di hard

Di Morgan aka a girl with a grudge... against who? doesn't fuckin' matter she will fuck your shit up dont even get her fuckin' started (oppositional defiant disorder & kleptomania) (absolutely not in love w/ Maleficent Crow what the fuck are you even talkin about)

[cadgantu-blog]

Romantically frustrated, a little angsty and tryin’ to get high?

Or wait is that me?

[cawcawklepto-blog]

Bro, if I was tryin’ to get high right now I’d already be goosesteppin’ on the fuckin’ clouds.

Whatchu angsting about?

[siamesen-blog1]

Yup and our love is doomed as the city will fall if we ever make out.

[cawcawklepto-blog]

I’m pretty sure I’d be a  fuckin’ shitty superhero anyway. Or villain.

I’m really only that good at bein’ a sidekick.

[cadgantu-blog]

That’s true. Hey girl hey. How you be?

[cawcawklepto-blog]

Hey guy hey.

 Same as ever, you know how my deal goes.

[siamesen-blog1]

You can be a superbabe and call it a day. 

[cawcawklepto-blog]

Let me guess, you’d be a some sort of shape shifting supervillain?

[cadgantu-blog]

Whoah. I never thought of it that way.

[cawcawklepto-blog]

That’s because you’re an idiot.

Yo.

[siamesen-blog1]

Actually that’s what it looks like now. 

[cawcawklepto-blog]

Wow, okay. Just ruin my hopes of being a superhero.

[cawcawklepto-blog]

Look, I’m not saying I’m gay… but have you ever seen me and gay in the same room?

[prettylittle-persephone-blog]

No, you dumb bitch, don’t open that door! You’ll die!

Told you so. 

[cawcawklepto-blog]

Yowch.

Shitty special effects though.

[cadgantu-blog]

It wasn’t totally girly talk. It was just a mention that I liked this chick at work. Trust me, you’re my number one.

[cawcawklepto-blog]

-scowls- It’s not fair you’re my only friend and you get to go be all fuckin’ likeable and shit and have everyone else fuckin’ linin’ up to be buddies.

[cadgantu-blog]

No. No. No. She’s a nurse. She didn’t do anything wrong, except break my heart. 

I’m being slightly dramatic. But seriously, I really like her. I fucking told you about it. I told this other patient too. God, I’m such a tool.

[cawcawklepto-blog]

Wait, you were girly talking with other patients? I thought that was our thing.

[cadgantu-blog]

No you can’t kill her. That’s like a ten on the scale of what’s allowed and a WHAT THE FUCK on the scale of my heart. Her hair does look really soft though. Di, this is what I deserve. I fucked you over and this is the ultimate karma for being a fucking asshole. Fuck. I have to just stay away from her.

[cawcawklepto-blog]

I can’t even fuckin’ mess with you about this because you’re so clearly fuckin’ distraught. This fuckin’ sucks.

Can I at least beat her up? Like a little?

Wait, can I beat her up and you can swoop in and save her and she’ll swoon into your arms? Because, y’know, it worked out for me.

[cadgantu-blog]

I’m just like “hey Meg I think you’re really cute, I like you a lot. Maybe we could I DON’T KNOW go out or something?” And she’s like “uh, sorry I just like flirting.” Umm okay, I’m sorry I developed a feeling called emotion. Didn’t know that wasn’t allowed.

[cawcawklepto-blog]

... Can I kill her? I wanna kill her.

I’m gonna pull out her hair and use it to knit you a sweater. Her femurs can be knitting needles.

[cadgantu-blog]

So, Meg broke up with me. We weren’t even together. And she still broke up with me. What the actually fuck?

[cawcawklepto-blog]

Uh huh. Okay, I’ve got a question here, it’s kinda complicated so just bear with me here, hear me out, little bit of a weird question, but - 

What the fuck?

[cadgantu-blog]

Anyone see Di?

[cawcawklepto-blog]

Nah, man, bitch be disappearing like woah.

[siamesen-blog1]

Are you threatening to haunt me? 

[cawcawklepto-blog]

Absolutely. I will be the ghost with the most, baby.

[siamesen-blog1]

You’re gonna start pissing me off and I really will kill you.

[cawcawklepto-blog]

But then you’ll take one look at my adorable face and you won’t be mad anymore.

Of course, I’ll probably already be fuckin’ dead but at least my ghost can have the last laugh.

[siamesen-blog1]

Glad to know if I murder you during sex that you’ll appreciate it. 

[cawcawklepto-blog]

Pretty hilarious that you hadn’t figured that one out on your own.

Guess that you aren’t the genius you claimed.