lily: Ooh, somebody has a crush
severus: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on regulus I just think he’s cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him.
*Later that night*
severus, very much awake: well shit.
regulus: So you like cats?
severus: Why yes.
regulus: *tries to impress him by knocking a glass off the table*
severus: What’s your favorite color?
regulus: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.
severus: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
regulus:
regulus, muttering: My favorite color is pink.
severus: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices.
severus: Then I remember that it's last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time, coming from Regulus' exasperated voice.
regulus: Here's a useful power move: every time something mildly inconveniences you, say *gASp* "THAT'S TREASON, BITCH!!!"
regulus: What has the wizarding world ever done for you?! Why would you wanna save it?!
severus, in a melodramatic shriek: Because I’m one of the idiots who lives in it!
mulciber or some other random dude: Listen Regulus, at some point you must admit, Snape’s a 10 but he’s your brother's arch-nemesis.
regulus: Well if anything, that makes him an 11.
mulciber:
some random dude: So, what is Severus to you?
regulus: The reason I wake up every morning.
some random dude: Awwww-
severus earlier that morning, barging into the room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
regulus: Hey, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?
severus: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.
regulus: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?
severus: Can't really say I have.
regulus: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.
severus: Well, for what it's worth, I can picture them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.
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