCAKE??
Heās not gonna take you back Bill
SEZ YOU! EVER HEARD OF STOCKHOLM SYNDROME?
Not even Stockholm Syndrome is enough to get Ford to go back to an equilateral triangle Bill, not even one who can sing, do YOU look like the hot elf he drew in the journal, no so get good Cipher
Mimosa is correct that ford is never taking you back, even w stockholm syndrome, sorry @bill-cipher-offical However, @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026 Bill is isoceles and thatās a microaggression against triangles, you should really apologize for that.
EXCUSE ME, WHY ARE ME MAKING ASSUMPTIONS AND SPECULATIONS ABOUT MY ANGLES ON PUBLIC FORUMS?
Okay isosceles
Actually, Mimosa @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026 is right! Bill is described by the Axolotl as "60 degrees that come in threes", meaning his sides are all the same length. So yes, he is equilateral!
60 degrees that come in threes
Watches from within birch trees
Saw his home dimension burn
Misses home but canāt return
Says heās happy, heās a lier
Blame the arson for the fire
If he wants to shirk the blame
Heāll have to invoke my name
One way to absolve his crimes
A different form a different time
And from the most recent book:
To change his form will take some time
Basically them
@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026
Just the best lil goober ever.
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