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PATRICK JOHN FLUEGER. Thirty-seven old. Wannabe actor. Dog-lover. Beer and bourbon enthusiast. Sometimes answers to Squirrel. Big supporter of YOLO & certified hot mess since the eighties. That redhead magician who dated Mia Thermopolis' best friend. If found drunk, please return to Big Brother before midnight or might turn into a pumpkin. Dianna Agron kissed the frog, but he become a prince. ( var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5638492"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write(""); )

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perrieedwardsbb:

“Kind of unsure of how it took you this long to conclude that we’re not exactly on a nickname basis but, irrelevant,” she shook her head. It was the least of her worries at the moment. “Never?” Perrie raised a brow. “I can’t really see how that could be true.”

‘I’m a slow learner, I guess. —— Nope. Never. As long as there’s booze, I’m there.’ Or at least, that’s how it used to be. Patrick could make a celebration out of anything. Even something as simple as opening the mailbox. He was trying not to do that anymore though. Trying to be a better person. ‘I know how to have a good time.’

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dianna-agron-xx:

“Yes your choice in aftershave might just get you lucky.”

‘I hope so.’

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cbb-jesseleesoffer​:

“Feels like fucking ages since we’ve hung out man.”

‘That’s because I’ve been avoiding your terrible jokes.’

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bbMessenger | Babe

DI: I mean for a while they might have wanted to shout at you, or which made me laugh more. Was my dad saying he'd put you in his hoist and leave you there

DI: But they adore you now, you're part of the Argons

PADDY: Wouldn't blame him. I deserved to be in a hoist for a while.

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bbMessenger | Jesse J

JESSE: You're welcome 🤣🤣🤣

PADDY: Our friendship is over.

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pjflueger: She makes mornings worth waking up for. @dianna-agron-xx

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perrieedwardsbb:

“Just a general reminder–don’t call me princess,” Perrie told him sternly. She tried not to go overboard, despite her history with Patrick. The last thing she needed was to ruffle more feathers than she likely would. “Yeah, the kind of party you don’t want to attend but you’d be an asshole if you don’t go so you think of a reason to sneak out early.”

‘No nicknames. Noted.’ Anything to stay in this new, relatively-safe zone they currently found themselves in. Patrick didn’t have the strength nor the energy for their usual hostilities. It sounded like she needed to preserve her own too. ‘I don’t think I’ve ever been invited to a party I don’t wanna go to, so. I’ll have to take your word for it.’

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gagecbb​:

— & It’s such a quick motion that Gage almost finds herself getting hit directly in the face, hands collecting the object near her face with a grunt. “What—” A pause as brows knit slightly. “What is this supposed to be?”

‘Whoa! —— Watch out.’ Too late. Patrick winced as the item went hurtling towards another contestant. ‘Shit, my bad. I’m sorry.’ He apologised, quickly straightening himself up from the sprawled out position he’d been in on the couch. ‘It’s a, uh, just a crushed up soda can. I was trying to practise my basketball moves and get it in the trash can.’ More like he was too lazy to stand up. ‘Nice catch though. Impressive.’

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Messenger | Everyone

KAT: There's so many revamped shows coming out this year and next that it has me wondering if that's how TV's going to be from here on out, just constant remakes.

KAT: Although I'd love to see a modern version of Buffy but like... HBO's version. Give me that grit.

PADDY: And replace the iconic Sarah Michelle Geller?

PADDY: That’s a bold suggestion, Graham.

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dianna-agron-xx:

“Mhmm, she might just be.” 

‘Damn, I should wear this aftershave more often.’

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cbb-noelfisher:

“How did I forget about that masterpiece. Shit, I’m of to go watch it and update my song choice.”

‘You fuckin’ better. I don’t wanna lose the respect we’ve built up for each other, but I’d have no choice if you didn’t realise the error of your ways.’

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cbb-taylorkinney:

Taylor hadn’t really seen Paddy in a while, a lot of people had been away for a little while and Paddy might have been one of them. The house seemed busy again which he was glad about. Spotting his old friend with a bottle of bourbon he grinned. It had been to long since they’d shared a drink together, and he had missed it. However he couldn’t help notice the air of hesitance around Paddy. He knew his friend liked to go hard when it came to drinking so seeing him staring at a glass well. It was different. “Yeah I’m good man,” He said taking a seat next to Patrick and pouring himself a bourbon. “You and the drink having a staring competition?” 

Patrick knew he’d been acting out of character lately. Isolating himself away instead of spreading his time around. It was only a matter of time before his friend’s noticed too. He’d never been the kind to like the quiet life. He purposely surrounded himself with people, craving the company and the distraction, but as of late, the actor was sticking to dark corners. Even when he got back from filming in Chicago, he’d mostly buried himself away with Dianna. The problem was, Paddy was so used to being the life and soul of the party. The one downing shots and cracking jokes. — Who was he if he couldn’t be that person anymore? Hand pushed through unkempt hair and Patrick released a deep breath. ‘Somethin’ like that,’ he murmured, pushing the glass aside with one hand while lifting the other, finally showing someone his chip. ‘I was six months sober three days ago. Trying really hard not to break that streak.’

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perrieedwardsbb:

“I know this will come as a shock to you but, you actually weren’t even the one I was dreading the most,” she admitted. “Don’t take it as a compliment though. It wasn’t.”

Patrick chuckled at her words. Perrie was nothing if not brutally honest, a trait that could be both admirable and frustrating, depending on the day. Right now, it was the former. ‘Wouldn’t dream of it, princess. We can’t have people thinking we’re finally civilised creatures, can we?’ He drawled in response. ‘Good luck coming face to face with whoever it was you were dreading the most. Sounds like it’ll be a party.’

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bbMessenger | Jesse J

JESSE: Tank

PADDY: Tank who?

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bbMessenger | Babe

DI: Yes darling he knows its you

DI: My parents do like you, they always have, because you make their daughter smile

PADDY: Huh. I'm not used to parent's liking me.

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cbb-noelfisher​:

“I forgot how fucking catchy the old Disney film songs are. If you hear someone singing hakuna matata. It’s my old ass.” 

‘Dude, c’mon. — If we’re gonna be singing Disney songs, at least sing the superior tune. The Bare Necessities wins every damn time.’ 

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perrieedwardsbb​:

Perrie carefully shut the door behind her, holding her hands up in mock surrender when she saw the other glance up. “Please don’t throw rotten fruit at me.”

‘Damn. How’d you know that was top of my to-do list today? — Kidding.’ Hands came down from where they’d been resting behind his head, mimicking her mock-surrender with his own. It had been a while since Patrick saw Perrie, but the pair didn’t exactly have the best track record. The last thing he should probably be doing was poking the bear with a stick so soon into their reunion. ‘No rotten food of any kind over here, I swear. Welcome, uh, welcome back.’