[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[tuxankhamun]

Ma'am, we're sorry to have to tell you this, but your husband had an accident at the Pianos, Anvils, and Comically Large Panes of Glass Incorporated factory...

[sunb1eeder]

he was hit by a car in the parking lot

[sharpenededges]

[sorrowsofasoul]

[apologize-to-no-one]

[bugthingsdaily]

today's bug thing is the bug carousel at the Bronx Zoo!

[kosmogrl]

what do you mean I can't control everything, why not

[valtsv]

if you're an adult behaving immaturely i'm not going to "treat you like a child" about it because i have a lot of respect for children as an oppressed and vulnerable class of people. i will however treat you like an embarrassment. which you are being.

[valtsv]

[decadent-hag]

Where that New England Gothic post

[countkunt]

my personal favorite

[quartzprinz]

White-browed Tit-warbler, seen in NW China's Gansu province. by 鸟影语丝

[lake-erie]

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

[football-in-tuxedos]

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

[polyamandhellaglam]

Polyamory is safe for work. Polyamory is safe for kids. Polyamory is safe for day time tv. Polyamory isn’t more sexual than any other relationship and it can be just as romantic, sweet, and healthy.

[evilwriter37]

Aggressively reblogs.

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[thebroccolination]

I remember once overhearing a younger family member tell their parents that they don't like being sung "happy birthday" because it makes them feel awkward. Their mother said, "Awww but we love singing it to you! It's a tradition! What, we're just going to give you your cake? No!" and then she and the father proceeded to ask the restaurant staff to sing "happy birthday" extra loud, and their child suffered through it with a pained smile.

I look back on that sometimes and think, "Why was exerting your parental power so important to you that you went out of your way to make your child uncomfortable on purpose? And visibly enjoyed watching them squirm?"

I genuinely think some people have kids out of boredom or societal pressure and then spend the rest of their lives resenting and punishing the person they forced to be here.

[earhartsease]

[polish-lolita]

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

this show was a treasure